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2011/03/18 16:00:35
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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George Bush.
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2011/03/18 16:37:36
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Fixture of Dakka
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The Emperor is probably a Hattian. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hattians
They're the closest thing to an ancient people living in central Anatolia at the time. But, going back that many centuries makes everything rather unclear.
They didn't have a written language, and the most well-known family name is Hattico. So, that's my best guess for the Emperor's name. Mr. Hattico.
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2011/03/18 19:27:23
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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If the emperor is jesus then jesus is dead on the golden thrown so emperor is not jesus
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" I kept my soul its mine no one else's." 
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2011/03/18 21:02:00
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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samtheking wrote:If the emperor is jesus then jesus is dead on the golden thrown so emperor is not jesus
How do you know he isn't/wasn't?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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2011/03/21 05:33:31
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon
Marrickville (sydney) NSW, Australia
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In the Horus heresy series (i can't remember which book) Horus mentions that a ring the emperor gave him 'was only a century or 2 older than the emperor' and that it was ancient Persian. IIRC the ring described is very famous. But my Ancient Persian history of jewelry isn't with me today...
but i think (like many others) that he was the 'behind the scenes' guy since he was born/created/woken up/exploded from the warp. Maybe at one point Rasputin? The fact it took so much to kill the guy makes this make a bit more sense.
but i also believe he is fully human. He may have been made, but he's still human. uber psyker, but still human.
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ChrisWWII wrote:"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"
themocaw wrote:I view slaanesh as a giant ball of boobs and genitalia of both sexes.
Edmondblack: There's something about some str10, AP2 blast weaponry which says "i love you" in that very special way. |
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2011/03/21 12:30:51
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Stormin' Stompa
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The emperor's name is.... the doctor.
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Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? |
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2011/03/21 12:38:51
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Courageous Silver Helm
Nottingham
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Mr Nobody wrote:The emperor's name is.... the doctor.
What... Valentino Rossi?
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Another mission, the powers have called me away. Another chance to carry the colours again. My motivation, an oath I've sworn to defend. To win the honour of coming back home again. |
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2011/03/22 23:49:07
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Americatown, NewJersey
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theres a machine on Mars calculating all the names in the universe, stopping when they finally find the emperors. or this is just a "Million names of God" reference. YOU DECIDE!
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corpsesarefun wrote:It's funny really, the stronger a human is the more they look like a shaven bear.
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2011/03/25 18:31:21
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
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Robert Paulson
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agnosto wrote: To the closet, batman and don't forget the feather duster!
 
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2011/03/25 18:45:41
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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Barack Obama !
No? why? He's not black?
... You fethin' racist!
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2011/03/25 19:12:32
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Sneaky Kommando
Atlanta
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Ted Theodore Logan
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I'm kind of a big deal... people know me... |
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2011/03/25 19:43:44
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Fixture of Dakka
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NagothDaCleaver wrote:Ted Theodore Logan
or is it Bill S. Preston? (esquire)
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/03/28 11:03:27
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Painting Within the Lines
In your cellar...waiting...watching
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Dr Cox
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2011/03/28 12:23:08
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Waaagh! Warbiker
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Neil Patrick Harris!
After sleeping with the intire earth female population he wanted to take his mandliness and sexapeal to Space! And Thus having sex with female aliens. And Horus was his Jaloux wingman!
True story.
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But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated.
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2011/03/28 23:45:54
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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Well considering the discussion the empore is earther jesus or some really smart guy.
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" I kept my soul its mine no one else's."
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2011/03/29 11:06:26
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Guarding Guardian
Essex
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Barry....it the new bob
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2011/03/29 11:21:21
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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I think Liam Pourer is probably spot on....
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2011/04/05 20:15:51
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
In Beil-Tan High Command, plotting the destruction of the Mon-Keigh.
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does that mean he is jesus and JFK and Obama and Adam west and HenryVIII and Julius Caesar?
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"The Stars themselves once lived and died at our command and yet you still dare to oppose us."-Mirehn Beilann. " What do the humans know of our pain? We have sung songs of lament since before your ancectors cralled out of the sea"- Eldrad Ulthran 
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Salamanders 1500  W:34 D:4 L:20
"Into the fires of battle!" "UNTO THE ANVIL OF WAR!!!"
1500 Bretonnians W:5 D:0 L:1
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2011/04/05 20:20:52
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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Kaiser Souze
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2011/04/05 20:21:16
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Warboss ZanZag wrote:Neil Patrick Harris!
After sleeping with the intire earth female population he wanted to take his mandliness and sexapeal to Space!
