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liquidjoshi wrote:Pretty much anyone on CoD that uses the microphone. The CoD community in general.

+1

Just a sample:

When people Get something wrong on purpose so as not to seem nerdy, also when i find myself doing it.

Any food in a 'countable' quantity. I am okay with say sausages (because you can cut the sauasge into your own subdivisions) but Scampi or Chicken nuggets? Nae chance. Within a second i will have counted them and all enjoyment will be lost.

Close talkers. Larry David first pointed out the phenomenom in Seinfeld but some people do it. Is it to seem threatening? I dunno i just dont like it.

I hate:
Hangovers
Stomach Aches
Atheists that push their hatred of religion in my face
Religious zealots that push their religion on everyone
The idiots that run our country
Many people's lack of hygiene
Many people's lack of basic manners
Rules lawyers who suck at being rules lawyers
My laundry room
Lots of stuff
People
Things

Paperwork,
Job Centres,
Unemployment,
Being broke,
Health problems,
Idiots,
Slow moving people,
Thugs and many, many other things.

1. Obnoxious teenagers.
2. people that think its cool to have an obscure relegion.
3. Exams
4. People
5. CoD fans.

Just to name a few.

MrDwhitey wrote:I hate.

Therefore I am?

Also:

People (my school chaplain) who try to force religion down my throat using cyclical arguments and hypocrisy, I don't care if you have a religion, but I do care if you try to ram it down my throat.

People (my school fellows) who try to insist that anyone who has religion is obviously less intelligent than them, and make a point of insulting anyone that mentions their religion in front of them. I don't care if you don't have a religion, but I do care if you go around needlessly insulting people.

People (Head of house) who think that because they're "cool" and "edgy" that they can go around etching penises and "F*** the system" onto the coffee table in the dayhouse, which I then have to clear up because I'm in charge of the dayhouse.

People who insist that music they haven't heard of is superfluous because they have all the music they need.

People who find it necessary to call me childish for playing on pokemon. I suppose you're really cool and mature for playing on Call Of Duty with loads of 13 year olds then?
The fact that I can't take my physics exam for another 3 weeks.

People who insist that music that isn't "Their" genre is awful.
carrying on from that, people who insist that any music that has electronic elements can be made by anyone with a computer in half an hour.

People who insist that because they can get a 1:32/500m split on an ergo for one stroke means that they would be able to start rowing and make the 1st VIII within a month, but they won't because fives is a better sport.

Goliath wrote:

People who insist that because they can get a 1:32/500m split on an ergo for one stroke means that they would be able to start rowing and make the 1st VIII within a month, but they won't because fives is a better sport.

I hate knowing that someone is talking about a sport, but having no idea what sport it is beyond some vague name of "rowing"

Ensis Ferrae wrote:

Goliath wrote:

People who insist that because they can get a 1:32/500m split on an ergo for one stroke means that they would be able to start rowing and make the 1st VIII within a month, but they won't because fives is a better sport.

I hate knowing that someone is talking about a sport, but having no idea what sport it is beyond some vague name of "rowing"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowing_(sport)

MrDwhitey wrote:I hate.

Your only emotion is Malice...

9. That time I accidentally cut my wrist, leaving a pretty bad scar. Everyone treated me like a suicidal nutjob for a few weeks.

I fell in a trash can full of glass when I was little, and still have the scar from it ( almost lost my hand ) and people still today notice it and ask me if I cut myself

Alexzandvar wrote:

9. That time I accidentally cut my wrist, leaving a pretty bad scar. Everyone treated me like a suicidal nutjob for a few weeks.

I fell in a trash can full of glass when I was little, and still have the scar from it ( almost lost my hand ) and people still today notice it and ask me if I cut myself

I cut myself all the time. Stupid hobby knife slipping from the sprues...

