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2011/10/31 22:19:03
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Amphsix wrote:You regard your to-do list as a list of quests.
LOL Kinda 
When you are hunting and you start thinking about how much easier it would be if you only had V.A.T.S.
When you have over 300 hours of gameplay in Fallout 3 with the same character.........
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2011/10/31 22:37:25
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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Amphsix wrote:You regard your to-do list as a list of quests.
...but mine is:
http://www.rexbox.co.uk/epicwin/ 
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2011/10/31 22:45:23
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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When a policeman sees you and STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/10/31 22:45:28
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/10/31 23:25:29
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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When if you're carrying something way too heavy, you're overburdened, but deal with it anyway because later you can sell that gak.
Or alternatively:
You drink alcohol to bolster your strenght by +1
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2011/10/31 23:29:35
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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When you think stabbing yourself in the arm with a rusty, probably irradiated needle is a good way to restore your health.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/10/31 23:30:34
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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You hear a noise in the night and immediately think that the messengers of Sithis have finally come for you.
To Mournhold! Hiyaa!
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/10/31 23:30:35
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Coolyo294 wrote:When you think stabbing yourself in the arm with a rusty, probably irradiated needle is a good way to restore your health.
See also: Drinking out of an irradiated toilet.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/10/31 23:31:54
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Avatar 720 wrote:Coolyo294 wrote:When you think stabbing yourself in the arm with a rusty, probably irradiated needle is a good way to restore your health.
See also: Drinking out of an irradiated toilet.
Not to question either of you but... Why do you have irradiated needles and toilets?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/10/31 23:37:10
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/10/31 23:35:00
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Why not?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/10/31 23:38:01
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I'd imagine it chafes like hell to use the toilet... (Rust and such)
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/10/31 23:38:27
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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When you collect everything, regardless of size, because everything has a base sale value of 1.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/10/31 23:39:48
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:I'd imagine it chafes like hell to use the toilet... (Rust and such)
Aye, it chafes badly, all five of my buttocks are rubbed raw whenever I have to take a dump through my seven rectal orifices.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/10/31 23:41:15
Subject: Re:You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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When you think of vents as an alternative entrance to doors at your place of work.
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Prestor Jon wrote:Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
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2011/10/31 23:44:11
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Avatar 720 wrote:purplefood wrote:I'd imagine it chafes like hell to use the toilet... (Rust and such)
Aye, it chafes badly, all five of my buttocks are rubbed raw whenever I have to take a dump through my seven rectal orifices.
All at once or one at a time?
That must be one champion of a toilet...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/10/31 23:45:06
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It varies depending on the mood of my bowel-baby.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/10/31 23:48:20
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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That would make sense...
Is it psychic?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/10/31 23:49:35
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Of course not.
That would just be nonsensical.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/10/31 23:51:01
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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I can't help but think that the toilet has the appearance of the Papal throne, reinforced for atmospheric entry and chemical weapons attacks.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/11/01 00:05:28
Subject: Re:You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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When you badly cut your hand, so you eat an apple to fix it.
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What I have
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 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2011/11/01 00:09:56
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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You think eating raw porkchops is fine because you don't have any coal at hand
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2011/11/01 00:11:01
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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When are lost in the wilderness so you start punching a tree to try and get firewood.
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2011/11/01 00:11:57
Subject: Re:You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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When it takes you a minute to make a soldier...from meat and pieces of metal.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2011/11/01 00:14:58
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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When you get fatally shot and your last words are "REZ PLZ"
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2011/11/01 00:16:05
Subject: Re:You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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When you walk into a temple expecting them to raise your buddy from the grave and get rid of your STD.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/11/01 00:18:43
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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When you walk downtown and see every ridge or window on a building as an opportunity to climb on it.
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2011/11/01 00:20:27
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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When you see someone dressed similarly to you, so you follow right behind them to look less suspicious.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/11/01 00:20:57
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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When you see guards outside of a doorway and murder them all to get to the codex piece in the room behind them.
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2011/11/01 00:22:00
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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When you look for Renegade interrupts during every conversation.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/11/01 00:24:07
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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When you refuse to get into bed with your girlfriend during the day because "you can only sleep at night"
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2011/11/01 00:25:32
Subject: You know you've been playing too many video games if...
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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If you know which games the above posters referred to without any trouble
(I should get away from my computer...)
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