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2011/01/30 02:52:30
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/01/30 05:00:15
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Silly members of DOOMFART, you do not know what suffering you have brought upon yourselves. You do not know the magiks you are toying with, the sheer amount of pure power that can be unleashed. You are naught but pawns in a game the moderators are allowing you to enjoy.
In a single sweep of their mighty fingers you can be erased from existence, to be forever forgotten in the miasma of the mind.
You can not even begin to imagine the humor the mods are receiving from your futile attempts to even conspire against them. All you do is in vain, you will never receive fruit from your labor, you will never succeed, you will not even scratch the integumentary of the mass conspiracy behind the clock works of Dakka Dakka.
To challenge Legoburner and his mods is to challenge the fabric of the universe itself, to challenge the ebb and flow of the time stream, and to challenge the vast population of this and every other dimension. You are but a mere 26 compared to the vast millions who worship the Pantheon of Mods and the Most Beneficent Legoburner.
May Frazzled, Master of the Dogs of War, have mercy upon your souls for MAFIA shall not.
May Killkrazy, Poster of Asian Women, allow you a final comfort in the form of a picture of an asian woman for MAFIA shall not.
May Alpharius, Granter of Wishes, give you one last peace for MAFIA shall not.
May Red S8n, Watcher of Posts, allow you a final transgression for MAFIA shall not.
In the name of MAFIA, the Most Beneficent Legoburner, and the Pantheon of Mods; I Halonachos, Champion of MAFIA, declare unending war against the puny minions of DOOMFART.
This is fun!
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2011/01/30 05:13:22
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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DOOMFART Accepts the challenge of foolish MAFIA.
We are DOOMFART. Expect us at your every turn.
With our path of holy righteousness, with the spirit of GES at our side, we shall never fail!
Cheesecat and Shadowbrand, our most righteous leaders, will guide us to greatness.
The Mods have become lazy, evil, greedy fools. DOOMFART is the force that shall stop this evil.
DOOMFART will rule. Prepare for anything.
It is pretty fun, right?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/30 05:38:38
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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The Mods have already dealt with your so called "heros" and "champions", you are without leadership.
The humble servants of MAFIA are here to deal with the lesser members of DOOMFART.
We>You.
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2011/01/30 05:48:09
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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halonachos wrote:The Mods have already dealt with your so called "heros" and "champions", you are without leadership.
The humble servants of MAFIA are here to deal with the lesser members of DOOMFART.
We>You.
FOOL! Due to our advanced communication techniques, we can communicate with our leader and most sacred Maytr.
MAFIA has no idea of the power they are going up against.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/30 06:09:00
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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chowderhead13 wrote:halonachos wrote:The Mods have already dealt with your so called "heros" and "champions", you are without leadership.
The humble servants of MAFIA are here to deal with the lesser members of DOOMFART.
We>You.
FOOL! Due to our advanced communication techniques, we can communicate with our leader and most sacred Maytr.
MAFIA has no idea of the power they are going up against.
You misspelled "Martyr", the powers of improper spelling and grammar have no effect upon the members of MAFIA.
Our elite troops will see to your quick demis.... I mean education.
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2011/01/30 06:19:00
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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halonachos wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:halonachos wrote:The Mods have already dealt with your so called "heros" and "champions", you are without leadership.
The humble servants of MAFIA are here to deal with the lesser members of DOOMFART.
We>You.
FOOL! Due to our advanced communication techniques, we can communicate with our leader and most sacred Maytr.
MAFIA has no idea of the power they are going up against.
You misspelled "Martyr", the powers of improper spelling and grammar have no effect upon the members of MAFIA.
Our elite troops will see to your quick demis.... I mean education.
So, you and "MAFIA" have gone down to insulting my racial heritage?
My grand-parents fled Poland in 1939 to escape the Nazis. I myself am Jewish,and detest the word 'Nazi'. To add insult to injury, I am German on my fathers side.
This kind of mudslinging will not be tolerated. We will not insult your heritage, for we at DOOMFART are above petty things such as that,
Good day, sir.
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2011/01/30 06:24:29
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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You exemplify the personage of DOOMFART, unable to see beyond the [img].
The members of MAFIA acknowledge the fact that we do not see everything beyond the image, but we are in a continuous quest to achieve that understanding and destroy those who refuse to.
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2011/01/30 07:36:15
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Calculating Commissar
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halonachos wrote:You exemplify the personage of DOOMFART, unable to see beyond the [img].
The members of MAFIA acknowledge the fact that we do not see everything beyond the image, but we are in a continuous quest to achieve that understanding and destroy those who refuse to.
 Just sit down, you lost this one...
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2011/01/30 08:33:52
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Furious Fire Dragon
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or we can just open the cage of our "Project x" and then... well... members of our Holy order Doomfart will know what will happen *shifty eyes*
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2011/01/30 11:16:29
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Plastictrees
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halonachos wrote:Silly members of DOOMFART, you do not know what suffering you have brought upon yourselves. You do not know the magiks you are toying with, the sheer amount of pure power that can be unleashed. You are naught but pawns in a game the moderators are allowing you to enjoy.
In a single sweep of their mighty fingers you can be erased from existence, to be forever forgotten in the miasma of the mind.
You can not even begin to imagine the humor the mods are receiving from your futile attempts to even conspire against them. All you do is in vain, you will never receive fruit from your labor, you will never succeed, you will not even scratch the integumentary of the mass conspiracy behind the clock works of Dakka Dakka.
To challenge Legoburner and his mods is to challenge the fabric of the universe itself, to challenge the ebb and flow of the time stream, and to challenge the vast population of this and every other dimension. You are but a mere 26 compared to the vast millions who worship the Pantheon of Mods and the Most Beneficent Legoburner.