Oh, I found one more thing I hate: Will Ferrell.
And Ke$ha-bitch needs to jump in front of a train. I've heard 6th graders singing about brushing their teeth with JD, getting stoned, getting laid and everything else. Ke$ha can die in a fire. Stupid
Hate FOX studios-idiots tried to make Deadpool in a movie and made Ryan Reynolds into horse dung. They crapped on my favorite actor and my favorite comic book character. Somebody dies tonight

Incidentally, I just got back from a work trip, worked from 5:30am->3am one day, 2pm->2am the next, and 6am->3am the next. I pretty much hate everything and everyone at the moment. Expect me to feel better some time next week.

I hate hate-haters.
Stop hating on my hatred!

I would like to add people who smell of cheese: it is just disgusting and the smell lingers for days. Willfully unhygienic people in general are loathsome and there should be laws against it.

RossDas wrote:I would like to add people who smell of cheese: it is just disgusting and the smell lingers for days. Willfully unhygienic people in general are loathsome and there should be laws against it.

The sweat behind my ears smells like parmesan cheese. I'm not sure why this is.

I don't stink up the room or anything. It's just...odd.

My sweat smells of onions.

I feel French

Ensis Ferrae wrote:I see what you mean about the Big Lebowski thing.... I mean, seriously... the Dude abides
?

Claiming to like the Big Lebowski is sort of "hipster" itself.
Just saying...

I also hate that more Minecraft is played in my more regular club than actual 40k.

CT GAMER wrote:

Ensis Ferrae wrote:I see what you mean about the Big Lebowski thing.... I mean, seriously... the Dude abides
?

Claiming to like the Big Lebowski is sort of "hipster" itself.
Just saying...

Liking something obscure doesn't make you a hipster.

Liking something because its obscure makes you a hipster.

I can like the Big Lebowski for its brilliant humor without being a hipster.

LoneLictor wrote:

CT GAMER wrote:

Ensis Ferrae wrote:I see what you mean about the Big Lebowski thing.... I mean, seriously... the Dude abides
?

Claiming to like the Big Lebowski is sort of "hipster" itself.
Just saying...

Liking something obscure doesn't make you a hipster.

Liking something because its obscure makes you a hipster.

I can like the Big Lebowski for its brilliant humor without being a hipster.

And people might like any number of things you listed for similarly pure and legitimate reasons without being hipsters, emo, or any of the other labels you so casually tossed around.

So yes judging a book by it's cover is often a fail...

Funny that

I liked Big Lebowski for its brilliant humor without being a hipster before liking Big Lebowski for its brilliant humor without being a hipster was cool.

I hate the people who immediately assume that I'm some sort of nerdy dick as soon as I read my IG Codex.

Never judge a book by it's cover, I have quite a good group of friends, and they're not bothered by the fact I play with plastic army men on the weekends. Of course, the opposite gender has a different opinion about this...

That'll get better post high school. It's transparent, but you might point out to them that you manage to have the disposable income necessary to play the game.

purplefood wrote:

MrDwhitey wrote:I hate.

Your only emotion is Malice...

+1

People who call/phone during your meal, especially spam callers; it's the stuff of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Right where to start?


