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2011/07/01 13:09:25
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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assultmarine wrote:who is CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSUALT TRANSPORT?
I see what you did there.....
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2011/07/01 13:34:24
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Miraclefish wrote:Sam__theRelentless wrote:Okay, seriously now....
WHO IS ALPHARIUS!?!?!?!?!?! 
I'm Alpharias. And so's my wife.
I think you'll find that i am Alpharius... Automatically Appended Next Post: Sam__theRelentless wrote:NOOOOOO!!!!
The greatest CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT tragedy has occured!!!
purplefood, our primarch, has decided to abandon our cause at the news that ForgeWorld is renaiming the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT the CRASSUS ARMORED TRANSPORT!!!! The meme is dead!!
Yeah we already heard this...
Decided no body cared and that we were gonna keep the name as it is...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/01 13:39:56
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/01 14:17:12
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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purplefood wrote:Miraclefish wrote:Sam__theRelentless wrote:Okay, seriously now....
WHO IS ALPHARIUS!?!?!?!?!?!
I'm Alpharias. And so's my wife.
I think you'll find that i am Alpharius...
But the real Alpharius is Alpharius - Omegon is in fact Alpharius and Alpharius is in fact Omegon.
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2011/07/01 15:04:01
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Slippery Scout Biker
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:purplefood wrote:Miraclefish wrote:Sam__theRelentless wrote:Okay, seriously now....
WHO IS ALPHARIUS!?!?!?!?!?!
I'm Alpharias. And so's my wife.
I think you'll find that i am Alpharius...
But the real Alpharius is Alpharius - Omegon is in fact Alpharius and Alpharius is in fact Omegon.
The real Alpharius is CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSUALT TRANSPORT.
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2011/07/01 15:05:42
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Cadorius wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:purplefood wrote:Miraclefish wrote:Sam__theRelentless wrote:Okay, seriously now....
WHO IS ALPHARIUS!?!?!?!?!?!
I'm Alpharias. And so's my wife.
I think you'll find that i am Alpharius...
But the real Alpharius is Alpharius - Omegon is in fact Alpharius and Alpharius is in fact Omegon.
The real Alpharius is CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSUALT TRANSPORT.
That's just what she wants you to believe.
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2011/07/02 15:16:01
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Spreading the word on Omegle:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hey
You: Have the heard the glories
You: Of the
You: CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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2011/07/02 18:45:57
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Wicked Warp Spider
A cave, deep in the Misty Mountains
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winnertakesall wrote:Spreading the word on Omegle:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hey
You: Have the heard the glories
You: Of the
You: CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Excellent! Nobody can escape the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT now!
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Craftworld Eleuven 4500
LoneLictor on thread about an ork choking the Emperor:
 LoneLictor wrote:I like to imagine the Emperor kills so many Orks that he ends up half buried beneath a pile of corpses, with only his head sticking out. A lone grot stumbles across him, and starts choking him.
Then Horus comes across the lone grot, somehow managing to kill the Emperor, and punts it into space.
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2011/07/02 19:03:09
Subject: Re:Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
*bursts though room with axe* HEEEAAARRRS JHONNY!!!
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Monster Rain wrote:
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2011/07/03 16:31:28
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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winnertakesall wrote:Spreading the word on Omegle:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hey
You: Have the heard the glories
You: Of the
You: CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
+1. Wait til you get someone who does know what it is but hasn't heard of the meme yet
Actually, considering this is Omegle, they'd probably disconnect anyway.
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2011/07/03 16:57:24
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Omegle.. Omegon.. Alpharius.. oh my God the Alpha Legionnaires know about CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
We're all doomed, and no amount of meme spamming can save us this time.
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2011/07/03 17:00:03
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:Omegle.. Omegon.. Alpharius.. oh my God the Alpha Legionnaires know about CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
We're all doomed, and no amount of meme spamming can save us this time.
It'll be okay.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/07/04 07:00:57
Subject: Re:Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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wait, this thing is dead? I just finally decided on the best avatar ever :(
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 Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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2011/07/04 07:13:43
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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It's not dead.
You can't kill the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT will live on.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/07/04 07:21:53
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is the only vehicle permitted to carry DOOMBREAD by decree of the God-emperor of mankind.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/04 07:25:13
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Unauthorized transportation of DOOMBREAD in anything but a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT may result in an inadvertent DOOMPICNIC.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/07/04 07:35:26
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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By the Emperor...
Nothing can stop a DOOMPICNIC of that magnitude.
Except...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/04 07:35:42
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/04 15:41:48
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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purplefood wrote:By the Emperor...
Nothing can stop a DOOMPICNIC of that magnitude.
Except...
..CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT armoured company!
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2011/07/04 15:57:39
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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Does Cuck Norris ride to battle in a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." |
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2011/07/04 16:00:33
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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DeadlySquirrel wrote:Does Chuck Norris ride to battle in a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
No. CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT rides Chuck Norris.
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2011/07/04 16:03:39
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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Where does DOOMBREED fit into this equation?
edit: inb4 "inside a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT"
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." |
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2011/07/04 16:22:18
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Ancient Chaos Terminator
Surfing the Tervigon Wave...on a baby.
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Well all know the Herman Heresy was over a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
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Now only a CSM player. |
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2011/07/04 16:48:25
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Yes, Pee Wee Lupercal Herman had a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT that he loved more than life itself, and he refused to sell it to The Emperor even though it was his birthday. The Emperor then conspired with others to steal the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, sending Herman on a zany adventure across the galaxy to retrieve it.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/07/04 17:43:40
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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what in the warp blasted seven hells and the emperors gonads is going on here!??!?!?? I feel violated
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15 successful trades as a buyer;
16 successful trades as a seller;
To glimpse the future, you must look to the past and understand it. Names may change, but human behavior repeats itself. Prophetic insight is nothing more than profound hindsight.
It doesn't matter how bloody far the apple falls from the tree. If the apple fell off of a Granny Smith, that apple is going to grow into a Granny bloody Smith. The only difference is whether that apple grows in the shade of the tree it fell from. |
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2011/07/04 18:32:21
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT armoured company!
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2011/07/04 18:33:12
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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For sure!
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2011/07/05 14:29:57
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Preacher of the Emperor
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I worried now. Persistent rumors of the demise of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT? Equally persistent rumors that it lives on?
Could we be dealing with zombie CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS?
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2011/07/05 14:31:56
Subject: Re:Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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What would have happened if the 300 had a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
I immagine that film would have ended differently....
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2011/07/07 01:49:45
Subject: Re:Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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rodgers37 wrote:What would have happened if the 300 had a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
I immagine that film would have ended differently....
It would have ended with the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT riding a war elephant across greece shouting "SPAAAAAARTAAAA!!!".
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/07 02:00:08
Subject: Re:Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Leonidas wrote:Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
Automatically Appended Next Post: I'm also glad to see that the Herman Heresy is coming along nicely.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/07 02:00:40
Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/07/07 02:21:26
Subject: Where did the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! meme start?
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
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The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT was always here. It was inside each one of us all along. For that reason, it would never be destroyed, and would endure to the end of time.
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