Stupid Things That I Hate

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**starhawks**

Why in the hell didn't evolution take care of wisdom teeth? It's day six since I've gotten mine out, and I'm still poppin vicodin to numb the pain. I haven't been able to exercise, eat any sort of hard/crunchy food, or sleep well in almost a week. I'm starting to get incredibly irritable.

Oh yeah and when Europeans talk badly about America because it's cool to do so.

**LoneLictor**

NEW ENTRY

People I know who like to pretend to be 'psychologists'. Like, in the middle of an argument they'll 'diagnose' me with something. The stupidest diagnosis I've got is PTSD because, "something absolutely horrible must've happened to make you this way". feth those people man. With a Tiger. Made of barbed wire. That's what you get for thinking that by skimming Psychology for Dummies you can become a licensed psychologist.

**AustonT**

LoneLictor wrote:NEW ENTRY

People I know who like to pretend to be 'psychologists'. Like, in the middle of an argument they'll 'diagnose' me with something. The stupidest diagnosis I've got is PTSD because, "something absolutely horrible must've happened to make you this way". feth those people man. With a Tiger. Made of barbed wire. That's what you get for thinking that by skimming Psychology for Dummies you can become a licensed psychologist.

I think you are projecting a lot of misplaced anger onto other people who are only trying to help.

**LoneLictor**

AustonT wrote:
LoneLictor wrote:NEW ENTRY

People I know who like to pretend to be 'psychologists'. Like, in the middle of an argument they'll 'diagnose' me with something. The stupidest diagnosis I've got is PTSD because, "something absolutely horrible must've happened to make you this way". feth those people man. With a Tiger. Made of barbed wire. That's what you get for thinking that by skimming Psychology for Dummies you can become a licensed psychologist.

I think you are projecting a lot of misplaced anger onto other people who are only trying to help.

You made me burst out laughing. Congrats AustonT, you have earned LL's Seal of Approval of Awesomeness. Wear it proudly, as it definitely isn't something I just made up a few seconds ago.

**hotsauceman1**

I hate it when people think that just because i disagree with them i disrespect them.

**master of ordinance**

Piston Honda wrote:-People who think they are vampires or pretend to be.
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Should just tell you im a vampire. aint no pretending-im a hybrid psychic/blooddrinker. feeling a wee bit scared yet?

Grimtuff wrote:Right where to start?

1: Smelly people
2: People insisting on calling Football "Soccer". Sorry America, your Footie is quite clearly Handegg.
3: Stupid people
4: Customers who assume I'm stupid because I work in a supermarket.
5: Skinflint gamers not wishing to spend money on a new game despite wanting to break off from GW's teat.
6: Facebook. It's Internet banality, plain and simple. I really do not give a flying feth as to who is a relationship with whom.
7: People who call pro wrestling "fake".
8: People whose entire life consists of cycle of pissing their paycheck up the wall.
9: Those same people who seem flabbergasted at the fact I don't drink.
10: Overzealous GW Fanbois
11: Passive aggressive military types. No ."I'm a soldier. I can beat you up." does not make you unable to be argued with.
12: Douchebags in general.
13: Those same aforementioned douches walking around Tesco roided up and in wifebeaters (okay I do find that one painfully funny)
14: Reductions vultures. You know the ones, they'll hear the distinct noise of the PDA and come running like Pavlov's dog, even if it's not for that.
15: Certain groups of foreigners. Learn English FFS! I've seen you around town for the last 4 or so years. You're part of this community. Act like it. It smacks of ignorance.
16: Idiot Boy racers screeching past my road at 2am to get to McDonalds. One day one of them will have a major accident. I will laugh.
17: Dubstep. That is all.
18: People who, after knowing me for a while cannot fathom I'm also a football supporter, yes geeks are allowed to be Nottingham Forest fans...
19: Backseat Gamers.
20: A "war council" of opponents created from the former.
21: Lovely girls who as sweet as a tin of carnation milk who have twatbags of boyfriends.
22: Vince Russo
23: WWE doing nothing with its tag division.
24: The UK film board thinking cinema goers are stupid, resulting in having to rename "The Avengers" to "Avengers Assemble" in the UK as there is a TV series from the 60's with the same name.
25: Post conversion 3D
26: People being too lazy/lethargic to answer their phones or reply to a text so poor old Grimmy has to go to the cinema on his own.
27: Kerrang TV. You only play about 10-15 different tracks. All of it overplayed gak.
28: There being no legal way, as a Virgin customer, to watch Game of Thrones.
29: Wherein it appears the objective of wearing a baseball cap nowadays is to wear it as perpendicular as possible.
30: Numpties who either wear hipster glasses with no frames (no, you look like a gakker) or actually need glasses but wear them because they're "cool", ignoring the fact they do not fit the shape of your face.
31: Hipsters in general.
32: That big group of Emos/Brootals/Goths/Whatever that do nothing but hang out in the town centre being oxygen thieves. I'm sure if someone threw a grenade into the centre of the pack no-one would notice they were gone.
33: My friends having a habit of saying I'm well hung when we introduce ourselves to a group of women. No matter how true this is (! ) It just makes me come across as a douche IMO. First impressions and all.
34: Emos in skintight jeans. (incidentally how the former entry was "exposed" as it were).
35: Baldness. I think it makes me look older than my 27 years. Sometimes this is good. Sometimes bad.
36: In relation to the last one, people thinking I'm some kind of thug as I shave my head.
37: People who've not seen films that are ingrained in the cultural zeitgeist (eg. Indiana Jones). Then make you look like some kind of strange hipster because they don't get what you're referencing.
38: Chavs and various other oxygen thieves.
39: People who don't know their own country's (let alone the continent's or heaven forbid, the world's) history, but know various inane things from Heat/Hello/Facebook whatever.
40: People who think all animation is for kids.

