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Made in us
Hauptmann




Diligently behind a rifle...

Benevolent
Unswerving
Titanic
Threadwatchers
Plus
Loyal
Usurper-Crushing
Gendarmes

BUTTPLUG is your end DOOMFART (yes, I see the pun)


Catachan LIX "Lords Of Destruction" - Put Away

1943-1944 Era 1250 point Großdeutchland Force - Bolt Action

"The best medicine for Wraithlords? Multilasers. The best way to kill an Avatar? Lasguns."

"Time to pour out some liquor for the pinkmisted Harlequins"

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Made in au
Focused Fire Warrior




australia

do they want me i mean, i'm alittle boring

Moonblade cadre 3400 pts
24th Regiment of Tra 1800 pts
Laylith the whites host - High elves 3500 pts
Men of the holy shrine - Bretonnian 3200 pts
Scarsnick;s hoddies -Night gobbos 2100 pts
The guard of the east gate of Mordhiem - 3200pts 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

Stormrider wrote:Benevolent
Unswerving
Titanic
Threadwatchers
Plus
Loyal
Usurper-Crushing
Gendarmes

BUTTPLUG is your end DOOMFART (yes, I see the pun)



Your BUTTPLUG is to DOOMFART what my TRIADS (Total Revolution Initiated Against Dakka Suppression) are to your MAFIA.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

Ketara wrote:
sillyboy wrote:You guys need a student in social security? I can keep the internets safe

Hey frazzled look! There is some bacon in the corner. "How did that get there?" "I have no idea, there's nobody around."
"Well then, just carry on. I will .... take care of this." he said staring at the bacon. "Okay see you later."

*exits the room*

*The sound of smacking fills the air*

This should keep things safe for the moment.


The fact you are actually attempting to roleplay as Frazzled disturbs me.

No its easy. Take a grizzly. Make him really old. Give him guns, booze, hemerrhoids, a mental link with weiner dogs across the globe, and an unnatural fascination with shredding paper. There you go.


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chowderhead13 wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:Mods Approve (of) Farmyard Intercourse (with) Animals

That's it. Or Mods And friends ingest acetone.


You say it like its a bad thing.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/28 12:09:10


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
.







I like it when everyone gathers together in a nice, convenient, identifiable group.

It makes things so much... easier!
   
Made in us
Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

So where do I sign up for Mafia?

 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

The Bringer wrote:So where do I sign up for Mafia?


Bah..



 
   
Made in be
Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

The Bringer wrote:So where do I sign up for Mafia?


Just walk towards the X in the middle of the field.

trust me.

-shifty eyes-



 
   
Made in us
Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

If no-one claims ownership... I will.

I hereby pronounce

Mods
Against
Forum
Infringement
Ad infitum

Official!

All true dakkanauts join now!

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/01/28 18:46:57


 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

The Bringer wrote:So where do I sign up for Mafia?


Gett off my DOOMFART thread...

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in be
Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

Gather the torches and pitchforks!



 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

Sillyboy, are you in DOOMFART too? Awesome.



 
   
Made in be
Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

Still waiting on a confirmation and then we are brother in arms




 
   
Made in gb
Mysterious Techpriest







The Bringer wrote:So where do I sign up for Mafia?


   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

sillyboy wrote:Still waiting on a confirmation and then we are brother in arms



allright!



 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

sillyboy wrote:Still waiting on a confirmation and then we are brother in arms


Whoops! Forgot about the Pm.

Sorry, I had mid-terms.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in be
Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

whoop! I'm in.



 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

sillyboy wrote:whoop! I'm in.


Facebook says no.

Strange.



 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Scrazza wrote:
sillyboy wrote:whoop! I'm in.


Facebook says no.

Strange.

Chowderhead says the Facebook is a very annoying thing to deal with.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in fi
Major




so what is needed to join this "doomfart"?
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Devastator wrote:so what is needed to join this "doomfart"?

A Vary secret Criteria must be met. Only I know of it, for it is that secret.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

Well, we should thank the OP. He got a lot of new members in, including me. (And Himself)



 
   
Made in us
Napoleonics Obsesser






I don't get it.



If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

what, get the what, now?



 
   
Made in us
Calculating Commissar






Just to be sure, DOOMFART is a joke right? I mean, this is one of the best forums on the internet. Why would we revolt against that? The mods act like posters when all is good, but bring in swift justice when its needed. Jokes are all good and fun, but when push comes to shove, we are all united right?

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 Ouze wrote:
I can't wait to buy one of these, open the box, peek at the sprues, and then put it back in the box and store it unpainted for years.
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Happygrunt wrote:Just to be sure, DOOMFART is a joke right? I mean, this is one of the best forums on the internet. Why would we revolt against that? The mods act like posters when all is good, but bring in swift justice when its needed. Jokes are all good and fun, but when push comes to shove, we are all united right?

DOOMFART is a fake revolution, yes. It's mainly a social group who has fun and pokes humor at things.

OR IS IT??!?!?! Nah, it's fake!

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

Nah, it's fake!


Of course it is, but can anybody really trust us now that we have broken the bond of trust and planted the seed of doubt into their weak, mortal minds?

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
Made in us
Napoleonics Obsesser






Happygrunt wrote:Just to be sure, DOOMFART is a joke right? I mean, this is one of the best forums on the internet. Why would we revolt against that? The mods act like posters when all is good, but bring in swift justice when its needed. Jokes are all good and fun, but when push comes to shove, we are all united right?


No. It's not a joke. It's 4serious.

We're all separate in the end.


If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
Made in be
Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

Scrazza wrote:
sillyboy wrote:whoop! I'm in.


Facebook says no.

Strange.

Facebook now says: Yes

chowderhead13 wrote:
Devastator wrote:so what is needed to join this "doomfart"?

A Vary secret Criteria must be met. Only I know of it, for it is that secret.

The criteria is really rough. The things I have done to prove myself worthy.

*shivers*



 
   
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland




 
   
 
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