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Death
Getting ink, syrup, paint, or other similar things on my skin.
Being involuntarily forced into water
Not knowing what's behind me
All of these have a profound effect on me for whatever reason.
"I drive a big car, cuz I'm a big star. I'll make a big rock-and-roll hit." "I am a big car, and I'm a strip bar. Some call it fake, I call it good-as-it-gets."
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
the idea of spending the rest of time in one place.
just never like the idea of that, id lose my sanity and goes crazy. thinking about eternity gives me a sense of dread.
I can't imagine how horrible it would be to be confined for more than a few hours. It would be way worse than death, IMO. Can you imagine what the prisoners who are in for life feel like? That horrible knowledge that you'd never again see anything past the grey, unyielding walls of the jail?
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
Ants... no, really ants. Have you ever had a dream that somehing was crawling all over you? Me too... then i woke up and as it turns out an ant colony split under my house and climbed up the front wall to the second floor and decided to come out of the window frame that was literally a foot from my head. It was the first time in 9 years i actually cried from something that wasn't pain related. It happened the same time the following year, those were the worst 2 birthdays of my life. I did however learn that it is surprisingly easy to pry the frame off of a wooden window pane and put things in the wall poison FTW.
Also, being in a group of people who i do not know. If i'm in a room with people i have never met before (aka class) i don't talk, at all. I'm not sure why, i just get really nervous and end up having a conversation in my head or something to distract myself from the fact that i'm apparently afraid of meeting new people. I'm not joking i have about 2 friends who i wasn't introduced to by someone its sad, but for some reason i don't really have a problem with it, because i usually end up hanging out with the same person or group of people a lot for a set period of time and then jumping to another one. This makes it so i don't actually have to meet new people since i just go to somebody else i know when they can't do anything. This also led to an irrational fear of being alone and a fear of public speaking... And as you can probably tell by reading this i think about it a lot, usually when i'm around people i don't know... i don't understand it, i just freeze up when i don't know people, and i've actually gotten light headed talking to a room full of people i met that day.
early bird gets the worm
second mouse gets the cheese
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I have a completely irrational fear of flying sharks. Like, I've been outside at night and gotten really freaked out by the thought. What the hell could you do? I also completely freeze up/spas in water.
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"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I have a completely irrational fear of flying sharks. Like, I've been outside at night and gotten really freaked out by the thought. What the hell could you do? I also completely freeze up/spas in water.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
Spiders, lawn gnomes, assassins, mafia, stalkers, crazy king fu wolf bitch, my brother, rocket launchers, darkness (I have very poor vision, even in good lighting),
bikers, loud noises out of the blue, The Thing (john Carpenter's), mine fields, space invaders, The Predator, Aliens, huge f**cking robots, russel brand.
I do not fear guns, knives, gangsta (different from mafia), zombies, moving vehicles, Left4Dead, needles, and flying.
I used to fly down toflorida every summer to see my grandparents with my bro.
I have to get allergy shots, so you prettymuch have to get used to needles.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
Ferris Wheels, especially the ones that have the sliding compartments like that fether in Disney's California park.
Big ass spiders
Not knowing whats lurking in the ocean, below me. If I knew it were a Shark, i would care I love those fethers, but squid or anything we haven't seen before or Giant Prehistoric sharks that should be dead...
After Steve Irwin died, I temporarily developed an irrational fear of stingrays. I shouldn't worry, because the sea in Tasmania is FREEZING.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
Steve Irwin, for all that he did for conservation, was a good man, and a complete D!CK#EAD. It was only a matter of time before he was a dead man anyway.
And a quick joke:
What do Peter Brock and Steve Irwin have in common?
They both HATE fishtails
Jimi supports METAL
We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.
i have one thing to say about irwin
you dont touch nature you only observe
he made a living scaring frightend animals
i thought it was funny when he died
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
It's never funny when someone dies. And do you think a freaking ten-foot crocodile would be scared of a human half its size?
Come back when you're educated.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
There's a difference with having spelling problems and being ignorant.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
And I'm scared of chainsaws. Hours of watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series in the dark will do that to you.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
He died from trying to grap an animal that can kill you hes an idiot who deserved to die for what he did to animals this is what i mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin#Criticism On topic: why im afraid of fema
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
Cheese Elemental wrote:And I'm scared of chainsaws. Hours of watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series in the dark will do that to you.
That's not a phobia, a phobia is an irrational fear. Although I did hear they're rubbish for cutting up people cause they get all clogged up with bits of skin and... ...and I'm not helping am I?
garret wrote:He died from trying to grap an animal that can kill you
hes an idiot who deserved to die for what he did to animals
this is what i mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin#Criticism On topic: why im afraid of fema
Nobody deserves to die for goofing around. And he did not actually try to grab a stingray; he stepped on it. You ever seen one? They're damn hard to see in sand.
If you really want to argue about why Australia and our people suck, start your own damn thread.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
Fruitbats are awesome. We have loads of flying rodent gak insane animals here.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
I fear dogs, which usually ends up eing a self fufilling prophesy, you fear them and that makes you jumpy, they sense this so they jump at you scaring you, I know it's all in my head but it's still there.
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