I'll stop at a nice round number before I keel over from all this venting.

Dissagreeing with 32 and 6 but apart from that i have to agree with most.

As for myself

1, My little brother when he wrecks my faveroute Evanescence poster and my mum does nothing about it-he dosnt even have to contribute to a new one.

2, when my afore menioned little brother keeps going in my room messing around wrecking stuff taking my things. ive even caught him stealing my condoms and my mother denies hes doing this.

3, when i have to lug around this elephant of a bag at college because my bag is coverd in egg compliments of my mother sending me to by some despite my track record.

4, when my mother is so over protective and control freakish to an extreme i have virtualy no freinds in the real world and zilch in the way of social skills yet she insists i cant go and see my faveroute bands live without taking someone with me.

5, chavs. nuff said

6, when 3 of the local stupid chavs the oldest whom is about 10 try and threaten my little brother when he is between myself and Tom(who is a year younger than me and built like a gorilla) then try to act tough when we come bearing in at them knives drawn(we had been doing a bit of wood carving) despite having threatened to tourture my little brother.

7, said stupid little chavs whom seem to think consistently provoking me is a good idea(im about 2 metres tall and wiry yet i can put Tom(the gorrila boy) down in an unarmed fight have anger issues and can become homicidal very easily and possibly crazy). it is a considerable feat of self restraint that keeps me from flipping.

**Azza007**

People who try to present themselves as hard when there is no need to.

**liquidjoshi**

Azza007 wrote:People who try to present themselves as hard when there is no need to.

Great timing. Seriously, great timing.

Must add to list! Hmm...

When a download for a demo takes 5 hours!?!?

When a chinchilla eats the universe.
When Gak hits the fan.
When posts here start to sound like they belong in another thread.
That sinking feeling when - erm...
When someone has a go at me over Xbox live for losing the match. What, everyone else died. I was the only one left! Hell, I killed all but two of them... Sorry I lost the round for us, clearly you were too busy being DEAD!

When people take games far too seriously.
When there's far too long to wait for something good.
The aforementioned oxygen thieves.

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Surprise fillings at the dentist.
The fact that I should probably go to sleep.

**BlapBlapBlap**

liquidjoshi wrote: s

I LOVEDED YOU BROCK! I LOVEDED YOU!

Anyways...

I hate clouds.

**liquidjoshi**

When people stop loving me. Always gotta love the Brock.

**bloodaxegit**

I'm going to join in and say this:
I hate Glockenspiels.

**purplefood**

liquidjoshi wrote:When people stop loving me. Always gotta love the Brock.

Yes?

**liquidjoshi**

That, my friend, is what got me where I am today... all dry in office.

**Grimtuff**

Perkustin wrote:
Customers who dont say 'excuse me' and just sit behind you breahting down your neck or Coughing/tutting.

Oh don't me started on that one! It's more of a general rant but it tends to be exacerbated in public jobs. Being on the shop floor you'll hear 1001 conversations going on all around you that you are simply not part of, so you tend to just tune it out as the general tumult of the shop floor and people cannot seem to appreciate this.
Why do so many people try to start conversations with me before they've actually established they're talking to me? Then proceed to get annoyed when I don't respond right away. Maybe if you actually bothered to get my attention before you started asking your question maybe I wouldn't come across as ignorant to you.

@master of ordinance: No Facebook is a blight on society and needs to be purged. It's absence will make the world a better place, sure for a few days they'll be people roaming the streets like zombies with pictures of their drunken night out, telling people to "like" them for some kind of recognition. As I said, Internet banality.

**master of ordinance**

Azza007 wrote:People who try to present themselves as hard when there is no need to.

Haha LOL that was incredibly good timing

as it is

I hate the way Myerscough college treats us like school kids-youtube banned facebook banned most forum sites banned......... the list is endless. I mean i think we are old enough and mature enough(some exceptions) to decide for ourselves whats appropiate and whats not.

