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I'm in a bad mood now and I feel like obsessing over the negative and neglecting the positive. Here is a list of stupid, trivial stuff that I hate. If people want, they can add in things they hate or they can defend the things that I hate that they like.

1. I have this little weird hand gesture thing I do unconsciously, where I silently drum my fingers. When people imitate it, I want to punch their smelly faces in until they look like an eggplant.
2. Live action comedic sketches on TV. Errrrrrrrgh. If you have the resources to make everything scripted, well filmed and high quality, you should do it. You shouldn't just go through with a stupid, live action gimmick.
3. Facebook; I'm not gunna sell my privacy just so that I can be annoyed by obnoxious internet people I've never had a real conversation with in real life.
4. This one girl I know who is always flipping between hating and adoring me. It gets so annoying and tiring. At first I thought she was just trying to get my attention, but now I'm pretty sure she's bipolar or some gak.
5. Grainy, repetitive gifs in people's sigs and avatars that play until your eyes bleed.
6. Cold french fries.
7. Emo haircuts (they cause lazy eye, which is karma).
8. Internet Explorer.
9. That time I accidentally cut my wrist, leaving a pretty bad scar. Everyone treated me like a suicidal nutjob for a few weeks.
10. People who exit your room, but leave the door open.
11. People who knock while coming inside.
12. People who knock after coming inside.
13. People who don't knock.
14. Those hipsters who wear thick rimmed glasses despite not needing them.
15. Anyone who is not a noire detective or an archaeologist or a gangster that wears a fedora.
16. Those smelly hippy women who wear really expensive sun dresses but never shower and have filthy, all natural dreadlocks. Maybe they're just in the city I'm in, but they're like a plague. Damn smelly hippies.
17. Pencil thin mustaches.
18. Neckbeards.
19. People who, when they start losing a debate, say some variation of "U MAD".
20. Gramar Nazis who always ruined good Engliuh yes?
21. When your Internet Connection goes down when you're in the middle of a big ole research project.
22. Old people who always complain, and at the same get angry at young people for complaining. "When I was your age, I had to walk uphill both ways in -30 degree weather without so much as sleeves and you don't see me complaining! Now up my morphine dosage, my leg hurts."
23. Mullets.
24. Reverse mullets (WTF).
25. Angsty teenagers who post pictures of swastikas on Facebook to get attention (very, very specific group that I hate).
26. When people don't think "The Big Lebowski" is funny.
27. "Arrow to the Knee" jokes.
28. Groups that claim to be "protecting the rights of white men".
29. People who can only view things in black and white.
30. People who can only view things in gray and grey.
31. When people have Confederate flags because they "support state's rights." That's like wearing a swastika because you like Volkswagens. It's fething stupid.
32. Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
33. Robocop 2 & 3.
34. Snakes on a Train
35. Three Backyards

That's all I have for now. Discuss.

People who go into a room where people are obviously studying, And yell, play movies and just be obnoxious. I can understand Card games or chit-chat. But dang guys. This room is dimly lit, fulll of couches and such for a reason. you are meant to be quiet and relax,.

How do you have number 25 and number 3? Surely if you hate facebook why would you be on there looking at pictures?

dæl wrote:How do you have number 25 and number 3? Surely if you hate facebook why would you be on there looking at pictures?

I see them on reddit, memebase, failblog and other obnoxious websites that I'm not sure why I go to.

- Group projects. The one I'm doing right now in geometry literally makes me want to put my face through a wall.
- Speeches. People always tell me I have an amazing speaking voice, but they make me really frickin nervous.

LoneLictor wrote:
9. That time I accidentally cut my wrist, leaving a pretty bad scar. Everyone treated me like a suicidal nutjob for a few weeks.

My dad had a cat the loved to scratch the back of my hand. One day in class the teacher looks at my hand, grabs it, talks to me quietly and asks where they come from.
I told her that cat but i'm not sure she believed me

LoneLictor wrote:

dæl wrote:How do you have number 25 and number 3? Surely if you hate facebook why would you be on there looking at pictures?

I see them on reddit, memebase, failblog and other obnoxious websites that I'm not sure why I go to.

cool cool.

In other news, I sometimes hate myself for being a pedant

Coolyo294 wrote:- Group projects. The one I'm doing right now in geometry literally makes me want to put my face through a wall.
- Speeches. People always tell me I have an amazing speaking voice, but they make me really frickin nervous.