You DO know who you're talking about, right?
Although, if the Emperor is Neil Patrick Harris, that explains Marines...
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2011/04/05 20:31:21
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Charlie Sheen.
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D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.'s Night Panda of Asian Lurking |
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2011/04/05 20:32:09
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Tracy, Eldrad said so..... LOL
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"Those that Dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"- Alucard
6970 points of Preheresy Night Lords 7681 points Preheresy thousand sons 8230 points Preheresy Iron Warriors  3230 points Preheresy Death Guard  4940 points preheresy Dark Angels  4888 points preheresy Iron Hands  2030 points preheresy Blood Angels 2280 points preheresy space wolfs 1065 points preheresy white scars 3210 points preheresy sons of Horus  1660 points Grey Knights  628 points Sister of Battle  2960 points adeptus mechanicus 18650 points Titanicus legio Nex Caput capitis 5566 points Imperial Guard  5875 points Preheresy Emperor's Children 3735 points Preheresy World Eaters 1710 points Preheresy Word Bearers  2090 points preheresy Imperial Fists  1570 points preheresy Alpha Legion  4600 points necrons 1420 points prehersy Raven Guard 960 points prehersy Salamanders  6334 points Tau Empire  20942 points tyranids  8722 points eldar  3125 points dark eldar 10745 points Bearers of the Light 1415 points Preheresy Luna Wolves  8508 points Chaos
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2011/04/06 04:36:32
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Platuan4th wrote:Warboss ZanZag wrote:Neil Patrick Harris!
After sleeping with the intire earth female population he wanted to take his mandliness and sexapeal to Space!
You DO know who you're talking about, right?
Although, if the Emperor is Neil Patrick Harris, that explains Marines...
I think he meant Barney, but still...
"Saguinus, I, uh, need to see you in my office... you next Dorn... bring your fist..."
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purplefood wrote:It's an army of a hellish dystopian state where they are forced to fight some of the most terrifying creatures mankind has ever seen, in the name of a god-emperor that might not even be alive, under commanders that do not care whether they live or die... what do you think? But hey laser guns!
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2011/04/06 23:41:48
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine
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He is a boy named Susan.
(10 points if you get the reference)
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2011/04/07 01:09:44
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Furious Fire Dragon
In my game room playing Specialist GW games
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The Emperor has 3 names
Mark Wells (CEO of Games Workshop)
Tom Kirby (Chairman of Games Workshop)
Kevin Rountree (CFO of Games Workshop)
Without their guiding light, there would be no space marines 
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"Khorne is a noble warrior who respects strength and bravery, who takes no joy in destroying the weak, and considers the helpless unworthy of his wrath. It is said that fate will spare any brave warrior who calls upon Khorne's name and pledges his soul to the blood god. It is also said that Khorne's daemons will hunt down and destroy any warrior who betrays his honour by killing a helpless innocent or murdering in cold blood..."
from the Renegades supplement for Epic Space Marine, page 54-55
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2011/04/07 01:23:16
Subject: Re:The Big-E's name?
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Dakka Veteran
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Matt Ward.
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"AM are bunch of half human-half robot monkeys who keep tech working by punching it with a wrench And their tech is so sophisticated that you could never get it wrapped it out" thing a LITTLE to seriously. It also goes "Tau tech is so awesome I wish I was Tau and not some stupid Human" thing.
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2011/04/07 01:37:44
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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Melkhiordarkblade wrote:He is a boy named Susan.
(10 points if you get the reference)
but will he go whip his mean old dad's ass?
my vote goes to
Richard (Dick) Cox
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2011/04/07 01:44:19
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Screaming Banshee
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It used to make me giggle how in DoW I the IG General would yell "THEY SHALL KNOW THE EMPEROR'S NAME!" Used to make me imagine a guardsman turning around to him and saying "What is the Emperor's name, sir?" *Blam*
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2011/04/07 07:38:03
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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geordie09 wrote:Kaiser Souze
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx
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2011/04/07 07:52:55
Subject: The Big-E's name?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
A garden grove on Citadel Station
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The Emperor is the reincarnated form of hundreds of old earth shamans. He "has" as many names, though his reincarnation might not even remember them. Or care.
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ph34r's Forgeworld Phobos blog, current WIP: Iron Warriors and Skaven Tau
+From Iron Cometh Strength+ +From Strength Cometh Will+ +From Will Cometh Faith+ +From Faith Cometh Honor+ +From Honor Cometh Iron+
The Polito form is dead, insect. Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence?
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