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Perkustin wrote:This only really applies in Scotland but i really dislike it when people use the word F***in' as punctuation or just excessively in speech. You'd be surprised the age range this applies to in Scotland, i've spoken to pensioners that do it.

Never
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We are worse than the Scottish in that respect as 'F***in and B***ard are universal utility words over here, they fulfill our verb, noun and punctuation requirements.

Saw the OP title and was like "This OP wants to be George Carlin but I bet he will not even come close to being as funny as Carlins hang-nail"


Turns out ole Johnny was right

People with longboards. I'll just leave it there before I get banned.

yellowfever wrote:I hate this child empowerment going on. I hear kids telling there parents you can't spank me cause its against the law. That's why so many kids are bad now. I also work on the border but ill leave that alone. I don't have the time right now to comment on that.

Did- did you just defend child abuse?

Nothing wrong with disciplining children, beating them is wrong. There is a difference, a smack to the hand or backside worked for me when I was young, why I hardly ever got in trouble.

Anyway back on topic, new hate for me, when I go to take a shot on the NHL games and opposing time poke checks the puck away from me as I am taking the shot.

Johnny-Crass wrote:Saw the OP title and was like "This OP wants to be George Carlin but I bet he will not even come close to being as funny as Carlins hang-nail"


Turns out ole Johnny was right

I wasn't trying to be funny. I was just ranting. I apologize if you didn't understand/read my post.

I started to make a list, and then I realized that most of my list could be condensed into a single word: People.

Slow moving people make me want to smack them in the back of the head.

You really like hitting people, don't you?

Misspelling Blap.

I mean, the word is in front of you, it's only 4 letters long.

Misspelling Blap on purpose.

I don't hate anything as hate takes up to much energy, but generally people, eurgh how can they generally be so benign and self centred. People individually are okay, but it's when they get together or are just generally stupid.
Which is why when I get my game together I'm going to campaign to have idiots shot just so that stops them polluting the world with their idiocy, although the downside is I am going to have to shoot myself for the very same crime.

Also why no haters gonna hate picture yet?

Perkustin wrote:
A less personal thing:

This only really applies in Scotland but i really dislike it when people use the word F***in' as punctuation or just excessively in speech. You'd be surprised the age range this applies to in Scotland, i've spoken to pensioners that do it.

Ah yes this,

My dad told the way to stop it is basically do the same back and apparently they get shocked by it, at least when it comes from a doctor

liquidjoshi wrote:You really like hitting people, don't you?

I don't know, I restrain myself quite well, very rarely physically lash out, as in seriously, the last time was 6 years ago. I like sports like ice hockey, Bruins, and UFC so who knows. Do have a bit of a temper as well.

Something else I hate is people leaving messages on facebook telling significant other I love you. Its not the place and I don't like seeing it on me feed, then they get all mad when you leave a comment that isn't some other sop fest. Keep it private people! Just like with over enthusiastic PDAs.

As said earlier, Facebook is a blight on humanity.

I don't normally mind FB its these personal love messages that annoys me. I get fed up of seeing it several times a week from friends and my sister telling their boy/girlfriends how much they love them. That and adverts that interrupt me, they are spreading like the plague, FB, youtube and all sorts.

Azza007 wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:You really like hitting people, don't you?

Just like with over enthusiastic PDAs.

That would be PD'sA

I hate pedantic people who correct grammer on the internet. I hate myself

treadhead1944 wrote:

Azza007 wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:You really like hitting people, don't you?

Just like with over enthusiastic PDAs.

That would be PD'sA

I hate pedantic people who correct grammer on the internet. I hate myself

Purplefood say it's *grammar.

MrDwhitey wrote:

treadhead1944 wrote:

Azza007 wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:You really like hitting people, don't you?

Just like with over enthusiastic PDAs.

That would be PD'sA

I hate pedantic people who correct grammer on the internet. I hate myself

Purplefood say it's *grammar.

It's *says

I copied and pasted what I was given.

New hate:
Conspiracy theorists...

I hate you all.

Not really





Okay, yeah I do. Or do I? I don't know anymore!!

I hate not knowing.

I also hate when people decide to cancel without telling me. I don't care if you don't want to do stuff, but tell me if you're not going to turn up so I don't waste my day waiting

The human race. All of us. Every last human being on the planet gets my utter and complete loathing.

Except for the people I arbitrarily decide I like, such as myself, and people like my friends, (some of) my family, you guys, and so on. I don't hate any specific people (well, that's not true, but...), but I do generally despise humanity.

EDIT: "PD'sA". Dakka's lovely auto-deacronymiser determines this to be "Power Dice, Sweeping Advance". lmao

Frozen Ocean wrote:The human race. All of us.

All of you, you mean
Or perhaps all of them... I don't think anyone on Dakka remains entirely human; the Dakka mind links us all...

An ongoing source of irritation for me is the small cuts that tend to appear on my hands and fingers, yet I'm never actually aware of them being inflicted in the first place.

The cuts could just be dry skin cracking.

I hate that unhealthy food isn't healthy.

Azza007 wrote:The cuts could just be dry skin cracking.

I hate that unhealthy food isn't healthy.

Sometimes it is dry skin, but those tend to be a bit different to the random cuts, which are more like paper cuts.
Apparently the body doesn't bother administering pain relief for tiny cuts, so they're often more noticeable and annoying than a larger wound!

liquidjoshi wrote:
All of you, you mean

I'm human, unfortunately. I'm still a narcissist, though. Hooray for hypocrisy!

I hate that you can't buy Doritos by the ton(ne)