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**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You were responsible for the Leopard 2 inventory. Now you'll be monitoring the outside world from a pretty cushy job in the prison laundry.

I wish for a new meme format

**Togusa**

Granted. It's now banned by Article 13 in Europe and the US.

I wish Chaos Space Marines would be squatted.

**Hawky**

Granted. They are cut short from the knee bellow.

I with to own a thunder hammer

**pix3lboy**

Granted. You instantly get struck by lightning.

I wish my PC was working

**snurl**

Granted. Its pulling 12 hour shifts at the rolling mill and goes to sleep when it gets home.

I wish for an extra weekend.

**Hawky**

Granted. You got an extra weekend worth of explosive diarrhea.

I wish for unlimited mobile data.

**snurl**

Granted. It comes with unlimited popups.

I wish for a good day's sleep.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You'll slotted to have a great days sleep around December 2039. Should you die before then rest assured you'll be refunded the value of the wish post-mortem. Strangely, none of the corpse that have been refunded have ever shown up to claim their refund so it's all good.

I wish for a predator drone

**pix3lboy**

Granted. You have no means of controlling it so it's parked on your drive, gathering dust.

I wish I had more liquid for my vape

**Hawky**

Granted. It's plutonium-flavored.

I wish I had a new car.

**Togusa**

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a Chevy Equinox.

I wish someone would love me.

**Hawky**

Granted. You got a letter, stating "I love you."
Too bad you never found out who it was.

I wish I could sing well.

**snurl**

Granted. But only when no one else is listening.

I wish for birthday presents.

**pix3lboy**

Granted. You get a turd with glitter on it, three tins of cat food and an orange that is well past its sell by date.

I wish my glasses would stop getting so dirty

**snurl**

Granted. They shatter into a million pieces.

I wish for some cake.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's ash cake.

I wish for the legal right to ignore road laws at a whim.

**snurl**

Granted. You contemplate the wisdom of your wish while in traction for 6 months following the 97 car pileup you caused and were a victim of.

I wish for more attentive motorists on the highway.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. They pay absolute attention. To You. You can see thier death-like stares as they glare at you. Crashing into cars, trees, people, death follows whenever you drive as everyone is forced to pay absolute attention to you.

I wish for a working televsion with 60" screen.

**pix3lboy**

Granted. You forgot to pay your electric bill though and now it's been shut off

I wish I could get to sleep

**snurl**

Granted. You get some great sleep, 72 hours worth. You wake up on Monday.

I wish sleep was optional.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The alternative is madness.

I wish to get a free ride to work every day

**Hawky**

Granted. You never arrive on time.

I wish for a lifetime, unlimited train ticket.

**snurl**

Granted. It's only good in France.

I wish for an auto snow-shovel.

**1hadhq**

Granted. The auto-snow-shovel attracts snow where ever it is...a lot of snow...

I wish the Railroad system of Europa was merged into one continent spanning Mega-company.

**pix3lboy**

Granted. Ticket prices quadruple

I wish I didn't have to go work tomorrow

**Hawky**

Granted. You are fired.

I wish out trains were the same quality as of those in Germany.

**snurl**

Granted. The finest model trains anywhere.

I wish the chili was ready.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. It's ready but in a cruel twist of fate you put too many peppers and way too much hot sauce in it at the same time you and every nearby store runs out of toilet paper.

I wish to visit 1955 NYC for a couple weeks.

**snurl**

Granted. You are arrested and held there for looking suspicious.

I wish for more Dakka!

**Hawky**

Granted. You are a proud owner of https://www.dakkadakkadakka.com website and Yakface hates you.

I wish for a pilot's license.