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**Hawky**

Granted. It's a lie, they changed nothing, charged 30% extra and make excuses that the shipping takes longer.

I wish GW replaced all their models with Funko POPs.

**snurl**

Granted. Now FuncoPops cost $49.95 and up.

I wish Warmaster was still supported.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! The new edition comes out next week which will switch to round bases.

I wish for a new edition of Battle of five Armies...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. The armies are Russia, Germany, the US, Britain, and Japan. Enjoy your new WWII wargame.

I wish to wield the black sword Stormbringer.

**Hawky**

Grented. You try, but it's too heavy for you, weakling.

I wish to be an Ork.

**snurl**

Granted. You are an orc. You are the smallest orc and live in constant fear of being eaten by accident.

I wish for clear skies.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You get a sunburn.

I wish for a massive tax return...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted and it comes with an audit 2 days later.

I wish for a tree that grows carne asada.

**Hawky**

Granted. You miraculously find one plant. In the middle of Sahara desert, where you crash-landed.

I wish for a hotdog.

**snurl**

Granted. It's in the desert. Somewhere.

I wish for a relaxing weekend.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The new paraplegia has put almost all of your muscles in a nice relaxed state

I wish for the perfect job

**snurl**

Granted. You are soon bored, get caught sleeping, and fired.

I wish to get some sleep today.

**Hawky**

Granted. You get some sleep today, but none in the following week.

I wish to have lifetime supply of Pepsi.

**snurl**

Granted. You have one can and an angry mob outside your house with torches and pitchforks.

I wish for a Klondike bar.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! it's melted.

I wish for the day off...

**Hawky**

Granted. You got a day off, but you had to spend it in a massive traffic jam.

I wish to fish-slap a bear.

**snurl**

Granted. Then the bear fish slaps you back. Hard.

I wish the weather would warm up.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, Global Warming has accelerated per your wish and we'll never see rain again

I wish for the ability to make people pay attention to me on demand

**Hawky**

Granted, it works only when you are naked.

I wish for an endless basecoat spray paint.

**snurl**

Granted. But once activated, the spray will never stop. Soon all you can see will be coated with optimum painting surface.

I wish to start the pumpkin seeds early.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted and now Linus & Lucy start hanging around and won’t stop asking about the Great Pumpkin.

I wish I could get to sleep so I’ll have plenty of energy for LVO tomorrow.

**snurl**

Granted. You sleep right through LVO.

I wish to know what LVO is.

**Lupus Mortem**

It's Las Vegas OPen but such grim knowledge was not meant to be known by men and drives you insane.

I wish the Incel crew would stop attending game conventions.

**snurl**

Granted. Conventions are banned, so everyone stops attending.

I wish it was convention time again.

**Hawky**

Granted. It's for Incels only.

I wish soup armies were banned.

**snurl**

Granted. Potpourri armies are the new thing.

I wish WHFB would return.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's just Age of Sigmar with a title change

I wish people were required to actually play a game before commenting on it

**Hawky**

Granted. The world fell in utter silence and it drives people mad.

I wish people would think more and speak less.

**snurl**

Granted. The silence is deafening.

I wish to receive a large cash bonus.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's part of your severance package on a HR related firing

I wish for the ability to play tabletop games while also watching my kids and maintaining the house