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Asherian Command wrote:

purplefood wrote:Was there supposed to be something there?

yes there was >.>

Still isn't working... for me at any rate.
Unless that's the point...

Avatar 720 wrote:

Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*

I automatically call BS.

What? Thing's can't be on sale at a GW Store

Sarcasm? I'm......confused......

Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*

4 Baneblades

3 Chimeras

3 Leman Russ's

3 Manticores

1 IG starter Box

1 Basilisk.

They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.

Yep nuts for buying at GW lol....

If you bought it on line discount retailer, you would still have enough left over to feed 100 african children

LunaHound wrote:

Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*

4 Baneblades

3 Chimeras

3 Leman Russ's

3 Manticores

1 IG starter Box

1 Basilisk.

They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.

Yep nuts for buying at GW lol....

If you bought it on line discount retailer, you would still have enough left over to feed 100 african children

I just had a image of a child trying to eat a baneblade kit.

Not sure about 'badass', but on Friday I got my first proper job since leaving university, a full-time permanent adult job. I'm thrilled to be out of unemployment which was frankly a horrible experience.

I cut tree branches off with a shovel.

Clotheslined a kid to save his life.

Howard A Treesong wrote:Not sure about 'badass', but on Friday I got my first proper job since leaving university, a full-time permanent adult job. I'm thrilled to be out of unemployment which was frankly a horrible experience.

Congrats! I've got a real, adult job opportunity coming up Wednesday. Nervous as hell :/

Hmmm most recent....

I beat the boys in the deep water retrieval practice.

I finished the "philosophical" component of my dissertation last week.

dogma wrote:I finished the "philosophical" component of my dissertation last week.

That IS bad ass.

I had a twenty minute bare knuckle fist fight with an ex-convict who had convictions for common assault and burglary outside the local bowling alley and I feel less of a man after reading your post.

I was lying though unfortunately, so you beat me hands down.

(Warning, this is a nerdy one)

I got 40 kills in a game of Halo reach infection, the timer ended before I was infected.

Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*

4 Baneblades

3 Chimeras

3 Leman Russ's

3 Manticores

1 IG starter Box

1 Basilisk.

They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.

My back pocket spontaneously combusted when I read this.


I was playing Deus Ex Human Revolutions and I killed everyone in Detroit.

Yesterday, I cleaned out my shed. Killed 4 daddy long legs, 2 huntsmen spiders and 2 redback spiders.

and I have aranaphobia.

I told my girlfriend to make me a sandwich and clean up the place... *I then tightened up to get ready for an ass whooping* then she told me to... "Shut up and make me a sandwich, you know the kind they make at subway which is my faaaaav, AND YOU CLEAN UP THE DAMN PLACE YOU LAZY (badword)" I did, Buuuuuuuut, it was the fact that a grew a pair and tried to get her to do it without losing my nerve and then running away like a little girl... while screaming like a little girl.

Does that count as Badassery????

Doctadeth wrote:Yesterday, I cleaned out my shed. Killed 4 daddy long legs, 2 huntsmen spiders and 2 redback spiders.

and I have aranaphobia.

Help me in Canada xD

I don't remember mine...

So boring...

I chugged 2L of blue heaven flavoured milk and didnt chuck me guts up afterwards. Counts don't it?

How do you guys eat tons of those extremely spicy stuff without expelling it xD

What the feth is blue heaven milk?!

Not recent but definitely one of my funniest.

I used a Jedi mind trick to silence my wife (she was back seat driving).

I held up the palm side of two fingers waved it slowly and calmly said "You will be silent now." in my best Alec Guiness voice.

She was so apoplectic with rage that she could not speak for the rest of the 1 1/2 hour journey.

I am now divorced.

Howard A Treesong wrote:Not sure about 'badass', but on Friday I got my first proper job since leaving university, a full-time permanent adult job. I'm thrilled to be out of unemployment which was frankly a horrible experience.

Congratulations! Hope it goes well, mate.

Johnny-Crass wrote:

LunaHound wrote:

Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*

4 Baneblades

3 Chimeras

3 Leman Russ's

3 Manticores

1 IG starter Box

1 Basilisk.

They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.

Yep nuts for buying at GW lol....

If you bought it on line discount retailer, you would still have enough left over to feed 100 african children

I just had a image of a child trying to eat a baneblade kit.

When my friend berated me for "You used to spend money on pointless black box fake videos games, and now you spend them on worthless toy plastic models? You know how many starving people in Africa you could feed with what you bought?"

I then told him none "You can't eat video games or Models and the model soldiers are so small, I'm just saving the poor African children from choking on them by buying them all up!"

Totalled my car and walked out unscathed. Well bruised a few ribs and got a nice punch in the face from the air bag.

Wouldnt have minded losing my car if it wasnt just bad luck.

Perkustin wrote:Totalled my car and walked out unscathed. Well bruised a few ribs and got a nice punch in the face from the air bag.

Wouldnt have minded losing my car if it wasnt just bad luck.

And the whole "now walking" thing...

Was the last person left on my team in an airsoft war this weekend. I just ran into the woods, with like 7 people chasing after me, out of ammo in all of my guns except my revolver, which still had a full 6 shots. I ran behind a log, and took cover. Everyone was charging or taking a position around me, so I decide to go down fighting, and I took out four of them, missing with only two shots, before I finally took about eleven bbs in the face and chest.


Earlier in the war there was a sniper in a two story trailer house thing, shooting down with a gas sniper rifle. I walk casually out of cover, put him in my revolver's sights, and hit him right between the eyes. I was quite a ways off too. One thing that offset the epicness however was that later on, the same sniper, in the same position, did the exact same thing to me

I bought a new one two days later. Had to move quick to keep my recently renewed Policy.

I now drive like a particularly sheepish Old person. :(

Snrub wrote:I chugged 2L of blue heaven flavoured milk and didnt chuck me guts up afterwards. Counts don't it?

mattyrm wrote:What the feth is blue heaven milk?!

Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that

I posted on Dakka and still don't look like a nerd.

I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.