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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 06:51:34
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Mindless Spore Mine
Australia
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Ever wondered whats the emporer thinking all day while sitting on the golden throne?
Here what I think he might say
"39,002 bottles of beer on the Wall, 39,002 bottles of beer, take one down, pass them around, 39,002 bottles of beer on the wall. 39,001 bottles. . ."
You know, I've had this itch for 3,435 years, right at the base of my neck. . ."
"Why can't they hook up a Playstation 3 in here?"
"Damn, my foot's asleep again."
You know, when I said sacrifice 1000 souls to me daily, they must have misunderstood. I actually meant sacrifice 1000 COALS. It's so cold in this huge throne room..."
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"You dont have a sniper. Theres no sniper in that building. Oh, now I see him. Um, nice camoflauge." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 07:44:30
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Springhurst, VIC, Australia
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How do i "Masterbait" [winks] like this, and can someone hold it while i pee
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 09:28:32
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
Lawrence, KS (United States)
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'Why can't we get a Sister Superior to insert the catheter?'
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Pain is an illusion of the senses, Despair an illusion of the mind.
The Tainted - Pending
I sold most of my miniatures, and am currently working on bringing my own vision of the Four Colors of Chaos to fruition |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 10:52:01
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Yellin' Yoof
Sweden
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Of course he's levitating porno-slates in front of his face by willpower alone.
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"Whenever I say something, and someone stupid agrees with me, I always get the feeling that I'm wrong" - Oscar Wilde |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 18:21:55
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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he has a warp rift open in front of him, and is playing chess... or "regicide" (apparently the 40k version of chess)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 18:23:16
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Lustful Cultist of Slaanesh
So Cal
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Dead men tell no tails...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 19:00:06
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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"Alas, poor Horus. I knew thee well."
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 19:31:34
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Huge Hierodule
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What are they waiting for?!?!
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 19:49:53
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Battlefield Professional
Empire Of Denver, Urth
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He's dead.
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“It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood” -- Karl Popper |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 20:01:19
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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Y'know... I could really go for some pizza.
I swear to god, if one of those tech magos  ers puts a fake moustache on me one more time...
I'm not dead yet! (for all you monty python fan's out there)
Omigod... I am soooo constipated
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 20:02:50
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I know what he's thinking.
"Darkness, imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror! I cannot live. I cannot die. Trapped in myself. Body my holding cell. Horus has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing. Taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul, left me with life in Hell!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 20:35:58
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Lordhat wrote:"Alas, poor Horus. I knew thee well."
"alas, poor horus... i knew him... horatio"
shakespeare nazi
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 21:04:51
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Lustful Cultist of Slaanesh
So Cal
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"Ya know... if they'd just let me fracking die I could reincarnate again..."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 21:10:47
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Battleship Captain
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Heh, heh. Shadow Sun. I'd like to feel those Greater Goods. heh.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 23:27:51
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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Shep wrote:I know what he's thinking.
"Darkness, imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror! I cannot live. I cannot die. Trapped in myself. Body my holding cell. Horus has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing. Taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul, left me with life in Hell!"
I see what you did there
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=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S---G+MB-I+PW40K00#-D++A+/fWD-R++T(M)DM+
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"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 23:36:46
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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"I can't wait until GW releases the Greatcoat models they talked about 38,000 years ago".
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
: 5,000+ points
: 10,000+ points
: I'll never tell...
: Necromunda
: And yes I even play Squats! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 23:49:17
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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"Geez, the Fantasy Daemon army book is BS!"
"Crom's Stones I have to pee! I don't think I can hold it much.......ahhhhhh!"
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I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!
The best 40k page in the Universe
COMMORRAGH |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/29 23:52:04
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Lustful Cultist of Slaanesh
So Cal
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"What do you mean the Siege book is only for Fantasy now?!!?!?!11!!?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/30 02:38:34
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
in Canada
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"a subway would kill in this area"
"so the chicken did come before the egg"
"anyone have a kleenex? my nose has been running.... for about a millenia"
"so is stewie gay or not? I mean whats the deal with that?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/30 03:25:19
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Huge Hierodule
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What is the average flight velocity of a sparrow?
What is the ultimate question to the Ultimate answer of life, the Universe and everything?
Damn. Khorne just checkmated me again.
Maybe makeing Horus Warmaster was a bad idea.
What to do... What to do...
When will they find the "On" button to this thing?
When will GW release Dark Eldar?
I'm sooooooooooooo bored.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/30 12:10:12
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Emperor:You know why I,ve been sitting here so log serf?
serf(or whatever you wanna calll him):No,sir.
Emperor:It's cause I have been having a senile moment for the past million years or so and I don't rember,what Im suppose to be doing.
serf:Well sir your the Emperor of mankind,so It must be important.
Emperor:I've got it,oh no wait thats just my grocery list from 1000 years ago.
serf:...
Emperor;I feel so alone on this throne,I want to do something.
(Emporer gets up,and from that day on he has been in Galactic Oldes,the best nursing home in the galaxy.)
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/30 12:27:41
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Legendary Dogfighter
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I'm sure the answer was forty something, if only I had eyes I could read that book again and find out.
Does anyone ever change the loo roll in here?
You know it's amazing. I'm sat here watching my beloved astartes fight for millenia, and yet it seems every 4 years some mysterious force rearranges my armies ever so slightly, pistols here, new abilitys there, this forggotten, tank design appearing and disappearing. In my dream i keep seeing the letters GW. Wonder what that means. Whatever it is I wish someone would tell them how damn anoying it all is!
Squats....yes i remember...they were...or were they?.......something about.......no i don't think they ever existed, must have been a dream.......
I'm so lonely. Oh, hello Mr Twinkles, where did you come from? The planet rainbow and dew drops? Tell me more. We should be bestest friends!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/30 15:24:23
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Lustful Cultist of Slaanesh
So Cal
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Crazy_Carnifex wrote:
Maybe makeing Horus Warmaster was a bad idea.
That's phunnie ^%$#
*snicker* "I have not given these schmucks a courtesy flush in thousands of years."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/30 16:15:50
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I really should have let a pro sports team in the former City of Cleveland win a championship. It wasn't fair to keep taunting them like that. And then to take away a team and let them win a title. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
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In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/30 16:27:10
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Devastating Dark Reaper
UK, Wherever I lay my hat
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Crazy_Carnifex wrote:What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Is it an African or a European swallow?
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You've just got to love the Space Elves
Inquisition themed guard? ...One day in the far far future.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/30 16:35:28
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Lustful Cultist of Slaanesh
So Cal
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"What if c-a-t really spells dog?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/31 04:16:19
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Huge Hierodule
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You know, I sort of meant for Rogal Dorn to put Horus in this thing.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/31 07:17:58
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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"Serenity Now"
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/31 07:26:10
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Soon, He-man will be no more and I will rule all of Eternia from Castle Grey Skull!HaHaHaHaaa!!!
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/01 00:42:11
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Wow! Bedsores really hurt, thank feth im dead.
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