1: Smelly people
2: People insisting on calling Football "Soccer". Sorry America, your Footie is quite clearly Handegg.
3: Stupid people
4: Customers who assume I'm stupid because I work in a supermarket.
5: Skinflint gamers not wishing to spend money on a new game despite wanting to break off from GW's teat.
6: Facebook. It's Internet banality, plain and simple. I really do not give a flying feth as to who is a relationship with whom.
7: People who call pro wrestling "fake".
8: People whose entire life consists of cycle of pissing their paycheck up the wall.
9: Those same people who seem flabbergasted at the fact I don't drink.
10: Overzealous GW Fanbois
11: Passive aggressive military types. No ."I'm a soldier. I can beat you up." does not make you unable to be argued with.
12: Douchebags in general.
13: Those same aforementioned douches walking around Tesco roided up and in wifebeaters (okay I do find that one painfully funny)
14: Reductions vultures. You know the ones, they'll hear the distinct noise of the PDA and come running like Pavlov's dog, even if it's not for that.
15: Certain groups of foreigners. Learn English FFS! I've seen you around town for the last 4 or so years. You're part of this community. Act like it. It smacks of ignorance.
16: Idiot Boy racers screeching past my road at 2am to get to McDonalds. One day one of them will have a major accident. I will laugh.
17: Dubstep. That is all.
18: People who, after knowing me for a while cannot fathom I'm also a football supporter, yes geeks are allowed to be Nottingham Forest fans...
19: Backseat Gamers.
20: A "war council" of opponents created from the former.
21: Lovely girls who as sweet as a tin of carnation milk who have twatbags of boyfriends.
22: Vince Russo
23: WWE doing nothing with its tag division.
24: The UK film board thinking cinema goers are stupid, resulting in having to rename "The Avengers" to "Avengers Assemble" in the UK as there is a TV series from the 60's with the same name.
25: Post conversion 3D
26: People being too lazy/lethargic to answer their phones or reply to a text so poor old Grimmy has to go to the cinema on his own.
27: Kerrang TV. You only play about 10-15 different tracks. All of it overplayed gak.
28: There being no legal way, as a Virgin customer, to watch Game of Thrones.
29: Wherein it appears the objective of wearing a baseball cap nowadays is to wear it as perpendicular as possible.
30: Numpties who either wear hipster glasses with no frames (no, you look like a gakker) or actually need glasses but wear them because they're "cool", ignoring the fact they do not fit the shape of your face.
31: Hipsters in general.
32: That big group of Emos/Brootals/Goths/Whatever that do nothing but hang out in the town centre being oxygen thieves. I'm sure if someone threw a grenade into the centre of the pack no-one would notice they were gone.
33: My friends having a habit of saying I'm well hung when we introduce ourselves to a group of women. No matter how true this is (! ) It just makes me come across as a douche IMO. First impressions and all.
34: Emos in skintight jeans. (incidentally how the former entry was "exposed" as it were).
35: Baldness. I think it makes me look older than my 27 years. Sometimes this is good. Sometimes bad.
36: In relation to the last one, people thinking I'm some kind of thug as I shave my head.
37: People who've not seen films that are ingrained in the cultural zeitgeist (eg. Indiana Jones). Then make you look like some kind of strange hipster because they don't get what you're referencing.
38: Chavs and various other oxygen thieves.
39: People who don't know their own country's (let alone the continent's or heaven forbid, the world's) history, but know various inane things from Heat/Hello/Facebook whatever.
40: People who think all animation is for kids.

I'll stop at a nice round number before I keel over from all this venting.

Grimtuff wrote:Right where to start?


