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*stops breakdancing, gets up, and walks over to Badrukk*

Excuse me, but I'm afraid you're doing it wrong.

*pulls a machinegun RPG with unlimited ammunition from a pocket*

Try this; I feel it's more appropriate.

*Continues stabbing Badrukk*

MURDER!! MURDER!!! PURGE ALL AND ALL SHALL BE PURGED!!!!

[Runs over and beams Verviedi with a wooden chair to knock him away from Badrukk]
[Stands between them, still holding chair]

[Runs over and beams Verviedi with a wooden chair to knock him away from Badrukk]
[Stands between them, still holding chair]

BC! How can i ever thank you?

*takes selym's gun. shoots it*

Nah, this isn't as good as da rippa.

*Grows two more legs and lunges for BC, with hands turned into enormous claws*

(Blood on "skin" is boiling and spreading*

PURGE!!!!

Ok, this is way too far!

*hurls a lightning bolt into Verviedi to act like a short circuit*

This isn't you!

*helps badrukk up*
No hard feelings right?
Sorry verviedi
*punches him unconscious*

[Sighs and catches Verviedi before he hits the ground]
Any ideas where to put him in case he's still pissed when he wakes up?

*Kicking legs like a dog while passed out*

*pats verviedi on the head*
*puts him on the couch, puts a blanket over him*
I'll watch him brothers

 War Kitten wrote:
*helps badrukk up*
No hard feelings right?
Sorry verviedi
*punches him unconscious*

War Kitten...you're in league with me?

*pops in the middle of the room*

Bonjour, how're you going ?

Going great, LS.

Hm. [Walks into butter tank and comes back out pushing the restraint-bed from the guilt-room]
This is about the only thing I've seen him troubled by. [Rolls Verviedi onto the bed, and secure straps immediately take hold]

... .. It's got my neck tie. [Trapped leaning over foot of bed] [Attempts to disengage]

*disengages BC's neck tie*

 LethalShade wrote:
*pops in the middle of the room*

Bonjour, how're you going ?

Ugh. Your colours are clashing.

I'm in league with keeping verviedi alive. That was one of the ways to do it. Besides, your shot did nothing to me

++Foreign threat detected++
++Threat neutralized++
++Foreign threat detected++
++Threat neutralized++
++Foreign threat detected++
++Threat neutralized++
++Foreign threat detected++
++Threat neutralized++
++Warning: Aegis systems at 19% integrity.++
++Foreign threat detected++
++Threat neutralized++
++Foreign threat detected++
++Threat neutralized++
++Corruption detected in mainLMPortal.++
++mainLMPortal activated for: 9 secoBLOOD++
++Warning: Aegis systems at 18% integrity.++
++Foreign threat detected.++
++Neutralization fault. (29184aZ/52)
++BLOOD++
++Reinitializing Aegis SyBLOOD++

Uh, guys? I think Verviedi might be waking up
*walks over to him*
You ok there Verviedi? There are no threats here.

*Notices LS*
Oh, hi there. Welcome to the Room

Hm. [Examines Verviedi's readout] Contaminant?
Is that physical or ...? [Looks perplexed]

++Auditory message recieved++
++Respond?++
++Responding++
I appear... to have attracted some... attentionFHTAGN from the Deep... Warp. Rather unfortuPURGE ALLnate honestly.
++Save conversation log?++
++Deleting...++
++Aegis systems loaded++
++Foreign threat detected++
++Threat neutralized++
++Foreign threat detected++
++Error. Aegis system existence impossible in this reality.++

 Selym wrote:

 LethalShade wrote:
*pops in the middle of the room*

Bonjour, how're you going ?

Ugh. Your colours are clashing.

Just an eye staring from the Warp.

[Looks troubled] I don't know what those words even mean.
[Attempts to search noosohere for answers] [Distractedly feeds toast to restrained Verviedi instead of eating it]

++Processing input materials...++
*Small metal tendril appears on my face*
++Resources allocated.++
++Activating speakers++
They seem to be some PHN'GLUI MGLW'NAFH-
++Warning: Cognitohazard detected. Shutting speakers down.++

What was that Verviedi said before he shut down his speakers?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 LethalShade wrote:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

I don't understand your language. Translate?

"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"

Just some Tzeenchian thing.

Ah. Thanks.