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When you walk around saying "I never asked for this" in response to everything.

the sad thing is, me and one of my mates do this all the time :3

when you crouch down and walk around in circles outside a room with a few people inside to boost your stealth level

When you put on some armour and get your friend to hit you repeatedly so that you get better at wearing it

When you jump rather than walk to boost your acrobatics skill

Phototoxin wrote:You use your right hand for stuff even though you're left handed

That's not necessarily if you've been playing videogames too much. I am left handed too, and the reason I can do a lot of things with both hands is because left handed people have to adapt to a world designed for right handed people. It's not that I complain, it makes sense to make stuff for the majority of people, and I got used to it as a child, so no big deal. Things like writing, painting (fine motorics) I all do left handed. But things like cutting with scisors, eating with cutlery, shaking hands and using the mouse I all do right handed because I pretty much got to XD

On topic though:

You write slash-fiction about your favorite game (noooo!)

When you disregard slash fiction for stab fiction as it does more DPS.

corpsesarefun wrote:When you disregard slash fiction for stab fiction as it does more DPS.

When you disregard both for blunt fiction, so you do full damage to skeletons.

When you beat someone to death with a stone in the hope of trapping their soul inside it.

When you see a man with a syringe and think "I can build a living cuisinart soon".

When you try and get everyone to like you and give you gifts by playing a Lute in the middle of town.

When you see a chicken as a deadly yet effective gliding tool.

When you distrust turtles,especially when they are near your girlfriend.

When you think everyone can forget that they are enemies for a weekend of Go-carting and board games.

When you feel whips make great weapons against the undead.

When you know little girls may not be strong but they are always the better magic users.

When you see "Wololo wololo" as the most powerful weapon during the Crusades.

When you plan out a defense of your hometown...

When you design castles in your head.

When you walk around the town centre thinking about which towers can be used for defence.

Melkhiordarkblade wrote:When you see "Wololo wololo" as the most powerful weapon during the Crusades.

Reminds me of these: http://memegenerator.net/Age-Of-Empires
Always a good laugh...

corpsesarefun wrote:When you see guards outside of a doorway and murder them all to get to the codex piece in the room behind them.

I love assasins creed...

When you strap a bomb onto your chest, believing your a Creeper.

When you start carrying a nametag that includes a title.

Say that your "L33T" at something.

When you see a first aid box and think that you should go get the stim-pack in it.

or

You start pocketing bottle caps to buy dinner later.

When you try to use Unrelenting Force on your friend.

you can no longer use the controller because you have bruised your inner of your thumbs so badly from overplaying the same game constantly. The joys of Super Smash Bros.....

When playing Vanquish on God Hard you find yourself thinking you'd like a bigger challenge ._.

When your hand camps up and you have problems cooking dinner due to the pain.

Call your friends aliens for siding with republicans.

Asherian Command wrote:Call your friends aliens for siding with republicans.

Call your friends Republicans for siding with aliens.

#XCOM

You play too many video games if you used to be better at video games until you took an arrow in the knee.

The Mad Tanker wrote:When you see a first aid box and think that you should go get the stim-pack in it.

or

You start pocketing bottle caps to buy dinner later.

Lol, I have about 1,500 bottle caps now due to this...

You know you play to many video games when you roadie run for cover to hide from your boss and when he finds you yell "die ground walker" in a hissing, wispering voice.
Or after you finish a cigarette, say "smoke out" in the same voice

GalacticDefender wrote:You play too many video games if you used to be better at video games until you took an arrow in the knee.

I get this is from skyrim, but what are the details behind it (don't have skyrim)

also

When you get annoyed at your friend because his girlfriend won't let him have a go on his xbox

@ FM Ninja, its because when you talk to guards, they sometimes say " I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

when you asign Guard duty to ur self after getting shot in the knee

When you lose your son at the mall and run around with a PS3 controller pressing X and yelling Jason.

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WARORK93 wrote:

Infreak wrote:You run with a knife to go faster.

Killing Floor reference FTW!

Killing Floor is the best zombie slayer EVER! Left 4 Dead met Counter Strike. PLAY THE TWISTED CHRISMAS EVENT its insain!

you been gaming to long when you look out ur window and say, is that two sunrises in one day?