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Made in au
Mindless Spore Mine




Australia

Ever wondered whats the emporer thinking all day while sitting on the golden throne?

Here what I think he might say

"39,002 bottles of beer on the Wall, 39,002 bottles of beer, take one down, pass them around, 39,002 bottles of beer on the wall. 39,001 bottles. . ."

You know, I've had this itch for 3,435 years, right at the base of my neck. . ."


"Why can't they hook up a Playstation 3 in here?"

"Damn, my foot's asleep again."

You know, when I said sacrifice 1000 souls to me daily, they must have misunderstood. I actually meant sacrifice 1000 COALS. It's so cold in this huge throne room..."



"You dont have a sniper. Theres no sniper in that building. Oh, now I see him. Um, nice camoflauge."  
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut






Springhurst, VIC, Australia

How do i "Masterbait" [winks] like this, and can someone hold it while i pee

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Committed Chaos Cult Marine




Lawrence, KS (United States)

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Yellin' Yoof




Sweden

Of course he's levitating porno-slates in front of his face by willpower alone.

"Whenever I say something, and someone stupid agrees with me, I always get the feeling that I'm wrong" - Oscar Wilde 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





he has a warp rift open in front of him, and is playing chess... or "regicide" (apparently the 40k version of chess)
   
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Lustful Cultist of Slaanesh




So Cal

Dead men tell no tails...
   
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Incorporating Wet-Blending






Glendale, AZ

"Alas, poor Horus. I knew thee well."

Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.


 
   
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Huge Hierodule






Outflanking

What are they waiting for?!?!

Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?

A: A Maniraptor 
   
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Battlefield Professional




Empire Of Denver, Urth

He's dead.

“It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood” -- Karl Popper 
   
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wait wait wait wait... huh..?

Y'know... I could really go for some pizza.

I swear to god, if one of those tech magos ers puts a fake moustache on me one more time...

I'm not dead yet! (for all you monty python fan's out there)

Omigod... I am soooo constipated

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Longtime Dakkanaut






Los Angeles, CA

I know what he's thinking.

"Darkness, imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror! I cannot live. I cannot die. Trapped in myself. Body my holding cell. Horus has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing. Taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul, left me with life in Hell!"

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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Lordhat wrote:"Alas, poor Horus. I knew thee well."


"alas, poor horus... i knew him... horatio"

shakespeare nazi
   
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Lustful Cultist of Slaanesh




So Cal

"Ya know... if they'd just let me fracking die I could reincarnate again..."
   
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Heh, heh. Shadow Sun. I'd like to feel those Greater Goods. heh.
   
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential





Stafford

Shep wrote:I know what he's thinking.

"Darkness, imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror! I cannot live. I cannot die. Trapped in myself. Body my holding cell. Horus has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing. Taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul, left me with life in Hell!"


I see what you did there

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Seoul, South Korea

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Made in ca
Huge Hierodule






Outflanking

What is the average flight velocity of a sparrow?
What is the ultimate question to the Ultimate answer of life, the Universe and everything?
Damn. Khorne just checkmated me again.
Maybe makeing Horus Warmaster was a bad idea.
What to do... What to do...
When will they find the "On" button to this thing?
When will GW release Dark Eldar?
I'm sooooooooooooo bored.

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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?

A: A Maniraptor 
   
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Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

Emperor:You know why I,ve been sitting here so log serf?

serf(or whatever you wanna calll him):No,sir.

Emperor:It's cause I have been having a senile moment for the past million years or so and I don't rember,what Im suppose to be doing.

serf:Well sir your the Emperor of mankind,so It must be important.

Emperor:I've got it,oh no wait thats just my grocery list from 1000 years ago.

serf:...

Emperor;I feel so alone on this throne,I want to do something.
(Emporer gets up,and from that day on he has been in Galactic Oldes,the best nursing home in the galaxy.)

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
 
   
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Legendary Dogfighter





Birmingham - GB

I'm sure the answer was forty something, if only I had eyes I could read that book again and find out.

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You know it's amazing. I'm sat here watching my beloved astartes fight for millenia, and yet it seems every 4 years some mysterious force rearranges my armies ever so slightly, pistols here, new abilitys there, this forggotten, tank design appearing and disappearing. In my dream i keep seeing the letters GW. Wonder what that means. Whatever it is I wish someone would tell them how damn anoying it all is!

Squats....yes i remember...they were...or were they?.......something about.......no i don't think they ever existed, must have been a dream.......

I'm so lonely. Oh, hello Mr Twinkles, where did you come from? The planet rainbow and dew drops? Tell me more. We should be bestest friends!

I'm coming to get you

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So Cal

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:
Maybe makeing Horus Warmaster was a bad idea.


That's phunnie ^%$#



*snicker* "I have not given these schmucks a courtesy flush in thousands of years."
   
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I really should have let a pro sports team in the former City of Cleveland win a championship. It wasn't fair to keep taunting them like that. And then to take away a team and let them win a title. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.




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Crazy_Carnifex wrote:What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Is it an African or a European swallow?

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So Cal

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"
   
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Huge Hierodule






Outflanking

You know, I sort of meant for Rogal Dorn to put Horus in this thing.

Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?

A: A Maniraptor 
   
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The Vegetable Plane

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Wow! Bedsores really hurt, thank feth im dead.

 
   
 
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