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**Waaaghbert**

Granted. You work alone in a cubicle and the monotous boredom almost kills you.

I wish to own a car

**Hawky**

Granted. You own an expensive car in Soviet Russia and everyone thinks you are a bootlicker.

I wish I could talk to the trees.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! The trees, however, have no interest in talking to you.

I wish the douchebag that dented my car door at the mall parking lot the other day had been decent enough to leave a note.

**pix3lboy**

Granted. The note just says "F You".

I wish Adobe Premier CC wasn't a buggy pile of crap

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted it's actually Skynet out for revenge over you calling it a pile of crap.

I wish I could live a rock star's lifestyle.

**Hawky**

Granted. You do a couple of tours and end up overdosed on hard drugs.

I wish I was a cruise ship captain.

**Waaaghbert**

Granted. You are the captain of one of Tom Cruise ships

, but he is a total douchebag and never stops complaining about/to you.

I wish I could leave work early tomorrow

**snurl**

Granted. You have a medical emergency and you are rushed from work to the emergency room.

I wish to see the first cherry blossoms.

**Hawky**

Granted. You see it, but from your prison cell window.

I wish to lead the European Union.

**snurl**

Granted. The resulting coup and revolution goes down in history, and you are to blame for it all.

I wish the leaves would blow away.

**Hawky**

Granted. A couple of grams of TNT materialized on each leaf in your town. Now it needs a spark.
Cigarette?

I wish for an expensive and luxurious yacht.

**snurl**

Granted. Inexpensive, yes! Luxurious, yes! Waterproof? No!
You get to visit it with a snorkel.

I wish for a game room.

**Hawky**

Granted. You have a huge game room willed with showcases, a worktable with all paints and tools imaginable, big table in the middle and a topless waitress as a bonus. Problem is, whenever you enter the room you must play Ludo, or you lose it all.

I wish I had that gaming room, without the requirement to play Ludo.

**snurl**

Granted. Too bad it's a miniature in a doll house.

I wish to watch my neighbors clean up their leaves.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! They clean up their leaves in the buff.

I wish Forbidden Stars had official expansions...

**snurl**

Granted. But they're forbidden.

I wish for some good luck.

**Hawky**

Granted. You get it in VERY limited quantities. Like, you found a 1-cent coin on the street or something.

I wish I could play guitar.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You play guitar...like a blind man drives...but you play.

I wish they would have just left 'The X-Files' alone and not done the lame ass reboots these last couple years.

**snurl**

Granted. The truth is no longer out there.

I wish to see the world.

**Hawky**

There is a fishpond in my country called "Svět" ("World" in translation). Happy travels!

I wish to be the first man who sets foot on Mars.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The rest of your body was left on earth, however.

I wish for a 1/100 scale warhammer 40,000 game

**Hawky**

Granted. Warhammer Micro game was published, that works the same as regular 40k, but models are twice as small. And cost the same as regular 40k miniatures.

I wish for an unlimited free train ticket.

**snurl**

Granted. You drop it somewhere.

I wish for some spaghetti.

**Aelyn**

snurl wrote:
Granted. You drop it somewhere.

I wish for some spaghetti.

Granted. You now have some spaghetti. Lots, in fact. So much that it fills the entire house. And you only have half a ladle of bolognese sauce to go with it all.

I wish I had an extra two hours per day for building and painting all my boxed miniatures.

**Hawky**

Granted. When midnight falls, the world around you stops for 2 hours and you can do whatever you want. Problem is, with no time-flow, there is no molecular movement or photons moving. This means you are left in a place where is utter darkness and temperature near 0K.

I wish I had a Ph.D. in Warhammerology.

**snurl**

Granted. You are the keeper of secrets.

I wish i understood GWs pricing policy.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's now your job to defend it against everyone else

I wish for total control of space and time.

**snurl**

Granted. You are the sun.

I wish this forum hadn't gone so dead lately.

**pix3lboy**

Granted. The dregs of 4chan and Reddit decide to join

I wish I didn't have back problems

**Hawky**

Granted. Back problems are gone, but one of your legs fell off.

I wish I was a real tech-priest.