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Ok so I was at school yesterday and felt a sharp pain in my belly. I was like woah whats going on then it hit me, I have to take a dump. Usually I can hold it in till school ends but I was ill so I could not control it. I have a fear of public restrooms and doing number 2 in them so after class ended I sprinted home. Everything felt good until I felt some serious aftershocks in my stomach, I swear I thought I was going to die in the street like some dog. Now this thing is about to come out so I double time it home, I see the wall that leads to my backyard and stop. Now If I climb slowly over it I might errupt so I take a couple steps back and LEAP over this 8 foot wall magestic unicorn like and clear it! I crash through the screen door and make it just in time!
"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose
Ultrafool wrote:Ok so I was at school yesterday and felt a sharp pain in my belly. I was like woah whats going on then it hit me, I have to take a dump. Usually I can hold it in till school ends but I was ill so I could not control it. I have a fear of public restrooms and doing number 2 in them so after class ended I sprinted home. Everything felt good until I felt some serious aftershocks in my stomach, I swear I thought I was going to die in the street like some dog. Now this thing is about to come out so I double time it home, I see the wall that leads to my backyard and stop. Now If I climb slowly over it I might errupt so I take a couple steps back and LEAP over this 8 foot wall magestic unicorn like and clear it! I crash through the screen door and make it just in time!
You shall be forever known as gak break. Watch American Pie for reference....
"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
Well I dont intend on "shredding" anyone this weekend, havent bought 4 (?!) Baneblades and most certainly didnt deliver a baby (gratz btw!) I'm off the sauce and tabs 33 days.
Its a personal moment of badassery. Sometimes they are the best ones.
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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Ultrafool wrote:Ok so I was at school yesterday and felt a sharp pain in my belly. I was like woah whats going on then it hit me, I have to take a dump. Usually I can hold it in till school ends but I was ill so I could not control it. I have a fear of public restrooms and doing number 2 in them so after class ended I sprinted home. Everything felt good until I felt some serious aftershocks in my stomach, I swear I thought I was going to die in the street like some dog. Now this thing is about to come out so I double time it home, I see the wall that leads to my backyard and stop. Now If I climb slowly over it I might errupt so I take a couple steps back and LEAP over this 8 foot wall magestic unicorn like and clear it! I crash through the screen door and make it just in time!
You shall be forever known as gak break. Watch American Pie for reference....
Ultrafool wrote:Ok so I was at school yesterday and felt a sharp pain in my belly. I was like woah whats going on then it hit me, I have to take a dump. Usually I can hold it in till school ends but I was ill so I could not control it. I have a fear of public restrooms and doing number 2 in them so after class ended I sprinted home. Everything felt good until I felt some serious aftershocks in my stomach, I swear I thought I was going to die in the street like some dog. Now this thing is about to come out so I double time it home, I see the wall that leads to my backyard and stop. Now If I climb slowly over it I might errupt so I take a couple steps back and LEAP over this 8 foot wall magestic unicorn like and clear it! I crash through the screen door and make it just in time!
You shall be forever known as gak break. Watch American Pie for reference....
Things I did
Broke a mans nose
Kissed a lovely lady
Moshed untill I could not walk
Listened to some good bands
Had a guy give me a 21+ wrist band when I am only 19
Being quick on the keyboard for the Warmachine Colossal video today. Even though the current thread beat me by a few seconds to a minute or so (I was compiling more info lol), the OP of that thread gave me credit for the original post
Not bad ass I know, but I'm not much of "news" or "rumor" monger...
DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+ Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics
Things I did
Broke a mans nose
Kissed a lovely lady
Moshed untill I could not walk
Listened to some good bands
Had a guy give me a 21+ wrist band when I am only 19
Reminds me of a few weeks ago, but replace moshing with dancing like a white chick, good bands with kickass dj and the 19 year old was one of my disciples instead of me. Sounds like a good time sir
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