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You try quickscoping while playing paintball..........

You buy Starcraft II for the Map editor, and then remember that you have Alien Swarm, free with complete mod tools....

Edit: And it's better for your intended usage, anyway....

Nightfall wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

Infreak wrote:You run with a knife to go faster.

Killing Floor reference FTW!

Killing Floor is the best zombie slayer EVER! Left 4 Dead met Counter Strike. PLAY THE TWISTED CHRISMAS EVENT its insain!

you been gaming to long when you look out ur window and say, is that two sunrises in one day?

Your gamefu is aweful.

Running faster with a knife is the Counter Strike thing first and foremost.

You play too many video games if no matter what you say, no matter what you do, your girlfriend/friend/companion ALWAYS DISAPPROVES!

You know play too many video games when you crave diggle egg omelettes.

You take a job as a Dishwasher to become more Samuri Like.

You love it when you have to fight multiple bullies at once because it shows your true skill.

Your video game collection is wider and taller than your TV (Guilty).

You buy something in the mall, but don't open it until you get home because you haven't returned to base yet.

Slarg232 wrote:You play too many video games if no matter what you say, no matter what you do, your girlfriend/friend/companion ALWAYS DISAPPROVES!

......ya.

I actually have a Final Fantasy fanfare prepared in case I accomplish some kind of milestone at my workplace. Does this count?

If you're more interested in playing a strong guy then actually a becoming one.

When you start drinking out of toilets to replenish your health.

When you start shooting your dog for fun, because it's invincible.

When you start headbutting traffic lights to get mushrooms.

Try putting a bucket over the store clerk's to steal something. He will not keep the bucket on his head!

When you refer to whacking it as your 'idle animation'.

[Pretty proud of that one. Very nerdy but also crude.]

You begin every line in an argument with either 'bracket. PERSUADE. end bracket', 'bracket. DOUBT. end bracket', 'bracket. INTIMIDATE. end bracket' etc

When every flag pole must be either jumped on and slid down or captured.

When you refer to forums as text adventures.

When you size up EVERY air vent for crawlability.

You think about FUS-ROH-DAHing a crowd of people and the effects of it...

You break a pen then fix it by taping an unbroken one to it to combine the durability.

You see a plane and yell "Enemy AC-130 overhead!!!"

You tell your friends to "stay frosty" whenever you walk into a building together.

and of course...

You think you run faster with a knife.

FM Ninja 048 wrote:

GalacticDefender wrote:You play too many video games if you used to be better at video games until you took an arrow in the knee.

I get this is from skyrim, but what are the details behind it (don't have skyrim)

also

When you get annoyed at your friend because his girlfriend won't let him have a go on his xbox

Guards keep saying "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

Or maybe when someone is trying to get you to listen to them and that annoying little fairy saying, "hey! listen!' pops into your head...