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2011/01/29 00:40:45
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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 All MAFIA members must revere the most beneficent one, Legoburner, and his pantheon of Mods in alphabetical order. After fasting and praying for a full day you will receive a PM that is not a PM, but a vision of greatness(no its not a picture of an asian chick from killkrazy), and after you receive that vision you will be a full member of MAFIA. *fasting and praying is optional -All hail Legoburner and his holy Modquisition.
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2011/01/29 01:00:06
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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halonachos wrote:
All MAFIA members must revolt again the most malevolent one, Legoburner, and his harem of Mods in order of armpit hair length.
After mooing and grazing for a full day you will receive a shruberry that is not a shruberry, but a herring(with which you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest), and after you receive that herring you will be a full member of Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing! (The Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni)
*mooing and grazing is may be exchanged for oinking and rolling in your own faeces if you would prefer not to act like a Hen.
-All oppose Legoburner and his smelly Modquisition for a radiant tomorrow!
Fix'd
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/29 01:08:48
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Mysterious Techpriest
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WOLVERINES!!!! D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T!!!!!
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2011/01/29 03:16:06
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I'm very happy with myself now.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/01/29 03:29:04
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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Halo, you are the co-founder of Mafia.
I name you the Champion of Mafia for your fervor, now go in the name of the Moderators!
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 Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/29 03:30:52
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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TONIGHT, DOOMFART, WE SHALL DINE IN HELL! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA! FOR DOOMFART!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/29 03:35:57
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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I am intrigued by D.O.OM.F.A.R.T. And I swear it has nothing to do with the fact the name makes me giggle.
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27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
Resident Battletech Guru. |
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2011/01/29 03:38:19
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Mattlov wrote:I am intrigued by D.O.OM.F.A.R.T. And I swear it has nothing to do with the fact the name makes me giggle.
Do you have any questions about our holy order?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/29 04:34:42
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/01/29 04:37:41
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Monster Rain wrote:
You think that DOOMFART hasn't thought of this? We have a spy in the DCM forums!
MUAHAHAHA
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/29 04:37:50
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I think I'm apart of DOOMFART and MAFIA... 
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2011/01/29 04:38:46
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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WarOne wrote:I think I'm apart of DOOMFART and MAFIA...
DOOMFART accepts this. We understand that we need a spy- I mean a peaceful negotiator...
Yes, yes...
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/29 05:47:20
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Plastictrees
UK
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I think this will result in some kind of not-so-epic 'Wolf Time' in which the Mods completely crush DOOMFART. Now to just watch and wait. 
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2011/01/29 07:57:07
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Fresh-Faced New User
Trondheim Norway
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 Lurk lurk
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My armies
4000+++ of orks  
2500+ Imperial guard 
2500p soon to be thousand sons. 
5000p of orcs
3000p of ogres
2500p Chaos dwarfs!!
Trondheim warhammer forum www.wartrond.net
Up for a match on vassal send me a pm! or just message Rune m if im online on vassal  |
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2011/01/29 08:20:02
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Lady of the Lake
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chowderhead13 wrote:WarOne wrote:I think I'm apart of DOOMFART and MAFIA...
DOOMFART accepts this. We understand that we need a spy- I mean a peaceful negotiator...
Yes, yes...
He said apart, not a part. He is neither in MAFIA or DOOMFART. 
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2011/01/29 16:25:12
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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We have to pick a battlefield.
I nominate chowderhead's house.
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2011/01/29 16:25:44
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Will snacks be provided?
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/01/29 16:32:46
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Monster Rain wrote:Will snacks be provided?
A bowl of candy will be placed in the center of the battlefield.
The objective of the battle will be to CTBC. (Capture The Bowl of Candy)
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2011/01/29 17:23:31
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Preacher of the Emperor
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 The candy bowl will be ours!
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2011/01/29 17:29:57
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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sillyboy wrote:
The candy bowl will be ours!
WAAAGH! (?)
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2011/01/29 17:31:54
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Fixture of Dakka
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sillyboy wrote:
The candy bowl will be ours!
Rookie Mistake.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2011/01/29 17:39:53
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Monster Rain wrote:Will snacks be provided?
...Of course.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
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2011/01/29 17:45:54
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Damn.
I do believe I'll try to make it.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/01/29 17:55:17
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Remember:
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2011/01/29 18:06:46
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Rally Brothers To the BAWKSES!
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/29 18:11:24
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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DA's Forever wrote:Rally Brothers To the BAWKSES!
Yehs! The bawkses!
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2011/01/29 18:16:17
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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When you see this coming at you, know that your death at the Hand of DOOMFART is Neigh
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/29 18:23:08
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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DA's Forever wrote: Neigh
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/01/29 18:25:47
Subject: Re:Joining DOOMFART
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/29 18:28:47
Subject: Joining DOOMFART
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Don't worry about it, buddy.
It's all love. 
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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how did i manage that one