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George Spiggott wrote:I'd just kind of sparkle a bit. Feasting isn't really my bag.
Not only are you a pigman.....but your a funny pigman.
Thanks Helgrenze, and the best part of being a Vampire, you wouldnt have to worry about STD's and the like anymore. So the easy/freaky women in porn would be a safe bet for once
Women in porn are less likely to have STDs than some random woman you may encounter, sexually adventurous women do not equal diseased whores...despite what the more prudish elements of society would have you believe.
I imagine you have plenty of experience with the subject to know this.
Well...I dated a few strippers...never had any "problems"...
It isn't dating if you had to pay for the service FITZZ.
Fitzz wouldn't have to pay, because Fitzz is a playa.
George Spiggott wrote:I'd just kind of sparkle a bit. Feasting isn't really my bag.
Not only are you a pigman.....but your a funny pigman.
Thanks Helgrenze, and the best part of being a Vampire, you wouldnt have to worry about STD's and the like anymore. So the easy/freaky women in porn would be a safe bet for once
Women in porn are less likely to have STDs than some random woman you may encounter, sexually adventurous women do not equal diseased whores...despite what the more prudish elements of society would have you believe.
I imagine you have plenty of experience with the subject to know this.
Well...I dated a few strippers...never had any "problems"...
It isn't dating if you had to pay for the service FITZZ.
Fitzz wouldn't have to pay, because Fitzz is a playa.
...I actually hope I look like that when I reach that age..crazy bondage Santa FTW.
@ Coolyo...Well, I'm a Bass "Playa"..
There's an old joke in some music circles that goes..." What does a stripper do with her before she goes to work?"
The answer....." She drops him off at band practice."
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
You know, most people say that Vampires are evil due to them feeding on us humans.... but isn't what they do to us almost exactly the same thing we do to cows/pigs/whatever?
Now, I love my meat as much as the next guy, but what goes around comes around, ya know?
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
...I actually hope I look like that when I reach that age..crazy bondage Santa FTW.
Actually, this is how we already imagine you Fitzz!
Slarg, funny you should say that.
My daughter insists that they are not evil. Apparently it is not their fault they behave like they do, they just do what Vampires do, same as anything else.
Like beating my Vampire Hunters all the time for example. It has become totally natural for them to do so.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
KingCracker wrote:Now, Melissia, helgrenze, START KILLING FAMOUS FOLK!
Well if it's killing them, that's different from feeding off of them. Fred Phelps could use a bloody martyrdom (or two, if I kill him, revive him as a vampire, then kill his now-damned soul again).
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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KingCracker wrote:Now, Melissia, helgrenze, START KILLING FAMOUS FOLK!
Well if it's killing them, that's different from feeding off of them. Fred Phelps could use a bloody martyrdom (or two, if I kill him, revive him as a vampire, then kill his now-damned soul again).
If that was possible, why stop at twice?
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
Killing most vamps results in them turning to dust.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
(For UK readers) I'd round up the meer kats from the comparethemarket.com advert and the opera ssinger from gocompare and then make sure they suffered for as long as possible. And torture them a bit too.
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Sisters of Battle 3000
Death Korps of Krieg 1500
Ravenwing 2000
Lizardmen 2000
An example of how a split second not concentrating on your user name can make you look like a fool forever
Hmmm.. you know, I think I would need someone at the wheel of my limo with the pitchblack windows, so
Danica Patrick
Johanna Long
Jennifer Jo Cobb
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
Tori Black.
Yep basically tori black and sara jean underwood Rofl
Mostly because you need hot babes to live with for entirety
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
Tori Black.
Yep basically tori black and sara jean underwood Rofl
Mostly because you need hot babes to live with for entirety
But then they live for eternity as well and then you'll have to get to know them... personally *shudder*
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
Tori Black.
Yep basically tori black and sara jean underwood Rofl
Mostly because you need hot babes to live with for entirety
But then they live for eternity as well and then you'll have to get to know them... personally *shudder*
yep thats the point
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is But we're not that bad... are we?
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
dogma wrote:I suppose, though the turned might not be so willing to spend eternity with you after the feasting.
They might actually be somewhat cross with you for biting their neck and sucking out their blood and turning them into an undead abomination, I suppose.
Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate.
dogma wrote:I suppose, though the turned might not be so willing to spend eternity with you after the feasting.
They might actually be somewhat cross with you for biting their neck and sucking out their blood and turning them into an undead abomination, I suppose.
Who said you had to bite the neck? The wrist..... or inner thigh are just as good.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
Tori Black.
Yep basically tori black and sara jean underwood Rofl
Mostly because you need hot babes to live with for entirety
But then they live for eternity as well and then you'll have to get to know them... personally *shudder*
yep thats the point
I think you misinterpreted what I meant, I meant that you would actually have to talk to them for eternity and well I think vampire chicks can get headaches every once and awhile too.
Now if I happened to be a vampire I would Blood for the Blood God, enslave humanity, and well let's just say I have a complex and it would probably be best if I didn't become a vampire.
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
Tori Black.
Yep basically tori black and sara jean underwood Rofl
Mostly because you need hot babes to live with for entirety
But then they live for eternity as well and then you'll have to get to know them... personally *shudder*
yep thats the point
I think you misinterpreted what I meant, I meant that you would actually have to talk to them for eternity and well I think vampire chicks can get headaches every once and awhile too.
Now if I happened to be a vampire I would Blood for the Blood God, enslave humanity, and well let's just say I have a complex and it would probably be best if I didn't become a vampire.
See, if Vampires were indeed real, and I got turned into one, I would do two things with my immortality:
1) I would train with an insanely strong sword that I forged using the Strength of a Vampire.
2) Take my blood, learn how to strengthen it through genetics/bio-thingamajigy, and become the strongest vampire out there.
After completing both of those, I would become what Dante is to Daemons.
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
Me... Felicia Day. or Thora Birch - (American Beauty Thora Birch) not D&D Movie Thora Birch - or Christina Ricci or Jessica Alba. Do I have to pick just one, or just one a day?
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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not."
If only I could make up my mind 
before she goes to work?"
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."