1: Smelly people
2: People insisting on calling Football "Soccer". Sorry America, your Footie is quite clearly Handegg.
3: Stupid people
4: Customers who assume I'm stupid because I work in a supermarket.
5: Skinflint gamers not wishing to spend money on a new game despite wanting to break off from GW's teat.
6: Facebook. It's Internet banality, plain and simple. I really do not give a flying feth as to who is a relationship with whom.
7: People who call pro wrestling "fake".
8: People whose entire life consists of cycle of pissing their paycheck up the wall.
9: Those same people who seem flabbergasted at the fact I don't drink.
10: Overzealous GW Fanbois
11: Passive aggressive military types. No ."I'm a soldier. I can beat you up." does not make you unable to be argued with.
12: Douchebags in general.
13: Those same aforementioned douches walking around Tesco roided up and in wifebeaters (okay I do find that one painfully funny)
14: Reductions vultures. You know the ones, they'll hear the distinct noise of the PDA and come running like Pavlov's dog, even if it's not for that.
15: Certain groups of foreigners. Learn English FFS! I've seen you around town for the last 4 or so years. You're part of this community. Act like it. It smacks of ignorance.
16: Idiot Boy racers screeching past my road at 2am to get to McDonalds. One day one of them will have a major accident. I will laugh.
17: Dubstep. That is all.
18: People who, after knowing me for a while cannot fathom I'm also a football supporter, yes geeks are allowed to be Nottingham Forest fans...
19: Backseat Gamers.
20: A "war council" of opponents created from the former.
21: Lovely girls who as sweet as a tin of carnation milk who have twatbags of boyfriends.
22: Vince Russo
23: WWE doing nothing with its tag division.
24: The UK film board thinking cinema goers are stupid, resulting in having to rename "The Avengers" to "Avengers Assemble" in the UK as there is a TV series from the 60's with the same name.
25: Post conversion 3D
26: People being too lazy/lethargic to answer their phones or reply to a text so poor old Grimmy has to go to the cinema on his own.
27: Kerrang TV. You only play about 10-15 different tracks. All of it overplayed gak.
28: There being no legal way, as a Virgin customer, to watch Game of Thrones.
29: Wherein it appears the objective of wearing a baseball cap nowadays is to wear it as perpendicular as possible.
30: Numpties who either wear hipster glasses with no frames (no, you look like a gakker) or actually need glasses but wear them because they're "cool", ignoring the fact they do not fit the shape of your face.
31: Hipsters in general.
32: That big group of Emos/Brootals/Goths/Whatever that do nothing but hang out in the town centre being oxygen thieves. I'm sure if someone threw a grenade into the centre of the pack no-one would notice they were gone.
33: My friends having a habit of saying I'm well hung when we introduce ourselves to a group of women. No matter how true this is (! ) It just makes me come across as a douche IMO. First impressions and all.
34: Emos in skintight jeans. (incidentally how the former entry was "exposed" as it were).
35: Baldness. I think it makes me look older than my 27 years. Sometimes this is good. Sometimes bad.
36: In relation to the last one, people thinking I'm some kind of thug as I shave my head.
37: People who've not seen films that are ingrained in the cultural zeitgeist (eg. Indiana Jones). Then make you look like some kind of strange hipster because they don't get what you're referencing.
38: Chavs and various other oxygen thieves.
39: People who don't know their own country's (let alone the continent's or heaven forbid, the world's) history, but know various inane things from Heat/Hello/Facebook whatever.
40: People who think all animation is for kids.

I'll stop at a nice round number before I keel over from all this venting.

Don't hold back, how do you really feel? 17, 29, and 32 get a second from me

Grimtuff wrote:Right where to start?


1: Smelly people
2: People insisting on calling Football "Soccer". Sorry America, your Footie is quite clearly Handegg.
3: Stupid people
4: Customers who assume I'm stupid because I work in a supermarket.
5: Skinflint gamers not wishing to spend money on a new game despite wanting to break off from GW's teat.
6: Facebook. It's Internet banality, plain and simple. I really do not give a flying feth as to who is a relationship with whom.
7: People who call pro wrestling "fake".
8: People whose entire life consists of cycle of pissing their paycheck up the wall.
9: Those same people who seem flabbergasted at the fact I don't drink.
10: Overzealous GW Fanbois
11: Passive aggressive military types. No ."I'm a soldier. I can beat you up." does not make you unable to be argued with.
12: Douchebags in general.
13: Those same aforementioned douches walking around Tesco roided up and in wifebeaters (okay I do find that one painfully funny)
14: Reductions vultures. You know the ones, they'll hear the distinct noise of the PDA and come running like Pavlov's dog, even if it's not for that.
15: Certain groups of foreigners. Learn English FFS! I've seen you around town for the last 4 or so years. You're part of this community. Act like it. It smacks of ignorance.
16: Idiot Boy racers screeching past my road at 2am to get to McDonalds. One day one of them will have a major accident. I will laugh.
17: Dubstep. That is all.
18: People who, after knowing me for a while cannot fathom I'm also a football supporter, yes geeks are allowed to be Nottingham Forest fans...
19: Backseat Gamers.
20: A "war council" of opponents created from the former.
21: Lovely girls who as sweet as a tin of carnation milk who have twatbags of boyfriends.
22: Vince Russo
23: WWE doing nothing with its tag division.
24: The UK film board thinking cinema goers are stupid, resulting in having to rename "The Avengers" to "Avengers Assemble" in the UK as there is a TV series from the 60's with the same name.
25: Post conversion 3D
26: People being too lazy/lethargic to answer their phones or reply to a text so poor old Grimmy has to go to the cinema on his own.
27: Kerrang TV. You only play about 10-15 different tracks. All of it overplayed gak.
28: There being no legal way, as a Virgin customer, to watch Game of Thrones.
29: Wherein it appears the objective of wearing a baseball cap nowadays is to wear it as perpendicular as possible.
30: Numpties who either wear hipster glasses with no frames (no, you look like a gakker) or actually need glasses but wear them because they're "cool", ignoring the fact they do not fit the shape of your face.
31: Hipsters in general.
32: That big group of Emos/Brootals/Goths/Whatever that do nothing but hang out in the town centre being oxygen thieves. I'm sure if someone threw a grenade into the centre of the pack no-one would notice they were gone.
33: My friends having a habit of saying I'm well hung when we introduce ourselves to a group of women. No matter how true this is (! ) It just makes me come across as a douche IMO. First impressions and all.
34: Emos in skintight jeans. (incidentally how the former entry was "exposed" as it were).
35: Baldness. I think it makes me look older than my 27 years. Sometimes this is good. Sometimes bad.
36: In relation to the last one, people thinking I'm some kind of thug as I shave my head.
37: People who've not seen films that are ingrained in the cultural zeitgeist (eg. Indiana Jones). Then make you look like some kind of strange hipster because they don't get what you're referencing.
38: Chavs and various other oxygen thieves.
39: People who don't know their own country's (let alone the continent's or heaven forbid, the world's) history, but know various inane things from Heat/Hello/Facebook whatever.
40: People who think all animation is for kids.

