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Just about any John Carpenter movie. They're so bad they're good!


Words fail to express the above statement. Assault on Precinct 13 (not the one with Ethan Hawke) is immense, as the the others already mentioned - and The Thing is probably my favourite movie of all time (at the moment)...

For me a lot have already been said - Split Second is quality - Rutger Hauer at his best

Dark Angel with Dolph Lundgren stands out of my VHS collection. I like the premise but it's filled with the usual cliches that you'd expect...

Why would I expect to find the film poster on photobucket, when it's obvious the search 'Dark Angel' would be filled with pathetic emo and solumn looking angels. Jessica Alba didn't turn up until page 9 & not a dark green (or black) power-armoured guy in sight...and why are all the film posters for it in any language but english? Anyway...



The tagline on my video is: 'A Totally Lethal Alien' - not just lethal but TOTALLY lethal - yeah

Spoiler:



If you've watched the Trailer you don't need to see the movie





   
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker





I don't even KNOW anymore.

Ultramarines.

Yes, I am properly ashamed. I guess I have a good feeling about it because my daughter and I got to see it in the theater.
   
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UK

Wing commander, I have know idea why but if its on I end up watching it. And the Replacement Killers for that matter.

SWAT, i know i know, Channel 5's sunday night films have a lot to answer for.

Alien Resurrection, yes i know its not a patch on the first two but its not too bad in its right...ish.

The A-team, yes they destroy the van but it was better than i expected.




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Humorless Arbite




Outside the DarkTower, amongst the roses.

wing commander lol the kilrathi scenes are sooo bad. The only thing that save that movie is Matt Lillard.

Every Dakkanaught gets a 4+ Pinch of Salt save.
When you suffer a Falling Sky hit, roll a D6 - on a 4+ the hit is ignored as per the Pinch of Salt save. On a 1-3 panic insues - you automatically fail common sense tests for the next 2 weeks and get +7 to your negativity stat. -Praxiss


 
   
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UK

Deathshead420 wrote:wing commander lol the kilrathi scenes are sooo bad. The only thing that save that movie is Matt Lillard.


Yeah i think its the supporting actors that just about save it, jurgen prochnow, david suchet, david warner and tcheky karyo don't disgrace themselves too much, i'm a sucker for space battles anyway so i forgave it freddie prinze.

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I honestly didn't think it was as bad as people said it was. IT had some cool effects and there were a lot of parts that were entertaining. That being said, it had no real substance either and the dialogue was really weak at some points.

Hopefully they will do better with the sequel.
   
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WARORK93 wrote:
Spoiler:


I honestly didn't think it was as bad as people said it was. IT had some cool effects and there were a lot of parts that were entertaining. That being said, it had no real substance either and the dialogue was really weak at some points.

Hopefully they will do better with the sequel.
It was a little bit far fetched too. I wouldve rathered other super villians rather than the devil and his lackies.
I dont think they going to have a sequel though, seeing as it wasnt a very popular movie

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Jollydevil wrote:
WARORK93 wrote:
Spoiler:


I honestly didn't think it was as bad as people said it was. IT had some cool effects and there were a lot of parts that were entertaining. That being said, it had no real substance either and the dialogue was really weak at some points.

Hopefully they will do better with the sequel.
It was a little bit far fetched too. I wouldve rathered other super villians rather than the devil and his lackies.
I dont think they going to have a sequel though, seeing as it wasnt a very popular movie


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391675.page

Read it and weep...
   
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Sinewy Scourge






WARORK93 wrote:
Jollydevil wrote:
WARORK93 wrote:
Spoiler:


I honestly didn't think it was as bad as people said it was. IT had some cool effects and there were a lot of parts that were entertaining. That being said, it had no real substance either and the dialogue was really weak at some points.

Hopefully they will do better with the sequel.
It was a little bit far fetched too. I wouldve rathered other super villians rather than the devil and his lackies.
I dont think they going to have a sequel though, seeing as it wasnt a very popular movie


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391675.page

Read it and weep...
I geuss Marvel is running out of movies then

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USA

Judge Dredd.

It's a cheesy poorly written cliche-riddled mess.

But man is it fun to watch and make fun of.

Helloooo captain codpiece!

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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Melissia wrote:Judge Dredd.

It's a cheesy poorly written cliche-riddled mess.

But man is it fun to watch and make fun of.

Helloooo captain codpiece!




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USA



The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned it but...

Starship Troopers...

Speaking of cliches and stereotypes...its cheesy, and the acting is just plain hilarious with how serious the actors are trying to be despite the fact that its so bad...
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

RatBot wrote:
Melissia wrote:Judge Dredd.

It's a cheesy poorly written cliche-riddled mess.

But man is it fun to watch and make fun of.

Helloooo captain codpiece!




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... ...First time I saw that scene I almost died laughing.


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If I'm not mistaken, Heinlein was a fascist, and if you take the film Starship Troopers as a parody of the book as I understand it (I admit I haven't read it *ducks thrown objects*), it's actually hilarious and well-done. But I should read the book before I make that judgement call.


EDIT: glancing through his Wikipedia bio, I seem to be mistaken, though he did apparently intend for the bugs in Starship Troopers to represent Communism, and that Communism is something humans cannot adhere to because they're so individualistic. Dunno where I got the "fascist" thing from.

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Outside the DarkTower, amongst the roses.

Don't remember the book being tongue in cheek.

Every Dakkanaught gets a 4+ Pinch of Salt save.
When you suffer a Falling Sky hit, roll a D6 - on a 4+ the hit is ignored as per the Pinch of Salt save. On a 1-3 panic insues - you automatically fail common sense tests for the next 2 weeks and get +7 to your negativity stat. -Praxiss


 
   
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Wraith






Yeah, IIRC the book was quite serious, but from what I understand the movie bears only a superficial resemblance to the book. The movie, 100%, strikes me as a parody of militaristic, jingoistic fascism.
   
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Outside the DarkTower, amongst the roses.

And the point being i still liked it, mainly due to the bloody FX....and the NPH

Every Dakkanaught gets a 4+ Pinch of Salt save.
When you suffer a Falling Sky hit, roll a D6 - on a 4+ the hit is ignored as per the Pinch of Salt save. On a 1-3 panic insues - you automatically fail common sense tests for the next 2 weeks and get +7 to your negativity stat. -Praxiss


 
   
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Wraith






Oh, don't get me wrong, I like that movie too.
   
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Queensland (Australia)

I agree with "Ineptus Astartes", Ultramarines the movie FTW!!! I loved every second, I'm not a fan of the chapter, but who cares, if codex pictures made the hands red (Crimson fists) there would STILL be whining about people wondering why CODEX didn't make them Ultramairnes (No one is ever pleased!)

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Somewhere in the steamy jungles of the south...

Easy:

Gentlemen Broncos.

If you watch this movie, have the cranial and ocular scrubbing stations loaded and ready! You will not survive the Battle Stags, Surveillance Doe's, or Bronco.


   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Well like I say in all these Waterworld. I fething LOVE that movie. I watch it all the time.
   
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