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CrazyThang wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
CrazyThang wrote:No.... NO! WHY is the historical tale construction kit GONE?! It would have been so great to make a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT VEHICLE reference with it...


What is a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT VEHICLE? Is it a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT but less TRANSPORT-y?


I... I.... I HAVE BETRAYED THE LOVE OF THE CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!! ARGH!


You must pray to the God Emperor's CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT for redemption!

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Longtime Dakkanaut




Burbank CA

General Seric wrote:
CrazyThang wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
CrazyThang wrote:No.... NO! WHY is the historical tale construction kit GONE?! It would have been so great to make a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT VEHICLE reference with it...


What is a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT VEHICLE? Is it a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT but less TRANSPORT-y?


I... I.... I HAVE BETRAYED THE LOVE OF THE CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!! ARGH!


You must pray to the God Emperor's CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT for redemption!


No... I have realized... the true God is... CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT VEHICLE. Where is your God-Emperor now? All hail... CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT VEHICLE!

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In a hole in New Zealand with internet access

The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT gave me many lols

   
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Dankhold Troggoth






Shadeglass Maze

Monster Rain wrote:I wish I could photoshop.

I just discovered this Monster Rain, and it's great for quick "shopping" of pics (I was able to use it on a netbook).

It's all about the magic wand and a few layers.

http://pixlr.com/editor/

Edited so as not to have a post without CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT VEHICLE-ness.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/05/24 02:55:20


 
   
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Princeton, WV

Okay I got a new one:

   
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Worglock wrote:This is definitely the stupidest thing ever to come out of DakkaDakka this month.


Have you missed ALL of the whining about the price increases?

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Princeton, WV

purplefood wrote:Genius...


I kept checking this thread for a few hours this morning after I made it. I chuckled every time.

I just love those guns on the thing, between them and the exit ramp the thing looks like it has a face...
   
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Thanks RiTides!

What? I'm new at this!

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Monster Rain wrote:

Thanks RiTides!

What? I'm new at this!


someones got to put that on a poster. lol

   
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I wanna go back to New Jersey

Hey guys, CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRASNPORT infecting the other subforums?



I feel happy my video was linked up. Thanks Monster

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/25 19:15:44


bonbaonbardlements 
   
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

Okay everyone...it just doesn't want to stop.

   
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Sinister Chaos Marine




Thats the best CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! post ive seen yet, laughed out loud at work at it

 
   
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Preacher of the Emperor





Michigan

I sense some awesome conversion work coming on.

   
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One cannot simply CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT into Mordor!

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Lord Scythican wrote:Okay everyone...it just doesn't want to stop.



This just made my week

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Kanluwen wrote:I wish the meme would die faster.


Curse you, Dakka, for making me agree with Kan on something.....

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 Kanluwen wrote:
This is, emphatically, why I will continue suggesting nuking Guard and starting over again. It's a legacy army that needs to be rebooted with a new focal point.

Confirmation of why no-one should listen to Kanluwen when it comes to the IG - he doesn't want the IG, he want's Kan's New Model Army...

tneva82 wrote:
You aren't even trying ty pretend for honest arqument. Open bad faith trolling.
- No reason to keep this here, unless people want to use it for something... 
   
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There is a point at which such things get tedious.
Partly because they are used as a substitute for original thinking and actual wit.

If you have to use these catchphrases, please use them sparingly and with well chosen care rather than all the time .

remember kids don't put the CRASS into CRASSUS!

Dakka supports the moderate and appropriate use of memes.
If you think you may have a problem with meme abuse please contact memesarenotus@alol.uk.org for personal and confidential advice.
Thank you

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/05/29 07:35:21


 
   
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ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Hey guys, CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRASNPORT infecting the other subforums?



I feel happy my video was linked up. Thanks Monster
Yo dawg, I heard you like CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS so I put CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS in your CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS so you can CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT while you CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:I feel happy my video was linked up. Thanks Monster


Dude, I howled at that. Very, very funny!

It made me spit coffee all over my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
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Trustworthy Shas'vre





In a hole in New Zealand with internet access

ZeroSamurai wrote:
ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Hey guys, CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRASNPORT infecting the other subforums?



I feel happy my video was linked up. Thanks Monster
Yo dawg, I heard you like CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS so I put CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS in your CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS so you can CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT while you CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.


Try saying that quicky....

lol

   
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Been Around the Block





I don't know why, but I laughed many times reading the posts mentioning the vehicle in question.

P.S. CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. I had to say it.
   
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Omnious Orc Shaman





A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away...

@ Lord Scythican - shame on you, you made me laugh so hard I just had a little accident...

I heard that Top Gear have test driven the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT for their next series



Proof that only real men look cool in a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT - even the STIG refused to drive the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

   
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The Main Man






Beast Coast

I think CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is a pretty cool guy. eh CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and doesn't afraid of anything.





   
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ZeroSamurai wrote:Yo dawg, I heard you like CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS so I put CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS in your CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS so you can CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT while you CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.


I felt strangely compelled to fix and contribute this, so...

I think there needs to be a "Look Gorgon, I’m really happy for you. Imma Let you finish. But the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is the best armoured assault transport of all time. ALL TIME." too

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/01 10:44:53


 
   
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Dorset, UK

Cadichan Support wrote:One cannot simply CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT into Mordor!

Don't be silly, you can CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT into ANYWHERE

   
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Princeton, WV

Ruglud wrote:@ Lord Scythican - shame on you, you made me laugh so hard I just had a little accident...


That's awesome! I am glad I had the effect on someone! You al got any more ideas for some more photoshops? I thought about driving the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT into some other Memes.

Some ideas:

Steve Buscemi eyes

Monorail CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

Also, we need a good Hitler Downfall script. Anyone willing to start one?
   
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Lord Scythican wrote:Also, we need a good Hitler Downfall script. Anyone willing to start one?


Downfall Hitler is such a long scene. How about this:

Dimitri hears about CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

The girl with mic: What do think of current WK40k products?
Dimitri: I don't like them. They are so crap nowadays. 80's and 90's was so much better.
Girl: Why do you think so?
Dimitri: For example, there are no good vehicles. I don't know how I should transport my marines. The new transport vehicles are lame. GW used to make all kinds of great Wartrakks and all, but now the models lack character. That's why I like to come here and dance nowadays. Gaming hobby is so boring. There are no models that could get me excited like they used to.
Girl: Well, how about CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
Dimitri: CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
Girl: Don't you know that there is CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT? It is the most awesome ever. You can even put another CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT inside it.

(Dimitri starts dancing)

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If any got suggestions for better lines, please post them! I just came up with this in like five minutes.

EDIT: For the ones who don't know, "Dimitri hears about" is quite popular video meme.

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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

If I write a downfall hitler script, who's going to put it on film?

I don't want to waste my time.

"Mein fuhrer... mein fuhrer, the Allies have deployed CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS."

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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Haters gon' hate. 
   
 
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