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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are fit into a small box. It takes some pounding, but at last, you fit.

I wish my neighbor would not yell at me for setting off fireworks.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. He stopped yelling and began shooting his own fireworks at you and your house.

I wish to own a bulldozer.



Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in de
Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander






germany,bavaria

Granted. A puzzle of a plastic kit of 5000 parts. Glue and paint not included. And assembly instructions in , as the box said, 5 languages, but only very very dead ones.

I wish it wasn't allowed to sell kits without glue.

Target locked,ready to fire



In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.

H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Now many kits are returned with pre glued parts from ruptured glue tubes.

I wish glue was free.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted, gue is free, but the package it comes in costs now a fortune.

I wish for a model train


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted. it's the ratio of 1:2 and dropping out of a plane.

I wish for a parachute.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. It's made of rolled steel plates.

I wish was the fastest running man in the world.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Unfortunatly, the fire ants are faster. You are caught and devoured.

I wish to find the perfect spot to camp.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. It is currently occupied by a family of 5 who are "Glamping" for the next month. After checking, you find it is booked for the next 7 years.

I wish I had some ice cream.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You won an ICE cream. Enjoy your deportation.

I wish for an endless cup of tea.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted, it enlessly pours tea in a specific harbor.

I wish for the return of the Aztec empire

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





Granted, they assign you to a reservation with no natural resources, no jobs and no hope.

I wish you a Merry Christmas

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. He is the only one who has a merry Christmas. Everyone else hates you.

I wish to be left alone.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





granted. You are burried alive and nobody cares where you are.

I wish for more fireworks.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You are on your way to Bikini islands.

I wish I could speak Latin.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in de
Regular Dakkanaut




Hamburg

Granted. Unfortunately it's only pig latin and no one understands you now.

I wish to understand Spanish.

My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





Granted, but it costs you your voice

I wish Bang! Cotton Candy Soda came in a manlier can

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in de
Regular Dakkanaut




Hamburg

Granted. The can is made of an inch thick steel sheet.for which you need a blow torch to open. Whoever is able to open a can... is manly enough to drink this.

I wish to actually try that Soda...

My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted, but you are not manly enough to open it.

I wish had telekinetic superpowers.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. But the powers only work while you are bleeding profusely.

I wish to know the right lottery ticket to buy.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





Granted. The information arrives in an email 'accidentally' CC'd to the FBI racketeering squad.

I wish I could work outside

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in de
Regular Dakkanaut




Hamburg

Granted. You work now in the chain gang.

I wish to have a greener garden.

My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. Weeks later you were arrested for growing dozens of plants of marijuana.

I wish to have photovoltaics on my roof.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in de
Regular Dakkanaut




Hamburg

Granted... Albeit a sudden tornado blows it off the roof and seriously injures you.

I wish for a nice breakfast.

My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted. It's the last thing before you get executed for heresy in post 30 years war germany.

I wish for a Malcador heavy tank at a reasonable pricepoint.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted, it now costs 50GBP, but it's a papercraft model.

I wish communism actually worked.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are the only communist, however.

I wish to silence all of the political posts on social media.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





Granted. It's the first law passed by the new Clinton-Trump oligarchy, right after the 3 hour televised marathon of them making out on all channels.

No, I'm not telling you which Clinton it is[

I wish the entire Internet would stop for a whole week.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. The society collapses and turns into violent, hysterical anarchy.

I wish to live in Russia.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted. You get sent to gulag by supreme leader putin.

I wish for the ability to drive a car.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
 
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