Oh my god yes. Group projects are hell.

People that get so worked up over things, life is short... enjoy it and calm the feth down.

Corpsesarefun wrote:People that get so worked up over things, life is short... enjoy it and calm the feth down.

Tell someone you love them, because life is short.
Shout it at them in German, because life is confusing and terrifying as well...

Corpsesarefun wrote:People that get so worked up over things, life is short... enjoy it and calm the feth down.

You're a hypocrite (complaining about people complaining). But you have the right to be that way, just as I have the right to be a negative nellie/debbie downer.

Someone missed the joke

Corpsesarefun wrote:Someone missed the joke

That joke was much too subtle for me. Lolz.

I see what you mean about the Big Lebowski thing.... I mean, seriously... the Dude abides man!


People who put wheels on their vehicles that are so large they have to raise them to fit the stupid things underneath... Especially when they then complain about ride quality.

People who lower Trucks to put smaller tires on their chrome wheels... if it has four wheel drive, it was not meant to be a fething lowrider!!

Camo paint on civilian vehicles... This is especially true on vehicles that are on military bases most of the time, and are NOT company vehicles.

The horrible people who ride crotch rockets and think that the road is their private track to race about on.

People who throw things at me whilst riding my bicycle, especially if they appear on the heavier end of 300 pounds.

On the vein of bicycling, I hate city planners who thought putting storm drains in with the grating going with the flow of traffic was a good fething idea.. Its a huge reason I don't upgrade my wheels, as I don't want to ruin a 4-500 dollar investment by hitting one that I didn't see in time.






Did I do this right?

purplefood wrote:

Corpsesarefun wrote:People that get so worked up over things, life is short... enjoy it and calm the feth down.

Tell someone you love them, because life is short.
Shout it at them in German, because life is confusing and terrifying as well...

I hate when people on forums (fora? I never know) make me laugh so hard that i fall out of my chair.

I also hate my left arm for being constantly in pain, never doing what I tell it to do, and making me drop stuff.

treadhead1944 wrote:I also hate my left arm for being constantly in pain, never doing what I tell it to do, and making me drop stuff.

Give it a break and try your right next time; I assure you that it'll feel a lot more natural after the first 5 or so minutes

I dislike a lot of things, and if I were to list them (or even a small amount of them) then you'd have all died of old age by the time I finish, which is another annoyance: people dying of old age whilst i'm moaning at them by using a list of things that annoy me.

Behave yourself Avatar.

Avatar 720 wrote:

treadhead1944 wrote:I also hate my left arm for being constantly in pain, never doing what I tell it to do, and making me drop stuff.

Give it a break and try your right next time; I assure you that it'll feel a lot more natural after the first 5 or so minutes

I dislike a lot of things, and if I were to list them (or even a small amount of them) then you'd have all died of old age by the time I finish, which is another annoyance: people dying of old age whilst i'm moaning at them by using a list of things that annoy me.

I can't tell if you're joking like Corpsesarefun or if you're actually complaining about complaining.

I'm not complaining about complaining; I love complaining, it's one of my favourite past-times.

The last bit was a bit of a joke though, since it's extremely difficult for everyone you moan at to die of old age whilst you're moaning at them unless you happen to like moaning at old people in a rest home.

I agree with you about Robocop 3, although number 2 had a certain charm to it.

I would add 'people who wear shorts and flip-flops outside the moment the temperature rises above zero' to that list.

Finally, what is a reverse mullet? It sounds amazing!

Avatar 720 wrote:Give it a break and try your right next time; I assure you that it'll feel a lot more natural after the first 5 or so minutes

I dislike a lot of things, and if I were to list them (or even a small amount of them) then you'd have all died of old age by the time I finish, which is another annoyance: people dying of old age whilst i'm moaning at them by using a list of things that annoy me.

Would that it was that easy...

