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Made in de
Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

...I'm out of toilet paper...
   
Made in us
Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!





Seoul, South Korea

It's true, watching "Chick Flicks" will put you in a coma...How long have I been here?

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I play: 30,000+ points and growing
: 5,000+ points
: 10,000+ points
: I'll never tell...
: Necromunda
: And yes I even play Squats!  
   
Made in us
Proud Triarch Praetorian





I will give ANYBODY Immortality right now if they just scracted my nose. ANYBODY!
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el




All over the U.S.

Phenomenal Cosmic Power, ....itty bitty living space.

Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el




All over the U.S.

What WOULD I do for a klondike bar?

Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut






Las Vegas

"...We tied an onion to our belt since that was the style at the time. We used the yellow ones 'cause the white ones were out due to the war. Nickels had bees on them back then so we's called them bees. 'Gimme five bees for a quarter!' we used to say..."

 
   
Made in us
Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

focusedfire wrote:Phenomenal Cosmic Power, ....itty bitty living space.


Excellent job sir, easily my favorite so far

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in us
Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!





Seoul, South Korea

...and that's the story of my life.....Doc, um, doc are you there...Damn, now I need a new shrink.

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Battlefield Professional




Empire Of Denver, Urth

I wish I had TIVO.

“It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood” -- Karl Popper 
   
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Seoul, South Korea

I really need to start a new Blood Bowl league.

Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
: 5,000+ points
: 10,000+ points
: I'll never tell...
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Tough Treekin






Birmingham - England

"so those primarchs......they worked a treat didn't they, i mean surely infusing clones created from my own flesh with the power of the warp seemed like a good idea at the time, i mean i really should cut down on the space dust that stuff is lethal i mean looked what it did to me........"

Ad Mech Adept: "!?!?WTF!?!?!"

"oh surely you didn't think i would get off my ass myself and fight Horus, i had Dorn do that, this *looks up and down* that's space dust addiction through and through"

When you give total control to a computer, it’s only a matter of time before it pulls a Skynet on you and you’re running for your life.

 
   
Made in au
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





Standing right behind you...

Lol Deery.

"You know, with the amount of souls they sacrifice a day just for my wellbeing they could create another Emperor."

'I once tried to kill the World's Greatest Lover...but then I realized there were laws against suicide,' Sideshow Bob. 
   
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!





Seoul, South Korea

Maybe I should surf the warp and find me an Empress....

How much was my electric bill!....I'm out'a here!

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Made in ca
Huge Hierodule






Outflanking

Darn Pilgrims, Stay out of my Garden!

Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?

A: A Maniraptor 
   
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Seoul, South Korea

I wonder if dad has ungrounded me yet.

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: 5,000+ points
: 10,000+ points
: I'll never tell...
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Whats for dinner?

Psykers?

Again?
   
Made in gb
Monstrous Master Moulder






I dunno...

"I wonder how Jesus is doing?"

"How the hell am I thinking all of this considering my brain rotted away 39,998 years ago?"

"WTF is this Turtle Pie thing?"

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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman

And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
 
   
Made in gb
Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential





Stafford

'Its the final countdown! doo do doo doo! da-da doo doo doo! doo do doo doo! duh-duh dun dun dun!'


=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S---G+MB-I+PW40K00#-D++A+/fWD-R++T(M)DM+
======End Dakka Geek Code======

"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."

- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units


 
   
Made in de
Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

somecallmeJack wrote:'Its the final countdown! doo do doo doo! da-da doo doo doo! doo do doo doo! duh-duh dun dun dun!'


   
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control







"Human souls suck... How about some PIZZA!"

"**** I have that really anoying High School Musical song stuck in my head... Why the **** did i go and see it! Its been in my head for 300 ******* thousand years!"
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

covenant84 wrote:I'm sure the answer was forty something, if only I had eyes I could read that book again and find out.



Yea I think it was 42 wasnt it?

anywho



"GOLD?!?! holy friggin frak, SEE if they would of listened to me at least ONCE they would of known I HATE gold. Its so ugly and dull and dirty.... maaaaaaaaaan........ When I come back Im totally redoing these damn SM so they LISTEN better.... maybe bigger ears....."
   
Made in us
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Seoul, South Korea

Wait....Am I the good guy?

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: 5,000+ points
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Longtime Dakkanaut






Las Vegas

Nothing, but Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is gently echoing somewhere deep in the cavern of his skull.

 
   
Made in ca
Huge Hierodule






Outflanking

Emporer: "I really hate that song."

Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?

A: A Maniraptor 
   
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Fireknife Shas'el






Richmond, VA

Me damn it, plug this ornate toilet back in.

 
   
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Fireknife Shas'el




All over the U.S.

Singing, "Nobody knows the troubles i've seen"



Or" ....Attica!....Attica!....Attica!"

Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut






Las Vegas

"Thousands of years and you'd think the smell of burnt hair would dissapate."

or

"Mmm, chocolate."

 
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el




All over the U.S.

Oooohohohoo....Some preparation H, ... PLEASE! 10,000 years and counting of just sitting, my prostate is just one giant hemmariod. You feed me thousands of souls a day and you can,t even get me a donut. And don't even get me started about my bedsores, blah, blah, gripe, blah......

Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
Made in us
Twisting Tzeentch Horror





A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

"Last words? Hows aboot: GET ME THE F*** OUT OF THIS CHAIR!" - the South Park movie, though I think it's apllicable here too.

"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut






Las Vegas

The Thousandth Son wrote:"Last words? Hows aboot: GET ME THE F*** OUT OF THIS CHAIR!" - the South Park movie, though I think it's apllicable here too.


I think it's originally from 1982 The Thing with Kurt Russell. Either way I like it!!!

 
   
 
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