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2012/02/06 00:49:27
Subject: Re:Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Alrighty then, since Im not a drinker, Ill come up with the toxic....er...totally safe drink concoctions and you test them out
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2012/02/06 02:00:29
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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You get some chocolate (lets say Dairy Milk since it's probably some of the better stuff out there)
Grate it a bit.
When you have a fair amount of chocolate shavings whack it into a bottle of vodka.
Screw the lid back on tight.
Put it in a dishwasher (somewhere where it won't get damaged) and turn it on with some dirt dishes (so you don't waste water and such)
If it doesn't explode (which it shouldn't to be fair) then the chocolate should have melted into the vodka and you have chocolate vodka!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/02/06 18:39:13
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2012/02/06 02:08:51
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Fixture of Dakka
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purplefood wrote:You get some chocolate #(lets say Dairy Milk since it's probably some of the better stuff out there)
Grate it a bit.
When you have a fair amount of chocolate shavings whack it into a bottle of vodka.
Screw the lid back on tight.
Put it in a dishwasher (somewhere where it won't get damaged) and turn it on with some dirt dishes (so you don't waste water and such)
If it doesn't explode (which it shouldn't to be fair) then the chocolate should have melted into the vodka and you have chocolate vodka!
Does it solidify back after it cools down? Or once it mixes, it stay mixed?
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2012/02/06 02:17:58
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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alarmingrick wrote:purplefood wrote:You get some chocolate #(lets say Dairy Milk since it's probably some of the better stuff out there)
Grate it a bit.
When you have a fair amount of chocolate shavings whack it into a bottle of vodka.
Screw the lid back on tight.
Put it in a dishwasher (somewhere where it won't get damaged) and turn it on with some dirt dishes (so you don't waste water and such)
If it doesn't explode (which it shouldn't to be fair) then the chocolate should have melted into the vodka and you have chocolate vodka!
Does it solidify back after it cools down? Or once it mixes, it stay mixed?
The chocolate should melt down and diffuse/mix into the vodka...
That said i can't quite remember the results of my last attempt too clearly... probably a good reason for that...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2012/02/06 03:01:34
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Fixture of Dakka
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purplefood wrote:You get some chocolate #(lets say Dairy Milk since it's probably some of the better stuff out there)
Grate it a bit.
When you have a fair amount of chocolate shavings whack it into a bottle of vodka.
Screw the lid back on tight.
Put it in a dishwasher (somewhere where it won't get damaged) and turn it on with some dirt dishes (so you don't waste water and such)
If it doesn't explode (which it shouldn't to be fair) then the chocolate should have melted into the vodka and you have chocolate vodka!
Well that just sounds bloody great. Gonna have to try it. Could one manually melt the chocolate and then add it to the vodka? I don have a dishwasher so an alternate method is required.
Back on topic. More a moment of personal badassery, but i ran almost a full km today on my morning run. Maybe not so impressive in the wider community of fitness but for me a bit of an accomplishment because im so very unfit.
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2012/02/06 03:26:45
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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I bet you could put the bottle in near boiling water to have it melt
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2012/02/06 07:05:45
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Fixture of Dakka
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So, I tried to leave my current job the other day (I have other offers). Within an hour I'm getting told that I need to come back in the morning and talk it over. I'm now getting promoted in a week. I pull a glorified walk out and get promoted for it. I'm not sure if it's badassery or my real-life Bard skills kicking in, but either way, WHOO! Still waiting on the big job though.
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2012/02/06 07:18:04
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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corpsesarefun wrote:That would be absolutely vile
I'm so trying it.
Do the British Isles know of Everclear?
Or, more appropriately, 190 proof grain alcohol?
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2012/02/06 08:26:13
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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This is not realy badass but I went in to where my ex works yesterday and had a long talk with her manager (she works at a clothing shop). Turns out my knowledge of retail, their location and superior people skills just stole my exs job. I am pleased as punch
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2012/02/06 09:52:09
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Fixture of Dakka
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:So, I tried to leave my current job the other day (I have other offers). Within an hour I'm getting told that I need to come back in the morning and talk it over. I'm now getting promoted in a week. I pull a glorified walk out and get promoted for it. I'm not sure if it's badassery or my real-life Bard skills kicking in, but either way, WHOO! Still waiting on the big job though.
Like a boss. 
