boyd wrote:agnosto wrote:
gicks30 wrote:I like how the lizardman has an armoured Big Toe.
The scenario is, Lizardman gets a pedicure.
Champion - "Let's have a look at that biggy you got there, could be in-growing..."
Lizardman - "You can feth off if you think you're doing the job with that bloody cleaver"
Champion - "What? This, ah this is nothing, this is just my nail clipper, you should see the scissors I use to trim my butt hair"
Lizardman - "..... I'm outta here....."