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n0t_u wrote:Could have also been during.

Touche', I tip my hat to you!

Told a girl she looked fine, got her number!

Then when I turned the corner I did that skip thing where I tap both my feet together in mid air and then when I was walking home, did the breakfest club fist in the air thing ;D. Bit OTT ae? But It was in the moment.

ParatrooperSimon wrote:Told a girl she looked fine, got her number!

Then when I turned the corner I did that skip thing where I tap both my feet together in mid air and then when I was walking home, did the breakfest club fist in the air thing ;D. Bit OTT ae? But It was in the moment.

Then called her and realized she saw you dancing......

I ate...my chunky beef pie
Oh and then went and saved some people from the end of the world XD

ParatrooperSimon wrote:Told a girl she looked fine, got her number!

Then when I turned the corner I did that skip thing where I tap both my feet together in mid air and then when I was walking home, did the breakfest club fist in the air thing ;D. Bit OTT ae? But It was in the moment.

I really thought you were going end this with you fell flat on your face. I got all excited but then there was no slapstick

Woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, effectively attempting to hijack my own thread as a social experiment.


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I wish to discuss moments of Dumbassery now.

Earlier I was playing Blood Bowl. I lined up my Orcs in the most Orc-y setup possible, ready to beat the snot out of the little halfling punks in front of me, also leaving my flanks open. I clicked Accept then realized I was receiving with no one in the back field. Halflings scored on me a couple turn later.

Follow suit fellow heathens.

I was flown half way across the country just so I could turn down a job offer.

I'm not sure if that was badass or dumbass.

I went to the dentist today and got a wisdom tooth pulled...

I've been dealing with the toothache for two weeks because I'm afraid of dentists...

Look both badasser and dumbassery

I read Alfndrate's post about his dentist nemesis in the DCM forums LONG before he even decided to post it here.

Hmm Dumbassery now.

Well I broke my foot jumping off a roof on New Years Eve after watching the fire works

My most recent....... I was baking cookies with my daughter, I opened the oven and told her "watch out its REALLY hot in there ok?" And proceeded to pull the fething cookie sheet out with my bare hands. I got about mid stomach when the pain registered and I flung cookies all over the place

My daughter thought it was hilarious and cool, because instead of asking if I was ok, she went for the cookies......kids..

Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.

Easy E wrote:I was flown half way across the country just so I could turn down a job offer.

I'm not sure if that was badass or dumbass.

Both my friend, both

master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.

Two thing:
1. What is this.
2. I don't even.

master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.

Cool story bro, but try and keep the crazy in next time.

master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.

May I suggest therapy? Quickly!
Stop reading, and go now. You don't have any time to spare.....

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.

Two thing:
1. What is this.
2. WTF.

Thats how I felt about it. Damn this month must be KC blocks people month. Im up to 5 already

Easy E wrote:I was flown half way across the country just so I could turn down a job offer.

I'm not sure if that was badass or dumbass.

It depends on where the job was.

KingCracker wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.

Two thing:
1. What is this.
2. WTF.

Thats how I felt about it. Damn this month must be KC blocks people month. Im up to 5 already

It's almost becoming mainstream to get blocked by KC.

Avatar 720 wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.

Two thing:
1. What is this.
2. WTF.

Thats how I felt about it. Damn this month must be KC blocks people month. Im up to 5 already

It's almost becoming mainstream to get blocked by KC.

Really, all the uncool kids are doing it. And lets face it, we'll never run out of people to ignore.

Does getting blocked by KC equal Badass or Dumbass?

The latter.

This morning I was using an electric shaver (one of the kind with interchangeable heads) while going #1, thinking I was saving time. The shaver got stuck in my iron facial hair that grows way too quickly and "bit" me, so I pulled the tip off to clean it, only to have the screen fall into the currently flushing john. Dumbassery at it's finest.

Easy E wrote:Does getting blocked by KC equal Badass or Dumbass?

corpsesarefun wrote:The latter.

Very much so





Cannerus - I did a similar thing once, but I was brushing my teeth while doing that...........and you guessed it, I ended up going out and buying a new toothbrush

Dumbass? I was running late the other morning, and went out the front door at full throttle. I proceeded to slip on a patch of ice outside the front door, and fall on my arse, wrenching my arm at the same time to prevent myself falling down the stairs. I then fell over again about 2 minutes later in front of the rush hour traffic. I was very embarassed!

Scine we are doing dumbass now I got one

I had to park across town due to it being lunch hour and wak to my girls house about a week ago. I get there we go out to lunch blah blah blah, 5 hours later I am getting ready to leave so I put my belt on but forgot my second belt (the one I keep my car keys on). Needless to say I walked all the way across town to get into my car but I do not have my keys.

Johnny-Crass wrote:Scine we are doing dumbass now I got one

I had to park across town due to it being lunch hour and WAK to my girls house about a week ago. I get there we go out to lunch blah blah blah, 5 hours later I am getting ready to leave so I put my belt on but forgot my second belt (the one I keep my car keys on). Needless to say I walked all the way across town to get into my car but I do not have my keys.

How did you not get arrested for indecent exposure?

Not my dumbassary( It's a friends) but here it goes.

My friend decided to break a phone case, but right before he snapped it he said, "This is gonna hurt," and he snapped it and it cut his hand open.

One of my biggest moments of dumbassery must be my 21st party last year going paint balling for the first time, end of the last game of the day I ended up getting knocked out after running into low door frame I couldn't see due to my paint covered goggles. After leaving the hospital with an all clear for my neck and head, I ended my party sleeping in bed while my mates partied without me thanks to the resulting concussion.

Turned out out I had damaged the muscles down the right side of my neck and shoulder when it happened, as well as breaking the gun. Ended up with 2 months of physiotherapy and still get problems to this day. Still had a good day though.

Heh. I have a serious moment of over-manliness. My gardenhose has one of those spray gun attachments on it, and it is stuck there. I was about to poison the yard for fleas with a bottle of poison intended to hook directly onto the hose- which is impossible with mine. I realized, with a little experimentation, that I could still shoot a stream through the poison can, with a moderate amount of backblast. 30 minutes later, the yard was done, and I was soaked in water, and what I can only assume was a modest amount of flea poison. It felt like a really bad cold the next morning, then I returned to normal.