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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?


Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.



 
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

I would feast on Adriana Lima, beauce eternal latina love cant be bad
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

I'd feast on criminals as an avenging anti-hero.

Kind of like Morbius, but more badass and brutal and less emo.

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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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Haters gon' hate. 
   
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

MeanGreenStompa wrote:
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?


Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.


... Mo matter how many times I've read this...it always makes me happy. ...

For me, first I'd feed on Anne Rice...savagely ...

The off to my own paddling pool...to feed on Sherri Moon Zombie, Arianny Celeste and Tori Black.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Nuremberg

Well, does feeding on someone kill them?
Because I'm not down with your crappy vampires that suck blood but it's all sexy and doesn't even hurt.
Balls to that.

If it's a throat tearing fountain of gore kind of exercise, I reckon I'd feed on the political classes of my homeland first.

   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

Da Boss wrote:Well, does feeding on someone kill them?


I was wondering this myself, as well as whether or not they will then rise as vampires after they die. Then, of course, if they rise as vampires are they the thralls of the vampire who created them?

In that case I'd probably feed for the most part on professional wrestlers and NFL players at first, to build an unstoppable army of night slaves.

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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
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The Great State of Texas

Monster Rain wrote:
Da Boss wrote:Well, does feeding on someone kill them?


I was wondering this myself, as well as whether or not they will then rise as vampires after they die. Then, of course, if they rise as vampires are they the thralls of the vampire who created them?

In that case I'd probably feed for the most part on professional wrestlers and NFL players at first, to build an unstoppable army of night slaves.


See that'll get you no where. You want a real army, you go to the DPS. An army of undead uncaring unstoppable bureaucrats out to suck you dry ...mmm...oh wait I repeat myself.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

Of course, you could go around and transform dying children into immortals like Mr. Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire.

That's some complex character development right there.

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

FITZZ wrote:
MeanGreenStompa wrote:
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?


Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.


... Mo matter how many times I've read this...it always makes me happy. ...


And you will read it many times more, for it plays on a loop in my brain, placed there by the painboyz to calm me and prevent me going on killing sprees.

FITZZ wrote:
The off to my own paddling pool...to feed on Sherri Moon Zombie, Arianny Celeste and Tori Black.


I could dine out to that.



 
   
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Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

If i were a vampire, i would feed on hot, scantly dressed, gothic woman.

<.<
>.>

I blame hollywood



 
   
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





Beijing

MeanGreenStompa wrote:
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?


Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.


You been reading my mind? That is a lovely thought.

Hold it...
   
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FITZZ wrote:
MeanGreenStompa wrote:
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?


Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.

The off to my own paddling pool...to feed on Sherri Moon Zombie, Arianny Celeste and Tori Black.


invite me, too

Vassal sprites are coming thread, the throng is always first!
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391450.page 
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

FITZZ wrote:
MeanGreenStompa wrote:
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?


Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.


... Mo matter how many times I've read this...it always makes me happy. ...

For me, first I'd feed on Anne Rice...savagely ...

The off to my own paddling pool...to feed on Sherri Moon Zombie, Arianny Celeste and Tori Black.


Nice, but I would add Scarlet Johansson and Christina Hendrix to the list, so long as they turn into my personal vampire thralls.
   
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA

One word.

Blade.

Alucard would be cool too, but I can't act that crazy with a straight face. I can however be brooding and stoic I'll just go around hunting the rest of you with a katana no one ever seems to find strange

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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

sillyboy wrote:If i were a vampire, i would feed on hot, scantly dressed, gothic woman.

<.<
>.>

I blame hollywood


*drool*

if i were a vampire,id feed on everyone who played in the twilight movies.oh and the author of the books.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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lord commissar klimino wrote:
sillyboy wrote:If i were a vampire, i would feed on hot, scantly dressed, gothic woman.

<.<
>.>

I blame hollywood


*drool*

if i were a vampire,id feed on everyone who played in the twilight movies.oh and the author of the books.


If by feed you mean pull out the fangs Oprikkniki style and rip their fething throats out to watch the arterial blood spurt out of the stumps of their ripped open necks, then I wholeheartedly agree with you...
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
sillyboy wrote:If i were a vampire, i would feed on hot, scantly dressed, gothic woman.

<.<
>.>

I blame hollywood


*drool*

if i were a vampire,id feed on everyone who played in the twilight movies.oh and the author of the books.


If by feed you mean pull out the fangs Oprikkniki style and rip their fething throats out to watch the arterial blood spurt out of the stumps of their ripped open necks, then I wholeheartedly agree with you...


well,1st id get full on thier blood,only edwards though,just as a joke.THEN id kill them murderously.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in be
Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

@ Warork

Oprikkniki Style

Only true vampires kill with flair.




 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

sillyboy wrote:@ Warork

Oprikkniki Style

Only true vampires kill with flair.



The Opriknikki don't really have "style"...well...unless you consider absolutely pulverizing their victims then drinking the blood that flows from their mangled corpses "style"


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Probably FITZZ, so we can go chill and murder annoying people together.

I'm lookin' at you, cast of Gossip Girl. Your time is at and end soon...

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Chowderhead wrote:Probably FITZZ, so we can go chill and murder annoying people together.

I'm lookin' at you, cast of Gossip Girl. Your time is at and end soon...


...I could get behind that idea.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:@ Warork

Oprikkniki Style

Only true vampires kill with flair.



The Opriknikki don't really have "style"...well...unless you consider absolutely pulverizing their victims then drinking the blood that flows from their mangled corpses "style"


Admit it Fitzz, you like this style.

Even do i think you may prefer Natasha's style. ^^ (But that's werewolf style, and not relevant to the op)




 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

FITZZ wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:Probably FITZZ, so we can go chill and murder annoying people together.

I'm lookin' at you, cast of Gossip Girl. Your time is at and end soon...


...I could get behind that idea.

And I could get behind Tori Black in your hot tub.

ZING!


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Oh, and Robert Pattison. For irony sake, or some BS like that. /shrug

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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

oh,id also kill off the all twilight fans.yup,im going on a massive purifying spree.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Chowderhead wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:Probably FITZZ, so we can go chill and murder annoying people together.

I'm lookin' at you, cast of Gossip Girl. Your time is at and end soon...


...I could get behind that idea.

And I could get behind Tori Black in your hot tub.

ZING!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh, and Robert Pattison. For irony sake, or some BS like that. /shrug


Hey!..Hands off my Tori..
Happy to go on murderous sprees with you...but some things I don't share..


@ Silly..Yeah, actually..I do like the Opriknikki's style.
   
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Rebecca Black...

again in the above mentioned "Oprikkniki style"

For me I just don't like the concept of a vampire feeding just for the enjoyment of either party...enthrallment and throat ripping suits me just fine...
   
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What is this "Oprikkniki" style people keep talking about?

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Preacher of the Emperor





A strange place

coolyo294 wrote:What is this "Oprikkniki" style people keep talking about?


You realy want to know? It will take longer then 150 pages to catch up.



 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Fine. I'll take Arianny Celeste I guess...

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
 
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