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I was the frontman for a ska band. Ah the days of playing in a band

corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.

Dammit, I spit my milk out

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KingCracker wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.

Dammit, I spit my milk out

Goddamn tyranosaurus milk!

alarmingrick wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.

Dammit, I spit my milk out

Goddamn tyranosaurus milk!

Tastes good too!

I fell out of the back of a moving pick up truck, no tailgate, ended up with roadrash all up and down my right side. I still got up and walked towards the truck saying that I was fine, rode the rest of the way home in the back. When I got home I took a hot shower and ate dinner.

corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.

I'm assuming you eat coconuts?

mattyrm wrote:What the feth is blue heaven milk?!

KingCracker wrote:Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that

What is Blue heaven you ask? Very hard to describe is what it is...

Blue heaven is traditionally a milkshake flavouring. Very popular in the 50's. Its also good in spiders (which i believe you Americans call "Floats" or "Ice cream soda") and is a good ice cream topping. If you pour some in a glass of milk and stir it in it acts like Nesquik or things of that ilk.
It appears to be, and i wasnt aware of this, predominantly an Australian flavour. Its taste is difficult to describe but the cheaper products have a strong apple taste. Its actaully a good indicator of quality, the more Apple you can taste the lower quality it is. Its a

KC 2L is just over half a gallon. 0.528gallons to be exact. So while not as impressive as a full gallon its not a bad effort i feel. Kept it all down too.

I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!

And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!

I think murdog won the thread and we can all head home now

Johnny-Crass wrote:I think murdog won the thread and we can all head home now

Agreed



Also congratz on the bub.

murdog wrote:I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!

And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!

Congratulations.

Glad all is well.

good luck BTW.

murdog wrote:I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!

And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!

Well Done

corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.

Sexually extinct, eh?

AlmightyWalrus wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.

Sexually extinct, eh?

Science will bring me back someday!

Snrub wrote:

mattyrm wrote:What the feth is blue heaven milk?!

KingCracker wrote:Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that

What is Blue heaven you ask? Very hard to describe is what it is...

Blue heaven is traditionally a milkshake flavouring. Very popular in the 50's. Its also good in spiders (which i believe you Americans call "Floats" or "Ice cream soda") and is a good ice cream topping. If you pour some in a glass of milk and stir it in it acts like Nesquik or things of that ilk.
It appears to be, and i wasnt aware of this, predominantly an Australian flavour. Its taste is difficult to describe but the cheaper products have a strong apple taste. Its actaully a good indicator of quality, the more Apple you can taste the lower quality it is. Its a

KC 2L is just over half a gallon. 0.528gallons to be exact. So while not as impressive as a full gallon its not a bad effort i feel. Kept it all down too.

I've done the gallon before... Your stomach really starts to churn at about 2/3rds of a gallon, so no 2L is not impressive But it's a start. Come young Padawan, we can teach you the ways of the force.


Recent moment of Badassery: I live on a dry campus in a fraternity house (no alcohol is allowed to be consumed by anyone on school property), and while we all know college students will do what college students do, the school has RAs and RDs to police the dorms, making sure we're all being good little Christian boys and girls (go to a private school). I live in a corner of this house near a fire escape, which university staff likes to use to "sneak" into the house (it avoids the front door, and the steps up to the rooms), so they have a better chance of patrolling without being noticed. I had my door open, because my room is hot beyond belief. I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone was outside of my door. I said, "What up?" Turns out it was the director and assistant director of Greek Life (they don't like my fraternity very much...) So I proceeded to have a friendly conversation with them (they're quite the lovely ladies). While they were distracted by my red beard and my stunning conversational skills, two of the small "events" happening in my house were able to go into silent mode. They turned off the lights, the tv/stereo, and no one made a sound for thirty minutes while I talked to them (didn't realize it was this long). They were in a generally good mood just as they left, until one of our new guys (a bit of a dunce) whistled "inappropriately" at them. So they went and had a talk with him about how one should act around women... I single handedly saved my residence hall from being put on Double Secret Probation.

corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.

An 4.5 - 7.9 ton hunter and scavenger with big teeth and bad breath?

murdog wrote:I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!

And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!

Congrats!!!! Good luck and great job!

Snrub wrote:

mattyrm wrote:What the feth is blue heaven milk?!

KingCracker wrote:Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that

What is Blue heaven you ask? Very hard to describe is what it is...