Johnny-Crass wrote:This is not realy badass but I went in to where my ex works yesterday and had a long talk with her manager (she works at a clothing shop). Turns out my knowledge of retail, their location and superior people skills just stole my exs job. I am pleased as punch
Does your ex know you've just sniped your job? If so, what does she think of the whole sitch? Cant well imagine shes pleased.
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2012/02/06 18:26:20
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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dogma wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:That would be absolutely vile
I'm so trying it.
Do the British Isles know of Everclear?
Or, more appropriately, 190 proof grain alcohol?
We use % by volume rather than proof.
I'm pretty sure there is 95% vodka around here somewhere.
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2012/02/06 18:27:57
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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corpsesarefun wrote:dogma wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:That would be absolutely vile
I'm so trying it.
Do the British Isles know of Everclear?
Or, more appropriately, 190 proof grain alcohol?
We use % by volume rather than proof.
I'm pretty sure there is 95% vodka around here somewhere.
There is...
My dad calls it Holy Water...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2012/02/06 18:36:35
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:dogma wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:That would be absolutely vile
I'm so trying it.
Do the British Isles know of Everclear?
Or, more appropriately, 190 proof grain alcohol?
We use % by volume rather than proof.
I'm pretty sure there is 95% vodka around here somewhere.
There is...
My dad calls it Holy Water...
I'm more partial to calling it "Can I have your stuff when your liver fails?"
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2012/02/06 18:38:56
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Avatar 720 wrote:purplefood wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:dogma wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:That would be absolutely vile
I'm so trying it.
Do the British Isles know of Everclear?
Or, more appropriately, 190 proof grain alcohol?
We use % by volume rather than proof.
I'm pretty sure there is 95% vodka around here somewhere.
There is...
My dad calls it Holy Water...
I'm more partial to calling it "Can I have your stuff when your liver fails?"
I'd call it that but my dad doesn't have anything...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2012/02/07 00:10:47
Subject: Re:Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Then buy him things, and then call it that
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2012/02/07 00:12:56
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Getting some work experience at a local IT business at which I will learn a shed load of stuff and possibly end up with a full time job.
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Ever thought 40k would be a lot better with bears?
Codex: Bears.
NOW WITH MR BIGGLES AND HIS AMAZING FLYING CONTRAPTION |
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2012/02/07 02:25:29
Subject: Re:Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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KingCracker wrote:Alrighty then, since Im not a drinker, Ill come up with the toxic....er...totally safe drink concoctions and you test them out
I once drank a double Courvoisier with a pickled onion in it. Also, double Aftershock, double Goldschlager, double vodka, topped up with Guinness, then downed in one.
That was a rough night. It was my birthday.
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2012/02/07 02:31:33
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!
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 Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment  
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2012/02/07 02:36:07
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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dajobe wrote:I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!
Woah! That's, like, the IT version of firing an Uzi at a tiger whilst riding a motorbike!
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2012/02/07 03:49:51
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Fixture of Dakka
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Albatross wrote:dajobe wrote:I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!
Woah! That's, like, the IT version of firing an Uzi at a tiger whilst riding a motorbike!
Ah, but I think you forgot "While completely drunk and naked"?
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2012/02/07 03:52:18
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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alarmingrick wrote:Albatross wrote:dajobe wrote:I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!
Woah! That's, like, the IT version of firing an Uzi at a tiger whilst riding a motorbike!
Ah, but I think you forgot "While completely drunk and naked"?
True, because no sane or sober human would take such a risk!
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Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2012/02/07 03:52:53
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
The oceans of the world
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dajobe wrote:I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!
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2012/02/07 03:58:23
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Got a $1.0Bn deal approved. feth yea!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/02/07 04:03:09
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Fixture of Dakka
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Frazzled wrote:Got a $1.0Bn deal approved. feth yea!
Drinks are on you.... 
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2012/02/07 04:06:16
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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And I'm drinking 'em!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/02/07 04:17:17
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Great White wrote:dajobe wrote:I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!
lol, love the pic!
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Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2012/02/07 04:23:17
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
The oceans of the world
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dajobe wrote:Great White wrote:dajobe wrote:I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!
lol, love the pic!
Your Welcome 
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2012/02/07 05:45:27
Subject: Re:Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Brutal Black Orc
The Empire State
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Told my friends I'm to cool to smoke pot.
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2012/02/07 08:20:59
Subject: Re:Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Fixture of Dakka
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Piston Honda wrote:Told my friends I'm to cool to smoke pot.
Was that before or after you got stoned? 
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2012/02/07 08:26:28
Subject: Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery
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Lady of the Lake
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Could have also been during.
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