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2011/01/27 21:01:51
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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You all realize that the master off DOOMFART recruitment is watching this, right?
Just say the word and I'll give you access to the secret underground bunker.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/27 21:11:21
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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hmmm. oke, what do I need to do to get in?
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2011/01/27 21:13:19
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Simple. Answer the PM.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/27 21:30:32
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Down with DOOMFART!!
I am your Nemisis, your opposition, and from hells heart I stab at thee!!
For hates sake, I SPIT my last breath at thee...
Nah, only kidding. At least it makes things spicier around here 
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"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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2011/01/27 21:32:35
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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[DCM]
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Cheesecat wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Speaking as a member of DOOMFART, where's Shadowbrand?
He comes on and off, DakkaDakka doesn't entertain him like it use too so he's not very frequent.
Yeah sure, that's what happened to him...
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2011/01/27 21:34:47
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Alpharius wrote:Cheesecat wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Speaking as a member of DOOMFART, where's Shadowbrand?
He comes on and off, DakkaDakka doesn't entertain him like it use too so he's not very frequent.
Yeah sure, that's what happened to him...
ALPHARIUS?!?!?!
What have you done to the most beneficent one? Tell me or I shall be forced to do... Something naughty! Yes, yes...
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/27 21:45:59
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Mysterious Techpriest
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[approces chowderhead in dark alley with cloak up]
so I hear you guys want to overthrow the mods, where do I sign up...
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2011/01/27 21:47:29
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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Now I have a question: how does Turtle Pie play into D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T's plans for domination of the mods and liberation of us all?
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!! Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2011/01/27 21:49:56
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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FM Ninja 048 wrote:[approces chowderhead in dark alley with cloak up]
so I hear you guys want to overthrow the mods, where do I sign up...
*looks over shoulder*
The pm was sent...
*walks away*
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/27 23:05:48
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Preacher of the Emperor
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You guys need a student in social security? I can keep the internets safe 
Hey frazzled look! There is some bacon in the corner. "How did that get there?" "I have no idea, there's nobody around."
"Well then, just carry on. I will .... take care of this." he said staring at the bacon. "Okay see you later."
*exits the room*
*The sound of smacking fills the air*
This should keep things safe for the moment.
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2011/01/27 23:38:35
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Killer Klaivex
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sillyboy wrote:You guys need a student in social security? I can keep the internets safe
Hey frazzled look! There is some bacon in the corner. "How did that get there?" "I have no idea, there's nobody around."
"Well then, just carry on. I will .... take care of this." he said staring at the bacon. "Okay see you later."
*exits the room*
*The sound of smacking fills the air*
This should keep things safe for the moment.
The fact you are actually attempting to roleplay as Frazzled disturbs me.
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2011/01/27 23:42:56
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Preacher of the Emperor
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yes, I ventured deep inside the darkest parts of the human mind to create this role play.
I hope that this didn't cost me my sanity.
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2011/01/27 23:46:34
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Don't try to understand Frazzled you won't be able to, just revere him.
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2011/01/27 23:50:37
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Revere Frazzled? This is heresy you speak off!
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2011/01/27 23:56:43
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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sillyboy wrote:Revere Frazzled? This is heresy you speak off!
Heresy is following DOOMFART and worshiping the Turtle Pie, the mods are the true emperors of Dakka Dakka.
ALL HAIL THE MODS!
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2011/01/28 00:30:16
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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[DCM]
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halonachos wrote:sillyboy wrote:Revere Frazzled? This is heresy you speak off!
Heresy is following DOOMFART and worshiping the Turtle Pie, the mods are the true emperors of Dakka Dakka.
ALL HAIL THE MODS!
[Quick - someone sign this one up... He's showing lots of promise!]
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2011/01/28 00:40:37
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Stormin' Stompa
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Alpharius wrote:halonachos wrote:sillyboy wrote:Revere Frazzled? This is heresy you speak off!
Heresy is following DOOMFART and worshiping the Turtle Pie, the mods are the true emperors of Dakka Dakka.
ALL HAIL THE MODS!
[Quick - someone sign this one up... He's showing lots of promise!]
Isn't this close to how Manchu got the job 
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2011/01/28 00:45:31
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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So, M.A.F.I.A is real.
