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2009/02/13 03:21:22
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Huge Hierodule
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One of these days, the leafs will win the cup.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/02/13 04:59:12
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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... ... ... ... ... ... What do you mean I'm too slow to avoid your blow, Horus!? ... ... ... ... ah Crap!
du du dua da du, du du dua du, da da de da da du de dada (popcorn song)
"I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that will get on your nerves, get, get, get, on your nerves"
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2009/02/14 21:47:08
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Pppppppppplllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeee, someone just pull the plug already.
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2009/02/14 23:07:17
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Dominating Dominatrix
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"He was drunk all the time, he never cut his hair and then this music! His whole live he did nothing but annoy me and the ONE TIME when he does as I ask him to, it turns out that it wasn't such a good idea after all. When that long-haired, bad-teethed screw-up Leman EVER gets back he's gonna get it!"
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2009/02/16 21:26:44
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Imperial Recruit in Training
Belfast, Northern Ireland
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"So if i did Slaanesh would that make me gay?"
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2009/02/16 22:02:48
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Been Around the Block
New York
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"did i leave the oven on?" 
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 (cadian 8th) WIP
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I sold off my older armies...they consisted of
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2000pt
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:looks through white dwarf:
"god i suck at painting" |
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2009/02/17 19:33:10
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Deacon
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"I'd rather be playing Skee-Ball"
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2009/02/18 00:47:28
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Ppl's republic/New Zealand!
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Since people are talking about Slaneesh, I am dissappointed GW lost their balls and made Deamonettes "PC" for 5th ed. Pretty sure 4th ed models they have perky jugs and female lookin faces.
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I play:
People's liberation cadre 
Hentai robots  |
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2009/02/25 08:52:34
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Pyre Troll
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wish i could do something for a klondic bar
the sacrifices are nice, but i could really use a haircut
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2009/02/27 00:38:28
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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greenskin lynn wrote:wish i could do something for a klondic bar
The emperor made the mistake of saying he'd do anything for a Klondike Bar.
Next thing he knew he was strapped to the golden throne, protecting humanity from the ravages of the warp, he has yet to receive his Klondike Bar...
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 : 
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2009/03/05 19:32:27
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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When is the new starcraft coming out?
God! I hate those ultramarines, why do they never lose, even I lost once back in the day...
Everyone thinks I'm dead, maybe that's why they don't call.
Is this what everyone on dakkadakka thinks that I am thinking?
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2009/03/10 04:12:19
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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*Sigh* Still no broadband connection....
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2009/03/16 08:51:08
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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I can't get this darn Jeopardy theme outa my head AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  |
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2009/03/16 09:05:10
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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"I said lunch!, they thought I said launch!"
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2009/03/16 13:13:52
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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You know what, I could really go for mexican right about now.
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2009/03/16 13:34:10
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Hierarch
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"Damn Magnus and his incessant 'need' to use the warp to send me chain texts..."
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Things I've gotten other players to admit...
Foldalot: Pariahs can sometimes be useful |
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2009/03/16 22:51:38
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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"Looks like the imperium is copping it.... better back up my files"
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2009/03/17 02:20:32
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Grovelin' Grot Rigger
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"I'll get you next time, Gadget! NEXT TIIIIIIIME!"
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DA:80+SG+M-B+I+Pw40k088--D+A+/fWD-R---T(M)DM+
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2009/03/17 04:12:50
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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"HE'S FIRING THE LAZER!!"
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2009/03/17 14:49:03
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Autobots, ROLL OUT!!
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2009/03/17 15:14:54
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Grovelin' Grot Rigger
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"I wish the Pay-Per-View on this throne changed selections more often... I've seen '300' twenty times, it's starting to lose it's appeal..."
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DA:80+SG+M-B+I+Pw40k088--D+A+/fWD-R---T(M)DM+
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2009/03/17 18:20:19
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Huge Hierodule
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Maybe I should grow myself another Ghola of Mau'dib. I need someone who understands.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/03/17 22:13:31
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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"Damn tech-priests left a light on in front of me for the last 3000 years"
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2009/03/17 22:49:55
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Huge Hierodule
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"Lonley... I'm so Lonely..."
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/03/18 00:15:49
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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"The urge to play warhammer 80,000 after 10000 years on this throne is greater than sex!"
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2009/03/18 16:54:26
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Wish this thing had an auto-flush feature.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/03/19 18:53:09
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Where the hell is my rubber ducky?
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2009/03/19 19:09:40
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Huge Hierodule
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Wonder if that "You know you play to much 40k" thread on Dakka has died already.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/03/20 05:00:49
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Man I remember when I was that Jesus fellow. I could do with some wine right now...
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2009/03/27 04:27:48
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Fresh-Faced New User
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"After all this hard work defending the universe from the xenos I think I've earned myself a treat. Custodian! Fetch me a beer and a woman!"
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