May Frazzled, Master of the Dogs of War, have mercy upon your souls for MAFIA shall not.
May Killkrazy, Poster of Asian Women, allow you a final comfort in the form of a picture of an asian woman for MAFIA shall not.
May Alpharius, Granter of Wishes, give you one last peace for MAFIA shall not.
May Red S8n, Watcher of Posts, allow you a final transgression for MAFIA shall not.
In the name of MAFIA, the Most Beneficent Legoburner, and the Pantheon of Mods; I Halonachos, Champion of MAFIA, declare unending war against the puny minions of DOOMFART.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2011/01/30 12:29:47
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
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halonachos wrote:Silly members of DOOMFART, you do not know what suffering you have brought upon yourselves. You do not know the magiks you are toying with, the sheer amount of pure power that can be unleashed. You are naught but pawns in a game the moderators are allowing you to enjoy.
In a single sweep of their mighty fingers you can be erased from existence, to be forever forgotten in the miasma of the mind.
You can not even begin to imagine the humor the mods are receiving from your futile attempts to even conspire against them. All you do is in vain, you will never receive fruit from your labor, you will never succeed, you will not even scratch the integumentary of the mass conspiracy behind the clock works of Dakka Dakka.
To challenge Legoburner and his mods is to challenge the fabric of the universe itself, to challenge the ebb and flow of the time stream, and to challenge the vast population of this and every other dimension. You are but a mere 26 compared to the vast millions who worship the Pantheon of Mods and the Most Beneficent Legoburner.
May Frazzled, Master of the Dogs of War, have mercy upon your souls for MAFIA shall not.
May Killkrazy, Poster of Asian Women, allow you a final comfort in the form of a picture of an asian woman for MAFIA shall not.
May Alpharius, Granter of Wishes, give you one last peace for MAFIA shall not.
May Red S8n, Watcher of Posts, allow you a final transgression for MAFIA shall not.
In the name of MAFIA, the Most Beneficent Legoburner, and the Pantheon of Mods; I Halonachos, Champion of MAFIA, declare unending war against the puny minions of DOOMFART.
As admirable as this rather humorous wall of text is, you keep forgetting he who has a face of a Yak.
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"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2011/01/30 13:35:02
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Just Dave wrote:halonachos wrote:Silly members of DOOMFART, you do not know what suffering you have brought upon yourselves. You do not know the magiks you are toying with, the sheer amount of pure power that can be unleashed. You are naught but pawns in a game the moderators are allowing you to enjoy.
In a single sweep of their mighty fingers you can be erased from existence, to be forever forgotten in the miasma of the mind.
You can not even begin to imagine the humor the mods are receiving from your futile attempts to even conspire against them. All you do is in vain, you will never receive fruit from your labor, you will never succeed, you will not even scratch the integumentary of the mass conspiracy behind the clock works of Dakka Dakka.
To challenge Legoburner and his mods is to challenge the fabric of the universe itself, to challenge the ebb and flow of the time stream, and to challenge the vast population of this and every other dimension. You are but a mere 26 compared to the vast millions who worship the Pantheon of Mods and the Most Beneficent Legoburner.
May Frazzled, Master of the Dogs of War, have mercy upon your souls for MAFIA shall not.
May Killkrazy, Poster of Asian Women, allow you a final comfort in the form of a picture of an asian woman for MAFIA shall not.
May Alpharius, Granter of Wishes, give you one last peace for MAFIA shall not.
May Red S8n, Watcher of Posts, allow you a final transgression for MAFIA shall not.
In the name of MAFIA, the Most Beneficent Legoburner, and the Pantheon of Mods; I Halonachos, Champion of MAFIA, declare unending war against the puny minions of DOOMFART.
As admirable as this rather humorous wall of text is, you keep forgetting he who has a face of a Yak.
Pah! Yak is a figurehead, like all the Mods.
And anyway, the orbital satellites are prepared to fire upon Legoburner upon order from the great ones.
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2011/01/30 14:19:49
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Who shall I join? DOOMFART or MAFIA? Feel the wrath of my ominous hyperlinks! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/343181.page
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D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.'s Night Panda of Asian Lurking |
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2011/01/30 14:24:06
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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Yakface and the other mods are as much figureheads as you are a threat...
And as proof of this, this thread will end in Modquisition, forever ending your insolence!
Join Mafia my brothers!
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 Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/30 14:24:28
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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DOOMFART, thou shalt jointet.
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2011/01/30 14:27:23
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Scrazza wrote:DOOMFART, thou shalt jointet.
In all seriousness, how do I join? MAFIA is just plain silly. They support the Mods with spam? Way to go with being true to your cause.
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2011/01/30 14:30:21
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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Ask Chowderhead. He'll get you through the rites of initiation, in one piece. Most of the times. *looks at the stump that was my right arm.*
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2011/01/30 14:41:06
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Scrazza wrote:Ask Chowderhead. He'll get you through the rites of initiation, in one piece. Most of the times. *looks at the stump that was my right arm.*
Oooh, I don't think I can sacrifice any more... *looks at tube in neck, breathes like Darth Vader.*
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2011/01/30 14:44:07
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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Certain sacrifices have to be made. *looks at left arm*
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2011/01/30 15:03:08
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Stormin' Stompa
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* looks at hole from mod throwing star*
Well, MAFIA, I challenge you! Who was your most holy figure-head's favorite dakkanaught from a long time ago?
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2011/01/30 15:12:16
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Mysterious Techpriest
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*tries to look, only darkness*
Curse you chowderhead, why my eyes
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2011/01/30 15:19:04
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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..and we're done.
Don't worry though folks, if you can't find some paint to watch drying I'm sure we'll have a thread even more banal and mind meltingly dumb as this one, alas, even sooner than anyone would like.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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