I'll stop at a nice round number before I keel over from all this venting.

/Thread.

But yeah, I think we all agree on most of these.

I hate raw tomatoes. They taste of vomit. The more "ripe", "fresh", whatever, the more like vomit.

Cooking neutralizes the vomit taste.

I really, really hate stealth tomatoes. I order something specifically because it customarily does not include tomatoes and does not list it in item description, or specifically ask for "no tomatoes", but there they are... this is when tomatoes fly... across the room, table, out the window, what have you.

Edit- my gawd I can't spell tonight

Grimtuff wrote:Right where to start.
4: Customers who assume I'm stupid because I work in a supermarket.
8: People whose entire life consists of cycle of pissing their paycheck up the wall.
14: Reductions vultures. You know the ones, they'll hear the distinct noise of the PDA and come running like Pavlov's dog, even if it's not for that.
37: People who've not seen films that are ingrained in the cultural zeitgeist (eg. Indiana Jones). Then make you look like some kind of strange hipster because they don't get what you're referencing.

I like these ones, 4 and 14 because i too am a member of the 'Supermarket Superforce' the other two because they're pretty good, though i work in a supermarket because i am stupid . Number 14 brings back some Horrible memories of Xmas, me kneeling over the reduction bay with a Gun(as in HHT) in genuine danger of being crushed by a zombie horde. Some other Supermarket related ones:

Customers who dont take your word for it when you say something's out of stock/not in supported in the store: Going and asking the next assisant/manager they see.
Customers who think they know your job better than you, 'This is dated tomorrow is it getting reduced?'. 'I'm not at liberty to discuss store policy' (actually said that once )
Customers who blame me; a lowly assisant, for things being out of stock/not supported in the store range.
The sales team/depot and their malicious disregard of your stock counts. 'Oh joy more Flora! It can go with the Other 30 cases downstairs in the backstock!'
Customers who dont say 'excuse me' and just sit behind you breahting down your neck or Coughing/tutting.
Customers who cant read, 'Oh you thought the chicken was 2.40? I guess you didnt notice the 'Per Kg' bit. I am sooo sorry'.

CT GAMER wrote:

LoneLictor wrote:

CT GAMER wrote:

Ensis Ferrae wrote:I see what you mean about the Big Lebowski thing.... I mean, seriously... the Dude abides
?

Claiming to like the Big Lebowski is sort of "hipster" itself.
Just saying...

Liking something obscure doesn't make you a hipster.

Liking something because its obscure makes you a hipster.

I can like the Big Lebowski for its brilliant humor without being a hipster.

And people might like any number of things you listed for similarly pure and legitimate reasons without being hipsters, emo, or any of the other labels you so casually tossed around.

So yes judging a book by it's cover is often a fail...

Funny that