**Azza007**

After the wind last night, I hate the wind chime outside my window that my dad put up. Kept me awake half the night.

**BlapBlapBlap**

liquidjoshi wrote:When people stop loving me. Always gotta love the Brock.

But...

I'm a ninja/pirate/gentleman/detective/frustrated novelist at heart...

**Corpsesarefun**

These fething demons that keep influencing me, it's a pain in the arse :/

**purplefood**

Corpsesarefun wrote:These fething demons that keep influencing me, it's a pain in the arse :/

Literally...

**liquidjoshi**

BlapBlapBlap wrote:
liquidjoshi wrote:When people stop loving me. Always gotta love the Brock.

But...

I'm a ninja/pirate/gentleman/detective/frustrated novelist at heart...

Bolters kill all of those equally well. It's the first thing we learn in Dakka school. Second is to love the Brock.

**BlapBlapBlap**

liquidjoshi wrote:
BlapBlapBlap wrote:
liquidjoshi wrote:When people stop loving me. Always gotta love the Brock.

But...

I'm a ninja/pirate/gentleman/detective/frustrated novelist at heart...

Bolters kill all of those equally well. It's the first thing we learn in Dakka school. Second is to love the Brock.

But what about me? Why does nobody love the Train Baron?

I hate people who make fun of Mr Topham.

**liquidjoshi**

Don't we all?

**BlapBlapBlap**

What are you referring to?

When people aren't clear

**liquidjoshi**

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What are you referring to?

When people aren't clear

When people hate on Mr Topham.

When I take another thread off topic.

**BlapBlapBlap**

When nobody loves the Train Baron...

Why do they, Brock?

**hotsauceman1**

I Hate alot of the customers at my work who ask how much something is. When the sign is right before them.
I also hate it when people complain about what is on their food, after i give it to them.

**Asherian Command**

Okay.
1. The Word SWAG- You must go die in a hole if you use that instead of actual phrases that make sense.
2. Teenagers that act like upstarts and thinking they rule they world because they are in a program you are not, even though you yourself, don't give a gak
3. Vertical Videos

4. George Lucas re-releasing star wars.
5. Television. I stopped Watching it
6. Facebook know it alls.
7. Facebook Failed Trolls
8. Facebook Girls
9. Facebook People
10. Facebook stalkers
11. Facebook period
12. Facebook Apps
13. MLP
14. Bronies
15. Neckbeards
16. Dubstep
17. My nearest movie theater
18. Birds that fly right in front of my car.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/13
19. Gangbanger Cars not actually owned by an Actual Gang Member.
20. Hippies
21. Hipsters
22. People that are trying to act like a hipster
23. Hackers
24. Facebook Groups that complain and also do random stupid stuff to each other and also are considered a hate group.
25. Arrow to the knee jokes
26. Americans who think they are the best
27. Tourists
28. Girls that ask you the question. "So like where do you train?"
29. Girls that actually stalk you instead of actually talking to you. -.- (Even though you live right next to them)
30. Girls that wear pink on their bums
31. People that smoke.... near a preschool
32. Noobs
33. Drunk People
34. Old Jokes
35. This list
36. Status updates with quotes in them about life and stuff. (at least my quotes are funny and poking fun at other people's statuses)
37. Girls that do the duck face
38. nvmd, just duck faces.
39. Really corny photograph addons
40. Girl poses in pictures
41. texting language
42. people that get impatient at you for not texting them back fast enough. (even though you are struggling to type a single word)
43. People that play COD and hold it as the best game of all time
44. COD
45. Griefers.

**liquidjoshi**

Asherian Command wrote:
13. MLP
14. Bronies
45. Griefers.

Dude, you take all the fun out of life.

But I'm with you on TV. I think i've watched about two programs in the last year.

BlapBlapBlap wrote: Why do they, Brock?

I don't know man, I don't know...

**Perkustin**

My Voice/Projection. I naturally speak very quietly and a bit like a deaf/drunk person tbh, about 50% of what i say has to be repeated. I am actually really starting to think i have a real speech impediment. I can speak perfect accentless 'radio english' but i have to concetrate stupidly hard. It feels good to vent

A less personal thing:

This only really applies in Scotland but i really dislike it when people use the word F***in' as punctuation or just excessively in speech. You'd be surprised the age range this applies to in Scotland, i've spoken to pensioners that do it.

What's doubly annoying is because (trying to remember the psycological term, cant remember it) i am constantly exposed to it i cant help but start to do it myself. I have to stop myself as i like to talk in a considered manner.

**yellowfever**

I hate this child empowerment going on. I hear kids telling there parents you can't spank me cause its against the law. That's why so many kids are bad now. I also work on the border but ill leave that alone. I don't have the time right now to comment on that.