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It also appears i'm into dragging thread horrifically off course... Might need a slight adjustment back to the original topic.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
I hate when people hate on my Fedora.
I hate it when people say "Can you go do something for me? Please and Thank you!" The Please implies your asking, the Thank you Implies I'm just supposed to do it. So no.
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
Igloo wrote:When people use the word dank (actually means wet and mildew-y) as a good thing?!?! Where did that come from?
I believe it may come from weed.
As many other things do.
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Slarg232 wrote:I hate when people hate on my Fedora. I hate it when people say "Can you go do something for me? Please and Thank you!" The Please implies your asking, the Thank you Implies I'm just supposed to do it. So no.
Can you please stop wearing fedoras? Please and thank you!
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Slarg232 wrote:I hate when people hate on my Fedora.
I hate it when people say "Can you go do something for me? Please and Thank you!" The Please implies your asking, the Thank you Implies I'm just supposed to do it. So no.
Can you please stop wearing fedoras? Please and thank you!
So there :p
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
-People who talk in movie theaters
-hipsters
-Emos
-People who think they are vampires or pretend to be.
-99% of today's music
-Country Music
-PETA
-Boston Sports fans
-People who hold opinions as facts or the opinions and reviews of a journalist as facts. (I don't care what the people at MetaCritic say, if I think your new game of the month sucks, I think it sucks, personal opinion, that's it).
-People who try to shush me at sports games.
-People who think soccer is better than football because it is more popular world wide.
-Calling wrestling Fake
-Video Game Fan boys (shut up, please)
-Apple fan boys (As much as I love my iPods and think their products are the shiznit, I'm willing to give that all up to see Apple go belly up so I don't have to hear their superiority complex anymore.)
-The fat girl at Kmart for calling me uncool and slowed for not knowing who the Johan brothers were.
-Thanking god for what science and doctors helped you with.
-Telemarketers
-Religious people who come to my door and tell me I need to put clothes on in my own house.
-Cost of health insurance.
-Time Warner internet service for false advertisement. This is not high speed and great for gaming you lying jerks.
-Those people on internet forums who think people who should be shot because they have a different opinion.
-Listening to politicians as if they cared about us poor slobs
-Having to constantly shave
All in all, my first world problems are no biggie.
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
I hate so much gak I wouldnt even bother with a list.
Good news too, the list will get longer as you get older.
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
Delays in US and UK shows being shown in Australia, up to several months behind...
There is a reason Oz accounts for 10% of the world's torrenting.
Having to wait for the next Dr Who series (as everyone has to) it is becoming progressively more and more awesome each year and the delay is fist shakingly annoying.
2025: Games Played:8/Models Bought:162/Sold:169/Painted:129
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2016-19: Games Played:369/Models Bought:772/Sold:378/ Painted:268
2012-15: Games Played:412/Models Bought: 1163/Sold:730/Painted:436
I hate...: The fact that when I say "I hate X" or something along those lines, I will have to be a hypocrite and do X for some unavoidable reason. Those self righteous douchebags in my 6th form that think they own the place, it's literally 5% of the 6th form, but damn are they thick. I wonder how they even got the 5 A-Cs required. Speaking of schools... I hate how crappy mine is logistically, literally information is weeks behind when we need it. I hate people who complain about cheesy armies, we all hate the same option as to which we buy. The fact that EVERYTHING costs ridiculous amounts of money to do. The fact that one of the exam boards for my A-levels seems to actively try to make students fail the course. Black Veil Brides. Eurgh. And, occasionally, life itself. But oh well.
And for the record, I actually like the rickroll song.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
People who put emotes D: (: ): it should be :( People who only listen to limited genres of music The economy Not having a job When my GM cancels our gaming sessions
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FM Ninja 048 wrote:People who put emotes D: (: ): it should be :( People who only listen to limited genres of music The economy Not having a job When my GM cancels our gaming sessions
D : is an extreme : ( as : D is an extreme : ), there is no way of making that sort of mortified face with the eyes on the left.
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Oh, and dubstep. It sounds like someone fethed the mix, and everyone took it seriously and though it was being ironic, so the trend continued until it became a real thing. I mean, I've never had a brain aneurism, but if I did, I'd imagine that's how it sounds.
Avatar 720 wrote:Give it a break and try your right next time; I assure you that it'll feel a lot more natural after the first 5 or so minutes
I dislike a lot of things, and if I were to list them (or even a small amount of them) then you'd have all died of old age by the time I finish, which is another annoyance: people dying of old age whilst i'm moaning at them by using a list of things that annoy me.
Would that it was that easy...
*Isn't quite sure if treadhead got the subtle hint at masturbation*
If I say anything, and it doesn't quite fit the topic or it isn't a direct and easily visible joke, then always assume it's an in-your-endo-o.
I did, but I have to buy my right hand dinner first, thus would that it was that easy.
Chloroform all the way man, after that just keep it on a leash.
I hate when people put a rag in my face and ask me if it smells like chloroform.
1.People from Oslo & generaly the souther parts of Norway
2. Sunburns
3. Tourists
4. Commercials
5. Spain
6. Fastfood
7. All but a few of my regular customers, why yes I do hate your self tanning face
8. My kinfolk
I hate people in general (I like specific people, but the human race in general isn't worthy of my 'like')
I hate racists
I hate homophobes
I hate stupidity
I hate people who get licenses who don't deserve them (I drive for a living and see lots of idiots behind the wheel)
I hate people who give decent Christians a bad name (West Burroughs Baptist Church and anyone like them)
I'll update later with more when my head gets back to normal after I recover from my work trip.
Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind.
timetowaste85 wrote:(I like specific people, but the human race in general isn't worthy of my 'like')
Join the club.
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
I hate people who ignore everything I say and pity me because I'd rather do something constructive than watch things like Babestation and become more friendly with my right hand. I HATE THEM SO MUCH!
BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
Curl monkeys
Mainstream rap
Hipsters
Disney
Obsessive sports fans
Politicians
The government
Steve Carrel
The fact weed isn't legal
The fact steroids aren't legal
Gangsta rap
Emo
Furries
Vampire/werewolf wannabes
BlapBlapBlap
People who back away and tell me to go away when I have my Insulin in case they get AIDS. Hahaha, using a serious medical problem as the butt of your jokes.
Racists
10, 11, 12, 13, 14 and 15 Year olds who play CoD The same age range that play Battlefield.
BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
Pretty much anyone on CoD that uses the microphone. The CoD community in general.
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
