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Im very sorry for the lack of replies, but I need access to Steam to make these things, and it seems it updates every 3 days and it takes me 2 days to download the update! Don't blame me, blame Valve

Let the head crabs have baby's and amass a giant army of head crabs.

Then go to father gregory and start saying random things from bible you found....that's on FIRE!

SpaceDuck wrote:Let The Love Blossom and hope like hell the real Alyx dosen't show up while you:

The Dreadnote wrote: Discuss pet headcrabs with kleiner.

After a lengthy discussion, Kleiner informed me that he's expecting someone


*knock knock* That must be them now




My god...

Attempt conversation with the mysterious guest.

Make them dance for your amusement. With or without fire.

Say hello to Gordon Freeman who is the guest but then you notice alyx is behind him thinking fast you find a secluded spot you cross dress into a weirdly happy old man (you knew all the years of acting school and cross-dressing were a good idea!)

Erm, None of the suggestions so far have grabbed me, so I'll add a little more myself

(oh, and guys, please try to keep this going somewhere please refrain from just saying 'set it on fire')


Hmm, he looks confused


Oh pants...

Run for the teleporter and teleport to escape

Set them both on fire. jk

I agree, run for the teleporter and escape.

Claim the new Alyx is an impostor; devise a series of rigged tests to determine the real one.

Return to your original self and say "SURPRISE", then say that it was all a practical joke.

Then tell Alyx that Gordon is an imposter. After all, you know a good costume when you see one.

Start spazzing out accidentally hit the teleporter bottom and then (still spazzing out) go into the teleporter and stop at the lake with the underwater see monster.

halonachos wrote:Return to your original self and say "SURPRISE", then say that it was all a practical joke.

*Zipper noises*


Ta-Da!


Not a fan, huh barney?

Pray, pray like hell. Or get Rodrigo to help.

halonachos wrote:Pray, pray like hell. Or get Rodrigo to help.

Oh Crap, Oh Crap... I need some kind of convenient intervention


Huh?


Huzzah!


Gotta go while they're distracted


Wherever this takes me, It'll be better than here

One Teleport later...


Uhh, where am I?


Let's see, a cartoon-styled blue building...


And a similar, cartoon-styled red building


Aww crap, I'm in Team Fortress 2

Chapter 3
Red vs. Blu


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Crap, I thought I cut the HUD off that shot, how unproffesional

CRY SOME MORE

Find the portal gun behind the cactus, then create a portal that leads to to the edge of a cliff and run around creating portals that lead to the other portal around peoples feet.

The Dreadnote wrote:

CRY SOME MORE

Ok

Cheer up emo kid, then look for friends, then ride your new friends around the place

Any more suggestions?

Best go find a disguise to travel undetected. Try to find a spy and kill him for his disguise kit.

KILLING SPREE!

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:Cheer up emo kid, then look for friends, then ride your new friends around the place

Ignore the corpse in the background...


Hmm, red guys! They look friendly!


Hey guys!


Ok, let's try elsewhere

Investigate blu base.

HOW DARE THEY NOT GIVE YOU HUGS!!!! Find guns and shoot them. And you're dressed in blue, find blue people to help

Do the Alyx disguise trick again and see if they want a chick.

Masked Jackal wrote:Do the Alyx disguise trick again and see if they want a chick.

+1

Im having trouble with Steam again, my internet connection is slower than a drunk snail, I think all technology despises me

Look For some Weapons in Blu base to Smite the Evil Red

Get wasted with the Scottish Demoman and play with explosives!

EDIT: Barring that, pee in a jar, light it on fire, Then throw your jar of flaming pee at the reds. And watch as some catastrophic event occurs as a result.