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Cheese Elemental wrote:What, are you worried they'll fall on you?

I'm scared they are gona take over America...wait a minute......

My wife is deathly afraid of Flying Monkees (from the Wizard of Oz), Oompa-Loompas, and clowns (or anything roughly midget sized). No offense to any midgets/short statured people on the forums.

It's hilarious because she is 5'2" and I always tell her that the only difference between them and her is make up (I've been hit more than once for that).

Last year at a spook house they had a midget dressed as scary clown and it cames towards her. I've never seen her move so fast.

Cheese Elemental wrote:Are you scared when the zombies can run?

I don't need to run faster than the zombies. Just faster then you. . Besides, I plan on having a hand or two on me at all times (not mine) during the zombie apocalypse so that i can just toss it and try and distract them for a few minutes.

i hate spiders, with a passion, little ones i can handle, they squash easy, but whenever i go into a pet store the big ones get to me bad. If i lived in an area with any of the larger spider breeds, i would never go barefoot, and i would always have either a bat, or some hairspray and a lighter with me, just in case

side note-my mother was apparently terrified of the wizard of oz flying monkeys when she was a kid, i've no idea why