The war has begun. Time to pick sides.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/28 00:48:52
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Stormin' Stompa
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chowderhead13 wrote:So, M.A.F.I.A is real.
The war has begun. Time to pick sides.
What does mafia stand for?
Mods against frequent internet attacks?
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2011/01/28 00:55:24
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:So, M.A.F.I.A is real.
The war has begun. Time to pick sides.
What does mafia stand for?
Mods against frequent internet attacks?
They are a Pro-Mod group. DOOMFART's mortal enemy.
Ediin should have the bombers up and running for the attack.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/28 00:57:19
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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halonachos wrote:sillyboy wrote:Revere Frazzled? This is heresy you speak off!
Heresy is following DOOMFART and worshiping the Turtle Pie, the mods are the true emperors of Dakka Dakka.
ALL HAIL THE MODS!
Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/28 00:58:59
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Stormin' Stompa
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chowderhead13 wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:So, M.A.F.I.A is real.
The war has begun. Time to pick sides.
What does mafia stand for?
Mods against frequent internet attacks?
They are a Pro-Mod group. DOOMFART's mortal enemy.
Ediin should have the bombers up and running for the attack.
Yes, but what does the acronym stand for?
Also, I have things locked down here.
Its quiet...too quiet *checks closet for mods*
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2011/01/28 01:00:24
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mods Approve (of) Farmyard Intercourse (with) Animals
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/28 01:02:28
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:So, M.A.F.I.A is real.
The war has begun. Time to pick sides.
What does mafia stand for?
Mods against frequent internet attacks?
They are a Pro-Mod group. DOOMFART's mortal enemy.
Ediin should have the bombers up and running for the attack.
Yes, but what does the acronym stand for?
Also, I have things locked down here.
Its quiet...too quiet *checks closet for mods*
I'm not sure that's the best wording you could've used in a thread against the Mods, particularly considering the fate of the previous thread that mentioned MAFIA...
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2011/01/28 01:05:29
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Stormin' Stompa
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Just Dave wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:So, M.A.F.I.A is real.
The war has begun. Time to pick sides.
What does mafia stand for?
Mods against frequent internet attacks?
They are a Pro-Mod group. DOOMFART's mortal enemy.
Ediin should have the bombers up and running for the attack.
Yes, but what does the acronym stand for?
Also, I have things locked down here.
Its quiet...too quiet *checks closet for mods*
I'm not sure that's the best wording you could've used in a thread against the Mods, particularly considering the fate of the previous thread that mentioned MAFIA...
Well, its not the...
Oh Shi * dodges mod throwing star from under the bed*
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2011/01/28 01:17:18
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Avatar 720 wrote:Mods Approve (of) Farmyard Intercourse (with) Animals
That's it. Or Mods And friends ingest acetone.
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2011/01/28 01:23:06
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I shall mislead M.A.F.I.A with my useless information!
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/01/28 01:27:15
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Just Dave wrote:Actually, there's a considerable flaw in my plan; Legoburner.
How would you remove this guy from the board?! I guess maybe Aspestos Lego Bricks could cause his brain to over-load?
Jaffa Cakes could persuade him?
Ive met LegoBurner in person. Hes terrifying. He threw my warboss at my head. MY HEAD! That friggin hurt! What kind of mad man, flies all the way to America, just to do that? If thats your plan, better hope you KO him. Or your all DEAD MEN!!!!!!!
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2011/01/28 01:32:09
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Mostly Annoying Frazzled Initiates Attacking. Simple And, as an aside, I will sic my Emperor Titan on you, which was gifted to me one day by the Moderator/Admin team for saying... " All hail those who Run Dakka!". Appeared in the mail the next day.... http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/125091-Imperiator%2C%20Titan.html
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/01/28 01:39:47
"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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2011/01/28 03:26:21
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Mods
Always
Fight
Internal
Aggressors
If frazzled has been locked up by his weiner dogs we must, dare I say it, fight the weiners to free Frazzled to finish the holy Mod pantheon.
Legoburner is the Emperor of Dakka Dakka and the mods are his Lords of Dakka Dakka. To be a Mod is the greatest honor one can receive, all users are but humble parasites feeding off of the workings of the mods and administrators, compared to those who understand the cryptic innerworkings of Dakka Dakka.
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