What else annoys me? When people die of old age while people I know from forums whinge at them about things that annoy them.

people who hate things for no good/ any reason
people bitching on forums about army X being OP
people who think yelling "warhammer" in a corador consititutes as a joke
people who write bitchy statues on facebook and end them with a : )
people who write statues about how they'll be turning their lives around
grammar nazis (seriously, do you people have nothing better to do than pick people up on their grammar)
annoying children in my LGS
people who say "YOLO"
hate threads (ironically)
people who take trivial things too seriously
people who use the same "burn it with fire" or "heresy" joke to describe an idea they dont like
duck faces
people who add extra letters to statues (likeee thissss)
emos who write comments about how unique they are (by dressing like all their other emo friends)
people who flip over seeing boobs on a model
people who spell words xX~1ik3 th15~Xx
when people quote someones post when they are the first to leave a reply
people who quote images over and over again
people who use words like "dench" and "boxed"
when part of an annoying song gets stuck in your head
people who add a kiss to each status


thats abput it for now.....also this song is really appropreate:

lyrics are NSFW

1. People
2. Cancer

the fact that missing people you've lost never really goes away.

You guys all forgot something!

treadhead1944 wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:Give it a break and try your right next time; I assure you that it'll feel a lot more natural after the first 5 or so minutes

I dislike a lot of things, and if I were to list them (or even a small amount of them) then you'd have all died of old age by the time I finish, which is another annoyance: people dying of old age whilst i'm moaning at them by using a list of things that annoy me.

Would that it was that easy...

*Isn't quite sure if treadhead got the subtle hint at masturbation*

If I say anything, and it doesn't quite fit the topic or it isn't a direct and easily visible joke, then always assume it's an in-your-endo-o.

rubiksnoob wrote:You guys all forgot something!

If you hear a rolling sounds, almost like the sound of a thousand wiener dogs quietly sneaking up to pee in all your shoes for that, don't pay it any attention.

Avatar 720 wrote:

treadhead1944 wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:Give it a break and try your right next time; I assure you that it'll feel a lot more natural after the first 5 or so minutes

I dislike a lot of things, and if I were to list them (or even a small amount of them) then you'd have all died of old age by the time I finish, which is another annoyance: people dying of old age whilst i'm moaning at them by using a list of things that annoy me.

Would that it was that easy...

*Isn't quite sure if treadhead got the subtle hint at masturbation*

If I say anything, and it doesn't quite fit the topic or it isn't a direct and easily visible joke, then always assume it's an in-your-endo-o.

I did, but I have to buy my right hand dinner first, thus would that it was that easy.

my paralized left big toe. Mostly cause I don't know how I got it (possibly football...)

When people call soccer football if you're in north America (its called soccer dammit!)

When people defend themselves using jokes

When I get tired of complaining.

When I run out of things to complain.

When I make bad jokes that are similiar to ones posted above.

When I don't make people laugh by re-inventing a joke.

When I kill a joke

When I smell bad and people say its weed (I didn't even get high that day D: )

So yeah, that's all that makes me mad. well that I felt like posting. Okay there's more.

treadhead1944 wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

treadhead1944 wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:Give it a break and try your right next time; I assure you that it'll feel a lot more natural after the first 5 or so minutes

I dislike a lot of things, and if I were to list them (or even a small amount of them) then you'd have all died of old age by the time I finish, which is another annoyance: people dying of old age whilst i'm moaning at them by using a list of things that annoy me.

Would that it was that easy...

*Isn't quite sure if treadhead got the subtle hint at masturbation*

If I say anything, and it doesn't quite fit the topic or it isn't a direct and easily visible joke, then always assume it's an in-your-endo-o.

I did, but I have to buy my right hand dinner first, thus would that it was that easy.

Chloroform all the way man, after that just keep it on a leash.

Avatar 720 wrote:

treadhead1944 wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

treadhead1944 wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:Give it a break and try your right next time; I assure you that it'll feel a lot more natural after the first 5 or so minutes

I dislike a lot of things, and if I were to list them (or even a small amount of them) then you'd have all died of old age by the time I finish, which is another annoyance: people dying of old age whilst i'm moaning at them by using a list of things that annoy me.

Would that it was that easy...

*Isn't quite sure if treadhead got the subtle hint at masturbation*

If I say anything, and it doesn't quite fit the topic or it isn't a direct and easily visible joke, then always assume it's an in-your-endo-o.

I did, but I have to buy my right hand dinner first, thus would that it was that easy.

Chloroform all the way man, after that just keep it on a leash.

I didn't think you were into that kinda stuff, Avatar, but whatever floats your boat I guess.