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Made in us
Calculating Commissar






I believe someone needs to send me a PM regarding admission to the holy DOOMFART now.

40k: IG "The Poli-Aima 1st" ~3500pts (and various allies)
KHADOR
X-Wing (Empire Strong)
 Ouze wrote:
I can't wait to buy one of these, open the box, peek at the sprues, and then put it back in the box and store it unpainted for years.
 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

DA's Forever wrote:

When you see this coming at you, know that your death at the Hand of DOOMFARTS "Secret weapons" project has come!!


Fix'd that for you DA.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Is that a WarOne reference?

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Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Ediin wrote:We have to pick a battlefield.

I nominate chowderhead's house.

Really?

I nominate the land known as DOOMFARTIA (My house and backyard).

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





The Rock

FITZZ wrote:
DA's Forever wrote:

When you see this coming at you, know that your death at the Hand of DOOMFARTS "Secret weapons" project has come!!


Fix'd that for you DA.


They know of the project abort abort!

Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...

Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

DA's Forever wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
DA's Forever wrote:

When you see this coming at you, know that your death at the Hand of DOOMFARTS "Secret weapons" project has come!!


Fix'd that for you DA.


They know of the project abort abort!


Younglings...you fail to grasp the subtle nuances of psychological warfare,the opponents knowledge of "Project Buffet Killer" will only further demoralize them.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in us
Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine






Those who lived through the great pie wars know what is about to come. The sky will split the ground will be upheaved adn the universe will be plunged into war.

The most holy church of the turtle pie, and my sub-sect the most holy church of turtle pi, the irrational, remember the bloodshed and wish not to repeat it.

H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
 
   
Made in de
Furious Fire Dragon



Earth

Sooo how do i join this Cult of doomnation. By bowing down to a Chaos god?
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Nulipuli2 wrote:Sooo how do i join this Cult of doomnation. By bowing down to a Chaos god?

Like I said, the Criteria is secret.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in de
Furious Fire Dragon



Earth

well if its secret how are you going to get more followers

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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

True followers know what to do. It's an innate sense that comes to them at a point in their life.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
Made in de
Furious Fire Dragon



Earth

lol i just figured it out, should i keep it secret or should i tell everyone?


Automatically Appended Next Post:
aaand im in lol

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Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

Keep it a secret, you.

*shifty eyes, holding my knife*



 
   
Made in de
Furious Fire Dragon



Earth

never bring a knife to a gun fight *loads shotgun*
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

who said I was just bringing my knife?

*loads bowie knife in shotgun*

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Made in gb
Mysterious Techpriest







I wouldn't be so sure about that



that's why I bring both

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Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






*starts tank engine*

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in de
Furious Fire Dragon



Earth

but but BUT... i have Creed on my side... soooo i win
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

FM Ninja 048 wrote:I wouldn't be so sure about that



that's why I bring both


To be fair he did die due to all those wounds.
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

FM Ninja 048 wrote:I wouldn't be so sure about that



that's why I bring both


Yeah, I can manage such feats. But, IMO shooting a Bowie knife with a shotgun, is more Grimdark, as GW would describe it.



 
   
Made in gb
Mysterious Techpriest







well, let me just send a message to my satellite

   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

*enter coordinates*

...

Password needed: insert: ***********

Coordinates: Legoburners front lawn.

Confirmed, happy nuking!*



 
   
Made in gb
Mysterious Techpriest







--initalising--

--loading system--

-select program-
-wargames
-internet
-satellite termination program

/msg sytem SELECT satellite termination program

-sattelite termination program selected-

-select location-

/msg STP UK, London, legoburner
/auth echo-RW-********

-relese in T-10 minutes-

-have a nice day-


damn, we just did it twice, oh well, you can never be to sure

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Made in ca
Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader





In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada

TODAY WE FIGHT FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!

DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!!
Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

Nulipuli2 wrote:never bring a knife to a gun fight *loads shotgun*


Pah, never bring a gun to a knife fight

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
Made in nz
Axis & Allies Player




netherlands

I am amused at your foolishness.
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

I am both amused and bemused by your amusement at this foolishness.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
Made in nz
Axis & Allies Player




netherlands

Show proof of your amusement and bemusement through a effortlessly expressive dance.
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Bossasaurus wrote:Show proof of your amusement and bemusement through a effortlessly expressive dance.


Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in nz
Axis & Allies Player




netherlands

That dance has a large undercurrent of 50's grossness.
   
 
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