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2015/10/23 19:17:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Been Around the Block
Merica
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*pulls V off BDRK*
Don't shoot
*whimpers
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DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE |
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2015/10/23 19:47:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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2015/10/23 21:00:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Hooks Verviedi up to a large TV screen and powers it up]
[Looks around for the missing toast] :(
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2015/10/23 22:22:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*TV displays tentacles growing more tentacles repeating*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/24 00:10:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*picks up toast and hands it to BC*
Hmm, I wonder
*turns off and turns back on Verviedi*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/24 00:39:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*As soon as I'm turned off, tentacles begin sprouting from everywhere on my body, barnacles forming on them with alarming speed*
++Activation. There is light.++
++INITIATING TERTIARY AEGIS PROTOCOLS++
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/24 00:41:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Hmm, interesting
*scrapes barnacle off with combat knife, rushes off to Co'tor's lab to analyze it*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/24 00:51:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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War Kitten...did Co'tor give you permission???
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/24 00:55:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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No, but he'll find this fascinating. I'm going to go show it to him
*keeps going*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/24 00:57:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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DOOOO IT!!!!!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/24 02:01:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Bursts from ground*
"I'm back, did you miss me? I finally got rid of that meddling Protoss!"
*Several Zerglings burst from the ground nearby*
"Don't mind them, they're just my pets. They'll leave you alone if you leave them alone."
OOC: I took a break for like 30 pages, what did I miss?
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2015/10/24 02:14:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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OOC: I joined in as an Ultramarine who's not that great of a marine (read: hasn't shot everyone on sight). Selym is now Doomrider, BC became a vampire temporarily, Failbaddon made a brief appearance, Badrukk returned to being Badrukk, really, so much has happened that it's impossible to say it all
IC:
So now the Tyranids are invading the room? Feth my luck
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/24 02:23:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Oh hey, there Zerg. Didn't we fight before?
*shrugs*
I'm trying to take it easy, have some fun with some psychic abilities I found out I have. Shooting whoever attacks us first. You know, the basic.
OOC: For my part, I got bitten by a zombie, and became a Zomkroot. Then, since an obsession with brains and limbs falling off whenever, I was semi forcibly strapped down and Co'tor did some tech heresy stuff, curing the undead and awakening some inner psyker abilities I had. I've also been teasing War Kitten about eating geneseed to become a Space Marine Kroot.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/24 02:30:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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OOC: 2bj1 did eat my arm after it was blown off by Tech Hydra, he kind of is a Space Marine Kroot now
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/24 03:04:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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"I am not a Tyranid, fool! Although perhaps to a Terran we Zerg might superficially resemble Tyranids."
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2015/10/24 03:15:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Tyranid, Zerg, it's all the same to me. You all just want to rip me apart anyway.*sigh* and to think, I had just found some peace and quiet here too.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/24 03:20:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh hell, the bug is back. [Frowns] Not even a species with blood.
[Chews toast] [Looks at Verviedi] I'm half tempted to let him loose to see what happens, and half deeply concerned.
This must be what having a conscience is like for most people. It's very limiting.
How on Terra do we get rid of the warp influence?
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2015/10/24 03:22:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Stomps around shooting the purifying flame everywhere-
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/24 03:28:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I didn't cause the warp influence by shooting him with the lightning, did I? Because if I did, then I feel bad. Would shooting him again help?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/24 03:31:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*ducks a fire jet*
Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/24 03:32:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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I point at which is impure!!!!!
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/24 03:34:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks at self*
Last time I checked I was still pure. I think you're just losing it brother. Now put the flamer down, let's discuss this like reasonable genetically altered super humans
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/24 03:35:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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When was the last time you showered?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/24 03:37:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Hisses and backs away from flames]
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2015/10/24 03:42:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*checks watch*
5 minutes ago.
What bearing does that have on you pointing a flamer at the denizens of the Room?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/24 03:44:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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BECAUSE I MUST BATHE THE UNCLEAN IN HOLY PROMETHIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/24 03:50:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*unscrews the flamer tanks on Tactical_Spam's flamer, rendering it useless*
Now, let's calm down and discuss this like reasonable genetically altered people
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/24 03:52:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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-sits-
OOC: Everything with a dreadnaught requires intensive imagination
BIC: It all started when I was just a little Neophyte
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/24 03:54:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Sits down and focuses intently on the story*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/24 04:02:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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The phalanx
OOC: Black templar fortress monestary in space
BIC: had just stopped at a cathedral world... My company was tasked with helping the local Sororitas follow leads of a supposed Genestealer infestation... As soon as I landed, I saw her... The most beautiful Sororitas the Emperor had created. To my luck, I had the honour of working with her during our purging... My emotions were running wild. Our chaplain noticed these feelings and said it was heresy to feel that way about the Sororitas. I questionned him why the God-Emperor would say that was heresy even though the Sororitas and the Templars were close... Alas, I still had these feelings for her. I was going to tell her one day but we found our genestealers and left shortly later. I never got to tell her...
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
