Quarter Life, an interactive story

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**The Dreadnote**

Think of a name for your new pet!

**OverbossGhurzubMoga**

Introduce your pet to someone else via it on their head.

**SpaceDuck:P**

Go looking for your friend who lived in this area and show them your new pet.

I just hope that it dosen't infect them... (Wink wink)

**P4NC4K3**

The Dreadnote wrote:Think of a name for your new pet!

I shall name him Rodrigo!

**Generalian**

Find someone to show off your new pet Rodrigo!

**SpaceDuck:P**

Take Rodrigo for walkies!

**SpaceDuck:P**

On second thought take him for walkies back to eli's lab. Pick up alyx (you new girlfriend ;D) and go back to kliners lab.

**halonachos**

Ride Rodrigo to train him for the annual headcrab riding olympics.

**model collector**

set rodrigo on fire and send him to the nearest largest most flammable thing ever, oh and make sure there's a telly inside it!

**P4NC4K3**

Im sorry there's been no replies but Steam is on strike so I am unable to access Gmod :( Ill get a reply up ASAP

**P4NC4K3**

Spaceduck wrote:On second thought take him for walkies back to eli's lab. Pick up alyx (you new girlfriend ;D) and go back to kliners lab.

Ooh! Foreboding!

In we go

Meh, Alyx isn't here, but helloooooo!

5 minutes later...

Hmm, I don't think they'll like a Cop showing up, what should I do? Quick suggest before I'm seen!

**Platuan4th**

Headcrab first, shoot second, questions never.

**OverbossGhurzubMoga**

Platuan4th wrote:Headcrab first, shoot second, questions never.

+1

**SpaceDuck:P**

Strip as fast as you can!!!!

That came out wrong

**Septic**

Take glasses of the proffessor and put them on the other guy, then neither of them can see you!

**The Dreadnote**

Teleport yourself outta there in a dramatic and manly fashion.

**halonachos**

Use your superhuman ability to undress and redress as Alyx, you knew all along that your habit of cross-dressing would eventually pay off.

**P4NC4K3**

halonachos wrote:Use your superhuman ability to undress and redress as Alyx, you knew all along that your habit of cross-dressing would eventually pay off.

Umm, hey guys

**The Dreadnote**

Toss the headcrab at them as a distraction, then escape!

**OverbossGhurzubMoga**

No! Don't get rid of the headcrab.

Seduce them each seperately of the other, and then have the headcrab attack [assuming it can kill one of them].

If it can't, then seduce and set each ablaze.

**warboss spinetwizta**

let them watch you masterbate and then have sex and then
well whatever you want

**Mekboy**

Set them on fire.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Mekboy wrote:Set them on fire.

Then set the fire on fire.

**P4NC4K3**

The Dreadnote wrote:Toss the headcrab at them as a distraction, then escape!

BTW why am I always quoting The Dreadnote?

Here, Rodrigo!

What? Where's he got to?

**model collector**

Kill Rodrigo's girlfriend, there is only room for you in his life.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Set them on fire.

**OverbossGhurzubMoga**

Throw Rodrigo's girlfriend at them, grab Rodrigo, and escape. Then make an empty promise to come back for the she-headcrab.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

OverbossGhurzubMoga wrote:Throw Rodrigo's girlfriend at them, grab Rodrigo, and escape. Then make an empty promise to come back for the she-headcrab.

Then set them on fire

**The Dreadnote**

P4NC4K3 wrote:BTW why am I always quoting The Dreadnote?

Because I make suggestions like a boss.

Also, discuss pet headcrabs with kleiner.

**SpaceDuck:P**

Let The Love Blossom and hope like hell the real Alyx dosen't show up while you:

The Dreadnote wrote: Discuss pet headcrabs with kleiner.