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**Hawky**

Granted. Your house and kids were taken away. Now you can play tabletop games and watch the latter, as it requires no effort at all.

I wish my wife played 40k with me.

**snurl**

Granted. But she uses a WAAC list and tables you every time.

I wish our games started earlier on Sundays.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but they are now rousing games of towel snapping

I wish the California DMV had instant service

**Hawky**

Granted. It's operated by sloths, though.

Spoiler:

I wish for a cat.

**snurl**

Granted. The cat loves to sharpen it's claws on your Warhammer books.

I wish to find the perfect card for mrs. Snurl.

**Hawky**

Granted. You bought her a romantic card, but she throws it away and beats you with the bouquet you gave her earlier and tells you she wanted a signed Slipknot CD.

I wish not to be bored right now.

**snurl**

Granted. You are fending off 20,000 roaches who think you are delicious.

I wish to find a source for cheaper crab legs.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The source is protected by small children whose safety is guaranteed by a 24 hour live stream sent to everyone you know

I wish for more Tabletop terrain

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You now have enough N Gauge model railroad buildings to recreate, on an 8' x 4' tabletop, the town of Hooterville from TV's 'Petticoat Junction'.

I wish I was on a wine tour of the Champagne region of France right now.

**snurl**

Granted. Its the middle of winter and everythings closed.

I wish for skis.

**pix3lboy**

Granted. The skis are basically elongated irons, so melt any snow they touch.

I wish I had more money

**darkcloak**

Granted. You win the lottery. Plastic Sisters get cancelled.

I wish I had a latina girlfriend.

**Hawky**

Granted. Her father is a drug baron.

I wish I could speak to fishes.

**snurl**

Granted. The fish have nothing interesting to talk about.

I wish for an early spring.

**pix3lboy**

Granted. The sudden change in seasons speeds up global warming and the earth gets flooded.

I wish I had better headphones

**Hawky**

Granted. You have gifted the very best headphones in the world, but the connector doesn't fit into any of your devices.

I wish I had a remote that controls time.

**snurl**

Granted. It is stuck on present.

I wish to make better use of my time.

**Hawky**

Granted. You no longer visit this thread.

I wish for a cactus

**pix3lboy**

Granted. It's actually a Final Fantasy Cactuar and constantly fires needles at you.

I wish I didnt have a cold anymore

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Your immune system overdid it and you know have lung cancer.

I wish for a perfect eloquence in communication

**Hawky**

Granted, but your voice turns to sound like 8 years old girl.

I wish for comfy shoes.

**snurl**

Granted. Best fitting shoes ever. Then the dog chews them to pieces.

I wish to see the pyramids.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You show up in front of the pyramids, naked, and covered in tattoos sporting at least 13 different forms of blasphemy easily understood by the locals.

I wish life was easy

**pix3lboy**

Granted. It's so easy that you complete it 100% and die. Afterlife is an endless wave of boss battles.

I wish the leak in my kitchen was fixed

**snurl**

Granted. If the duct tape holds on.

I wish to finally build that addition.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! The water now leaks from pipes beneath your building, creating a giant sinkhole which sucks you and the entire block into oblivion.

I wish I could control the weather.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. China took you in the middle of night and is going to use you in their next territorial expansion.

I wish for a Leopard 2 Main Battle Tank

**Hawky**

Granted. You stole a 1/72 model kit of that tank.

I wish I had a real Leopard 2 MBT

**pix3lboy**

Granted. The main gun backfires and blows the tank up.
I wish it was the weekend already

**snurl**

Granted. You spend most of it pinned beneath a Leopard 2 MBT.

I wish for easy work.