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...if you try to press E in real life to interact with things.

Your turn.

You imagine how many people you can dead-eye in the hallways at school.

You kill a prostitute and only take half your money back.

You only have two modes for movement: walking very slowly or sprinting.

What other modes of movement are there?

Normal walking, brisk walking, etc.

When you think standing on top of a building shooting at people with a sniper rifle is a fun and productive way to spend an afternoon.

You go to a doctor with a bullet wound a say "I'll be fine give me a minute and my health will recharge".

You regard your to-do list as a list of quests.

You stomp the gas and brake in quick succession to hot wire a stolen car.

You think your birthday is a "level-up" that comes with instant new skills and abilities.

When you reach for F5 before every conversation.

When you say "Ding" on your birthday.

You think of working out as putting points into Strength, Agility, and Endurance.

When you regard your inability to function in social situations as a result of charisma being your dump stat.

You complain how bad the gameplay is....graphics aren't bad.....not great though...

If you're feeling sluggish one day, you think your RAM needs updating

You punch a tree, see no breaking animation and wonder if the server is crashing.

If every missed chance in your life felt like a quick time event.

Your friends don't come near you because you ate too many magic beans.

You lose a bet with a mate and accuse them of hacking.

You spend a whole day writing a strategy guide for a level 8 axe with flaming attributes.

Having a good FAP to you is setting up a File Application Server to help run BF on.

When you shoot a squirrel with a bb gun and you run over and think it dropped items and gold.

When you see someone with better clothes, you call them an ebayer.

You spend 20 minutes writing cack like this on a message forum :p

When you try something like this

Polvilhovoador wrote:
When you try something like this

That was epic lulz. Poor bastatd.



Anyway... You know you play too many Videogames when playing Fifa 2012 with a mate you forget that its actually you playing and that your not just watching a match on the idiot box.

You run with a knife to go faster.

You get shot in the arm and try to hold X for health.

Or better yet, you are ducking behind cars expecting to get shot at from every angle.

You think random medical supplies will instantly heal any wound.

You try and find the best way to scale a building and find the highest point of said building to unlock more of the map.

You lose interest in real life because it doesn't have achievements.

Skarwael wrote:You lose interest in real life because it doesn't have achievements.

Guilty :X

... if you think Second Life is not a waste of time.

You try to save the game before starting an exam...