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2011/08/29 14:07:40
Subject: Re:IF you were a vampire?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Your a Vampire. Why limit yourself? 
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2011/08/29 19:50:48
Subject: IF you were a vampire?
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
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Oh you guys are far too shortsighted. Given infinite time, you could acquire the wealth and suaveness to seduce anyone you desired- or explore eternity with someone you really care about.
But I digress- you've no doubt heard of the curse of Macbeth, that the production is plagued by mysterious accidents? Or the curse of the mummies?
Not that I'm proposing to preserve an ancient play- I'm trying to keep 80s movies from being remade. So people remaking them would suffer unexpected, very, very bloody accidents. Starting with Michael Bay.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2011/08/29 19:52:13
Subject: IF you were a vampire?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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If I were a vampire I think I would actually feast on dogma, so that our bromance would last for a thousand years.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
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2011/08/29 20:18:37
Subject: IF you were a vampire?
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[DCM]
Coastal Bliss in the Shadow of Sizewell
Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.
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If I was a Vampire... Hmmm, I'd introduce Twilight fans to the ..
Tzimisce.
Where's your Edward now!
Oh yeah, he's the fleshy lampshade in the corner.
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"That's not an Ork, its a girl.." - Last words of High General Daran Ul'tharem, battle of Ursha VII.
Two White Horses (Ipswich Town and Denver Broncos Supporter)
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2011/08/29 20:30:44
Subject: IF you were a vampire?
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Wraith
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I always wanted to play a Tzimisce so I could rip someone's spine out and beat his friends to death with it. Humanity rating and Masquerade be damned!
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2011/08/29 20:30:50
Subject: IF you were a vampire?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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By the way, that hideous face? He made it himself. He used to be a pretty boy, but decided being horrifying was better, so he fleshcrafted his own face.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/08/29 20:31:58
Subject: IF you were a vampire?
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[DCM]
Coastal Bliss in the Shadow of Sizewell
Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.
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Vykos how I adore thee. 
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"That's not an Ork, its a girl.." - Last words of High General Daran Ul'tharem, battle of Ursha VII.
Two White Horses (Ipswich Town and Denver Broncos Supporter)
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2011/08/29 21:03:08
Subject: IF you were a vampire?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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FITZZ wrote:dogma wrote:I suppose, though the turned might not be so willing to spend eternity with you after the feasting.
I was under the immpresion that a vamp had to feed on a person in order to turn them.
I suppose it depends on the universe in which the vampire exists. There are about as many methods as there are authors. Automatically Appended Next Post: Monster Rain wrote:If I were a vampire I think I would actually feast on dogma, so that our bromance would last for a thousand years.
Only a thousand? Is this like and Angel/Spike thing where we fight over a woman?
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2011/08/29 21:51:20
Subject: IF you were a vampire?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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dogma wrote:FITZZ wrote:dogma wrote:I suppose, though the turned might not be so willing to spend eternity with you after the feasting.
I was under the immpresion that a vamp had to feed on a person in order to turn them.
I suppose it depends on the universe in which the vampire exists. There are about as many methods as there are authors.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Monster Rain wrote:If I were a vampire I think I would actually feast on dogma, so that our bromance would last for a thousand years.
Only a thousand? Is this like and Angel/Spike thing where we fight over a woman?
Probably not..... I would think you'd be fighting over a rules interpretation.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/30 02:19:04
Subject: Re:IF you were a vampire?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Naw, this is Dogma your talking about, it would be political
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2011/08/30 02:25:29
Subject: Re:IF you were a vampire?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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KingCracker wrote:Naw, this is Dogma your talking about, it would be political
or Ethical....
Hmm is it ethical to turn some people and just flat out kill others in your quest for sustainence?
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/30 02:27:33
Subject: Re:IF you were a vampire?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hmm.....Im gunna say no. Vampires are vain as feth man, they dont care
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