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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

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On a boat, Trying not to die.

That's a lot of blood. I might get tired.

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Bela Lugosi just for the sake of irony...

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On a boat, Trying not to die.

CT GAMER wrote:Bela Lugosi just for the sake of irony...

But he doesn't have blood anymore!

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Chowderhead wrote:
CT GAMER wrote:Bela Lugosi just for the sake of irony...

But he doesn't have blood anymore!


Quoth the Raven: Irony!
   
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Chowderhead wrote:
CT GAMER wrote:Bela Lugosi just for the sake of irony...

But he doesn't have blood anymore!


My blood line can time travel...

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

coolyo294 wrote:What is this "Oprikkniki" style people keep talking about?


The Oprikinikki are a warrior race of Vampire from the Russian steppes huge and extreamly brutal...they serve as guards to many Vampire Lords.

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time travel FTW.

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A strange place

FITZZ wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:What is this "Oprikkniki" style people keep talking about?


The Oprikinikki are a warrior race of Vampire from the Russian steppes huge and extreamly brutal...they serve as guards to many Vampire Lords.


extra information:

Credit, goes to mordoskull

Opriknikki (pronounced: O-prick-nicky)
WS-6/BS-2/S-8/T-7/W-3/I-5/A-4/SV-3+
SIRE: Ivan the Terrible
COMMON NAMES: Black Riders, Ivans, Ferals
DESCRIPTION: The Opriknikki are terrible to behold, massive humanoids built like tanks, with an oversized mouth stuffed with shark teeth. On average, an Opriknikki stands eight feet tall, and is often clad in black or red robes. Males always sport massive black beards that fall down to their waists. The Opriknikki were once the enforcers of Ivan the Terrible, terrorizing medieval peasants for sick games of sport, dragging them through the streets behind their black steeds. When Ivan was Embraced, he bade his warriors to join him in Undeath. The Opriknikki leapt at the chance to practice their cruel way for eternity, and allowed Ivan to Embrace them in turn. The Opriknikki are notorious for ripping apart their foes with their bare hands, and tearing at them with their teeth. Opriknikki do not feed as other Kindred do, rather, they devour the remains of their prey whole, often leading Hunters to mistake Opriknikki attacks as werewolf attacks.
TRAITS: Opriknikki PCs have all of the traits granted to Vampire characters, with the following exceptions:
Opriknikki may NOT have any NPC followers, but may have base of operations
Opriknikki also suffer from the Frenzy trait, as described in the Werewolf entry



 
   
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Omadon's Realm

On a side note, has anyone noticed how the head vamp from 30 days of night...



Looks a lot like food genius Anthony Bourdain...?






 
   
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LordofHats wrote:One word.

Blade.

Alucard would be cool too, but I can't act that crazy with a straight face. I can however be brooding and stoic I'll just go around hunting the rest of you with a katana no one ever seems to find strange


Alucard from Hellsing or Alucard from Castlevania?

Also, I would feast only on those that piss me off extremely much. Feeding, totally different from Feasting, would happen to whomever I ran across at night.

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

MeanGreenStompa wrote:On a side note, has anyone noticed how the head vamp from 30 days of night...



Looks a lot like food genius Anthony Bourdain...?





...Coincidence ?...or a search for ..new flavors?


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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

FITZZ wrote:
MeanGreenStompa wrote:On a side note, has anyone noticed how the head vamp from 30 days of night...



Looks a lot like food genius Anthony Bourdain...?





...Coincidence ?...or a search for ..new flavors?


yum

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Slarg232 wrote:
LordofHats wrote:One word.

Blade.

Alucard would be cool too, but I can't act that crazy with a straight face. I can however be brooding and stoic I'll just go around hunting the rest of you with a katana no one ever seems to find strange


Alucard from Hellsing or Alucard from Castlevania?

Also, I would feast only on those that piss me off extremely much. Feeding, totally different from Feasting, would happen to whomever I ran across at night.


Alucard from Dracula AD. 1972...



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I would be True Dracula from Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin.

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FITZZ wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
LordofHats wrote:One word.

Blade.

Alucard would be cool too, but I can't act that crazy with a straight face. I can however be brooding and stoic I'll just go around hunting the rest of you with a katana no one ever seems to find strange


Alucard from Hellsing or Alucard from Castlevania?

Also, I would feast only on those that piss me off extremely much. Feeding, totally different from Feasting, would happen to whomever I ran across at night.


Alucard from Dracula AD. 1972...



Groovy.

coolyo294 wrote:I would be True Dracula from Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin.


You mean the creepy one with Mystic Fingers?


Personally, I wouldn't mind being this one:



Having his powers, anyway.

"It's been so long since someone cut off my head....."

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Slarg232 wrote:
Alucard from Hellsing or Alucard from Castlevania?


The cooler one obviously.





EDIT: I actually always found it odd so few people appreciated a manga that basically amounted to a bunch of murderous sociopathic fanatics trying to kill each other EDIT EDIT: Even Drifters, which amounts to a bunch of historical murderous sociopaths trying to kill each other doesn't seem to get the attention it deserves XD

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South Wales

Many people seem to be wanting a visit from this guy.


Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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MrDwhitey wrote:Many people seem to be wanting a visit from this guy.



Alucard still won and Anderson got turned to dust by a butler. He can suck it

   
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MrDwhitey wrote:Many people seem to be wanting a visit from this guy.



I'm more afraid of this guy, though Anderson is a close second:


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Well Alucard was a hilariously crap character who could never fail, so....


Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Slarg232 wrote:Personally, I wouldn't mind being this one:




oh yes!

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Reading the last few post made me realize just how old I actually am...as I haven't the foggiest idea who these "supposed vampires" are...


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FITZZ wrote: Reading the last few post made me realize just how old I actually am...as I haven't the foggiest idea who these "supposed vampires" are...


Anime, don't worry about it.

Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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USA

MrDwhitey wrote:Well Alucard was a hilariously crap character who could never fail, so....



Typically I'd agree, but Alucard was so fun that it was easy to forget that he is essentially unkillable Probably a good thing Hellsing ended at the end of the first storyline arc

   
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MrDwhitey wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Reading the last few post made me realize just how old I actually am...as I haven't the foggiest idea who these "supposed vampires" are...


Anime, don't worry about it.


Ahh, That would explain why I don't know them...I avoid anime like a vamp avoids crosses.


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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Slarg232 wrote:

I'm more afraid of this guy:



Tom Brady?

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CT GAMER wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:

I'm more afraid of this guy:



Tom Brady?


I thought it was Rod Stewart.


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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

FITZZ wrote:
MrDwhitey wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Reading the last few post made me realize just how old I actually am...as I haven't the foggiest idea who these "supposed vampires" are...


Anime, don't worry about it.


Ahh, That would explain why I don't know them...I avoid anime like a vamp avoids crosses.


you should watch it,not as anime but as a show about vampires. seriously,helsing is the best vampire crap ive watched.alucard is a blood thirsty monster. he reminds me of you

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Look for Hellsing Ultimate if you can. It's pretty much a gore fest with Alucard beating everyone else in the series senseless and laughing at how inadequate they are

   
 
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