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I wake up to go to college in 5 and a half hours but feth it.

When you hear a snake hiss and run for cover, expecting an explosion.

When you spot a plane across the sky and think "Better get the strela-13!"

When you set an eight minute timer on your watch every time you go outside.

When you refuse to drink a coke you have been offered for fear of radiation poisoning.

When you start downing vodka because you think you have radiation poisoning.

When you start downing vodka because your boyfriend left you.

Wait no...

When you walk around saying "I never asked for this" in response to everything.

And you carry sunglasses for the same purpose.

When you ram the lens's of sunglasses into your cheek bones for the purpose of not having to carry around sunglasses for whenever you say "i never asked for this"

When you think standing still with a pipe wrench will grant you invisibility.

When standing still with a pipe wrench DOES grant you invisibility.

When you try to develop your own Trial of the Grasses with OTC medicines.

That segways into "you know you've been reading too many books if" territory, though.

When you start taking photo's of serial killers as they move towards you to try and get extra damage bonuses.

Nerivant wrote:When you start downing vodka because you think you have radiation poisoning.

Metro 2033?

GalacticDefender wrote:

Nerivant wrote:When you start downing vodka because you think you have radiation poisoning.

Metro 2033?

Nah i dont think so. I dont remember being able to drink vodka in Metro.

Nerivant wrote:When you set an eight minute timer on your watch every time you go outside.

This i think is Metro.

I think its fallout 3

when you smack your gun to reload

when you go to the mayor to asks about homes for sale

Brother Azul wrote:

GalacticDefender wrote:

Nerivant wrote:When you start downing vodka because you think you have radiation poisoning.

Metro 2033?

Nah i dont think so. I dont remember being able to drink vodka in Metro.

Nerivant wrote:When you set an eight minute timer on your watch every time you go outside.

This i think is Metro.

The first is STALKER. My fondest moment from that game is sprinting across the Zone, my vision blurry because I drank three bottles after running straight into a high-rad area, while turning to squeeze off a few rounds every few seconds at the psuedogiant behind me.

The second was Metro.


... when you realize that just because you ended a conversation with a badass threat, doesn't mean that you'll automatically kick their ass in a cutscene.

When you wish your office meetings were skippable cut scenes.

Amphsix wrote:When you walk downtown and see every ridge or window on a building as an opportunity to climb on it.

Sad thing is that's true for me. >.<

When you can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!

When you actually say "I could eat an Octorok"

When you notice security camera, you look through your inventory trying to find chaff grenades

When you break up with your grilfriend, you try to load a previous "data" from real life.
You try whipping people thinking they will run faster.
You will eat food when wounded thinking it will stitch up your wounds for you.
You do not fear death because you thought you just reached a checkpoint going to bed.
You hit people randomly for Spy Detection.

corpsesarefun wrote:When you start taking photo's of serial killers as they move towards you to try and get extra damage bonuses.

What game is this?

CthuluIsSpy wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:When you start taking photo's of serial killers as they move towards you to try and get extra damage bonuses.

What game is this?

Dead Rising...

When The Calamity happens.

You think of your first-aid spray as a last resort, since it almost completely heals you

purplefood wrote:

CthuluIsSpy wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:When you start taking photo's of serial killers as they move towards you to try and get extra damage bonuses.

What game is this?

Dead Rising...

When The Calamity happens.

I thought it was Bioshock...

CthuluIsSpy wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:When you start taking photo's of serial killers as they move towards you to try and get extra damage bonuses.

What game is this?

Bioshock.

I was somewhat of a research camera fanatic

When you grab a live wire wanting to feel better after taking a beating.

When you start forgetting the words for "beating", "levelling" or "upgrading" in your native language, and thus the words become twisted versions of their former selves.

(Beaten, Levellen and Upgraden)

I forgot the words for beating, levelling and upgrading in my native language.

Well that's an achievement...


DING

You wish you could Ctrl+S sometimes

You use your right hand for stuff even though you're left handed

When you're ill you visualise your health bar being green.

You think that most of the AI in life is crap =p