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Ooh, another dreadnought is telling stories? I'm in!
*sits cross legged in front of Tactical Spam*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
My feelings never ceased for this sororitas. I vowed before I left that I would find her again and be her protector until the Emperor rose again... After several hard campaigning years, I had worked my way into becoming a zealous Sword brother, smiting Xenos in the Emperors name. After one particularly intense campaign, our Marshal gave us months to meditate and study. I took this time to search out for my long lost Sororitas...
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
*several more Kroot come and sit around TS, all listening to the story intently*
Hang on, I have an idea.
*gathers wood and lights a small campfire in front of TS*
Much better.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
*Zerglings all start sitting around the campfire, inexplicably listening to TS's story*
"For food animals, Terrans tell some decent stories."
My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
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++Normal reality reasserted++
++WARNING: Aegis systems at 32%++
I am afraid that Cthulhu's curse has... finally caught up with me. I... don't have a solution... it seeems to have got into my core systems...
...Can anyone perform an exorcism?
*Tilts head to look at tentacles*
...And apparently an incineration.
++Power Saving Mode.++
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
Can you guys knock it off? I'm listening to a story here
*grumbles about chaos*
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
I can incinerate well enough, but I don't know how toften do exorcisms, I'm afraid.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Hm. Technically as part of the Commissariat, I am qualified to assess and deal with taint...
[Leans over and looks at Verviedi] Yep, that's taint. [Puts hands in pockets and whistles like a mechanic]
Actually I do know someone. [Voxes]
[Sister of Battle appears through door]
We need an exorcism over here. [Waves]
No, not me. Not me. [Points at bed] Him!
-pushes the sister out of the way and opens a bigger book- let me pause my melancholy tale to perform the proper exorcism!
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
[SoB shrugs and looks around for something else to do] [Points at BC and starts reading again]
I'm not possessed! I'm fine! I don't need an exorcism! [Drops to knees with pupils blown] I-I'm fine... [Starts coughing up black tar] This is normal, p-perfectly normal. I'm a fething smoker for God-Emperor's sake-
[Faints quietly] [Sister carries on reading and rolls eyes]
*quietly picks BC up and places him in a comfy chair, gestures for the Sister to keep exorcising*
*walks over to Verviedi*
You ok there?
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
bag!"
~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