Blue heaven is traditionally a milkshake flavouring. Very popular in the 50's. Its also good in spiders (which i believe you Americans call "Floats" or "Ice cream soda") and is a good ice cream topping. If you pour some in a glass of milk and stir it in it acts like Nesquik or things of that ilk.
It appears to be, and i wasnt aware of this, predominantly an Australian flavour. Its taste is difficult to describe but the cheaper products have a strong apple taste. Its actaully a good indicator of quality, the more Apple you can taste the lower quality it is. Its a

KC 2L is just over half a gallon. 0.528gallons to be exact. So while not as impressive as a full gallon its not a bad effort i feel. Kept it all down too.

Well if its close to a milkshake, then I must say, good job to you. Because those bastards are thick. I applaud you

KingCracker wrote:

Snrub wrote:

mattyrm wrote:What the feth is blue heaven milk?!

KingCracker wrote:Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that

What is Blue heaven you ask? Very hard to describe is what it is...

Blue heaven is traditionally a milkshake flavouring. Very popular in the 50's. Its also good in spiders (which i believe you Americans call "Floats" or "Ice cream soda") and is a good ice cream topping. If you pour some in a glass of milk and stir it in it acts like Nesquik or things of that ilk.
It appears to be, and i wasnt aware of this, predominantly an Australian flavour. Its taste is difficult to describe but the cheaper products have a strong apple taste. Its actaully a good indicator of quality, the more Apple you can taste the lower quality it is. Its a

KC 2L is just over half a gallon. 0.528gallons to be exact. So while not as impressive as a full gallon its not a bad effort i feel. Kept it all down too.

Well if its close to a milkshake, then I must say, good job to you. Because those bastards are thick. I applaud you

Snrub, is this what you're referring to?

If it is, KC Blue Heaven is the blueberry flavor of a brand of flavored milk(s). Think... Strawberry Nesquick in a bottle, etc...

Pre-mixed, ready to drink. It probably is used as a flavoring for milk shakes, but in the powdered form (or perhaps a syrup)


Edit: Further research has led me to this

Got in a verbal fight with the missus and won. And yes I still cant figure out how i won but i know its going to bite me in the arse latter, yet i shall savor my victory while i still can.

(i can safely assume i won cause she came in to bed after saying she was sorry for the fight n such and she didn't mean to get out of wack about it)

Tazz Azrael wrote:Got in a verbal fight with the missus and won. And yes I still cant figure out how i won but i know its going to bite me in the arse latter, yet i shall savor my victory while i still can.

(i can safely assume i won cause she came in to bed after saying she was sorry for the fight n such and she didn't mean to get out of wack about it)

All I can say is:

alarmingrick wrote:

All I can say is:

Rick is wise. Watch your cornhole, Tazz.

Alfndrate wrote:Snrub, is this what you're referring to?

If it is, KC Blue Heaven is the blueberry flavor of a brand of flavored milk(s). Think... Strawberry Nesquick in a bottle, etc...

Pre-mixed, ready to drink. It probably is used as a flavoring for milk shakes, but in the powdered form (or perhaps a syrup)

You are correct sir, I was drinking big M's. But you are wrong about it being Blueberry. Its most certainly the colour of blueberries but it doesn't taste like em.

Alfndrate wrote:Edit: Further research has led me to this

The some of the cheapo stuff. The good stuff is made by a company called Edlyn.


On another note of badassery i watched my cat catch a fly this moring by leaping off the top of our fridge. He caught it in mid air, did what i can only guess was the feline version of a barrel roll and proceeded to bat the thing around until the dog came along and ate it.....

The only badass things Ive personally, physically done, was years ago. BUT while playing Skyrim the other day with my berserker Orc, my weapon was shouted out of my hands by a Draugr Lord, and so I said to hell with that, and proceeded to punch him to death. It was glorious

I felt this was needed again.

Yea pretty much like that

hahaha, yeah. I used to be an adventurer, then a meme circulated, and now "m on the internet.

remilia_scarlet wrote:hahaha, yeah. I used to be an adventurer, then a meme circulated, and now "m on the internet.

XD

Potential moment of badassery: I have an interview for a job today that pays 22 bucks an hour. I must succeed!

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

remilia_scarlet wrote:hahaha, yeah. I used to be an adventurer, then a meme circulated, and now "m on the internet.

XD

Potential moment of badassery: I have an interview for a job today that pays 22 bucks an hour. I must succeed!

For $22 an hour, you better suck something.... !!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck!