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2009/02/01 00:56:32
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Dominating Dominatrix
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...I'm out of toilet paper...
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2009/02/01 03:48:57
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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It's true, watching "Chick Flicks" will put you in a coma...How long have I been here?
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!! 
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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2009/02/01 08:40:01
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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I will give ANYBODY Immortality right now if they just scracted my nose. ANYBODY!
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2009/02/01 12:15:55
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Phenomenal Cosmic Power, ....itty bitty living space.
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
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2009/02/01 12:16:35
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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What WOULD I do for a klondike bar?
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/01 16:55:09
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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"...We tied an onion to our belt since that was the style at the time. We used the yellow ones 'cause the white ones were out due to the war. Nickels had bees on them back then so we's called them bees. 'Gimme five bees for a quarter!' we used to say..."
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2009/02/01 21:36:21
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
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focusedfire wrote:Phenomenal Cosmic Power, ....itty bitty living space.
Excellent job sir, easily my favorite so far
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009  : 
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2009/02/01 23:27:26
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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...and that's the story of my life.....Doc, um, doc are you there...Damn, now I need a new shrink.
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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2009/02/02 00:02:50
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Battlefield Professional
Empire Of Denver, Urth
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I wish I had TIVO.
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“It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood” -- Karl Popper |
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2009/02/02 01:27:37
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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I really need to start a new Blood Bowl league.
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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: I'll never tell...
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: And yes I even play Squats! |
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2009/02/02 02:25:59
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Tough Treekin
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"so those primarchs......they worked a treat didn't they, i mean surely infusing clones created from my own flesh with the power of the warp seemed like a good idea at the time, i mean i really should cut down on the space dust that stuff is lethal i mean looked what it did to me........"
Ad Mech Adept: "!?!?WTF!?!?!"
"oh surely you didn't think i would get off my ass myself and fight Horus, i had Dorn do that, this *looks up and down* that's space dust addiction through and through"
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When you give total control to a computer, it’s only a matter of time before it pulls a Skynet on you and you’re running for your life.
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2009/02/02 10:03:22
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
Standing right behind you...
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Lol Deery.
"You know, with the amount of souls they sacrifice a day just for my wellbeing they could create another Emperor."
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'I once tried to kill the World's Greatest Lover...but then I realized there were laws against suicide,' Sideshow Bob. |
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2009/02/02 13:54:28
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Maybe I should surf the warp and find me an Empress....
How much was my electric bill!....I'm out'a here!
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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: I'll never tell...
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: And yes I even play Squats! |
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2009/02/02 15:58:20
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Huge Hierodule
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Darn Pilgrims, Stay out of my Garden!
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2009/02/02 16:56:17
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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I wonder if dad has ungrounded me yet.
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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: I'll never tell...
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: And yes I even play Squats! |
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2009/02/02 17:34:03
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Whats for dinner?
Psykers?
Again?
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2009/02/02 18:26:19
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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"I wonder how Jesus is doing?"
"How the hell am I thinking all of this considering my brain rotted away 39,998 years ago?"
"WTF is this Turtle Pie thing?"
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2009/02/02 23:25:53
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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'Its the final countdown! doo do doo doo! da-da doo doo doo! doo do doo doo! duh-duh dun dun dun!'
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=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S---G+MB-I+PW40K00#-D++A+/fWD-R++T(M)DM+
======End Dakka Geek Code======
"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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2009/02/02 23:32:20
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Dominating Dominatrix
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2009/02/03 16:43:12
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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"Human souls suck... How about some PIZZA!"
"**** I have that really anoying High School Musical song stuck in my head... Why the **** did i go and see it! Its been in my head for 300 ******* thousand years!"
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2009/02/03 19:43:40
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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covenant84 wrote:I'm sure the answer was forty something, if only I had eyes I could read that book again and find out.
Yea I think it was 42 wasnt it?
anywho
"GOLD?!?! holy friggin frak, SEE if they would of listened to me at least ONCE they would of known I HATE gold. Its so ugly and dull and dirty.... maaaaaaaaaan........ When I come back Im totally redoing these damn SM so they LISTEN better.... maybe bigger ears....."
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2009/02/03 23:55:24
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Wait....Am I the good guy?
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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: I'll never tell...
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: And yes I even play Squats! |
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2009/02/04 00:05:14
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Nothing, but Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is gently echoing somewhere deep in the cavern of his skull. 
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2009/02/04 00:14:43
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Huge Hierodule
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Emporer: "I really hate that song."
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/02/04 13:57:08
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Me damn it, plug this ornate toilet back in.
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2009/02/04 21:43:36
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Singing, "Nobody knows the troubles i've seen"
Or" ....Attica!....Attica!....Attica!"
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/02/04 21:48:09
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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"Thousands of years and you'd think the smell of burnt hair would dissapate."
or
"Mmm, chocolate."
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2009/02/04 22:02:02
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Oooohohohoo....Some preparation H, ... PLEASE! 10,000 years and counting of just sitting, my prostate is just one giant hemmariod. You feed me thousands of souls a day and you can,t even get me a donut. And don't even get me started about my bedsores, blah, blah, gripe, blah......
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/05 00:28:06
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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"Last words? Hows aboot: GET ME THE F*** OUT OF THIS CHAIR!" - the South Park movie, though I think it's apllicable here too.
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/02/05 00:31:02
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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The Thousandth Son wrote:"Last words? Hows aboot: GET ME THE F*** OUT OF THIS CHAIR!" - the South Park movie, though I think it's apllicable here too.
I think it's originally from 1982 The Thing with Kurt Russell. Either way I like it!!!
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