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Lord_Vader wrote:

rob-or-ross wrote:
B, because the new shop owner is tapping her (which might explain the preferential treatment too).

I remember the OP describing her as a smelly 500lb gorilla

Some guys like bigger women... or has a gorilla fetish.

Lord_Vader wrote:

rob-or-ross wrote:
B, because the new shop owner is tapping her (which might explain the preferential treatment too).

I remember the OP describing her as a smelly 500lb gorilla

Do not underestimate the lovin of a 500lb gorilla! Tapping of any sort does allow privileges.

Edit- Ninja'd by Piz!

Lord_Vader wrote:

rob-or-ross wrote:
B, because the new shop owner is tapping her (which might explain the preferential treatment too).

I remember the OP describing her as a smelly 500lb gorilla

Its just more to love, am I right?

EDIT: oh goodie, two hours late to reply

Gymnogyps wrote:

Lord_Vader wrote:

rob-or-ross wrote:
B, because the new shop owner is tapping her (which might explain the preferential treatment too).

I remember the OP describing her as a smelly 500lb gorilla

Do not underestimate the lovin of a 500lb gorilla! Tapping of any sort does allow privileges.

Edit- Ninja'd by Piz!

Blitza da warboy wrote:

Lord_Vader wrote:

rob-or-ross wrote:
B, because the new shop owner is tapping her (which might explain the preferential treatment too).

I remember the OP describing her as a smelly 500lb gorilla

Its just more to love, am I right?

EDIT: oh goodie, two hours late to reply

Success!

Piz wrote:

Lord_Vader wrote:

rob-or-ross wrote:
B, because the new shop owner is tapping her (which might explain the preferential treatment too).

I remember the OP describing her as a smelly 500lb gorilla

Some guys like bigger women... or has a gorilla fetish.

Maybe the store owner is a 500lb MALE gorilla and is getting some sweet sweet lovin'. Could explain alot actually...

He throws dice eh? Well If I were you, I'd punch him square in the face if one of those dice hit my figures, even if it did not damage it. Or if you dont want to get charged with assualt. Just yell at him, not scream, but yell. Raise your voice in a matter where everyone stops and stairs, It will embarsse him and make him look like an utter dill weed. And if the store owner does not like it tell him "Tough nuts, learn how to run a store and when to kick tards out when they act like a tosser

Is his mother always their?

The obvious answer is to punch his mom.

Seriously though, find/create a new store. We had a local gamer open a store due to not liking the policies of another local store, and the new store has had nothing but success ever since.

Monster Rain wrote:

adameast wrote:Also, an aside... To all the toughnuts, where are you in the world? Whenever I've been to a GW, LGS or tournament I've seen about two people who could throw down, and not just a set of dice.

The boys from Triple Play up in Lebanon, NH could tell a few stories, I think.

I hear Game Castle can get a little rough at times as well.

The Game Castle (I assume in Londonderry NH by the reference to Lebanon NH) is our FLGS and I have never had a major a problem with any one there, but we are there maybe 4 times a month, mostly for tournaments. Our group floats between houses for gaming.

I'm sure this has been very instructive and helpful for everyone, but, alas, t'would seem we're well past the point of usefulness here.