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2019/07/28 12:00:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are fit into a small box. It takes some pounding, but at last, you fit.
I wish my neighbor would not yell at me for setting off fireworks.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2019/07/28 16:02:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. He stopped yelling and began shooting his own fireworks at you and your house.
I wish to own a bulldozer.
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2019/07/28 21:48:48
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Granted. A puzzle of a plastic kit of 5000 parts. Glue and paint not included. And assembly instructions in , as the box said, 5 languages, but only very very dead ones.
I wish it wasn't allowed to sell kits without glue.
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Target locked,ready to fire  
            
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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2019/07/29 06:01:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Now many kits are returned with pre glued parts from ruptured glue tubes.
I wish glue was free.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/07/29 07:08:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted, gue is free, but the package it comes in costs now a fortune.
I wish for a model train
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2019/07/29 09:29:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Granted. it's the ratio of 1:2 and dropping out of a plane.
I wish for a parachute.
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2019/07/29 10:33:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. It's made of rolled steel plates.
I wish was the fastest running man in the world.
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2019/07/30 13:19:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Unfortunatly, the fire ants are faster. You are caught and devoured.
I wish to find the perfect spot to camp.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/07/30 14:06:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted. It is currently occupied by a family of 5 who are "Glamping" for the next month. After checking, you find it is booked for the next 7 years.
I wish I had some ice cream.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2019/07/30 17:26:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You won an ICE cream. Enjoy your deportation.
I wish for an endless cup of tea.
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2019/07/30 18:59:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Granted, it enlessly pours tea in a specific harbor.
I wish for the return of the Aztec empire
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2019/07/30 20:18:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, they assign you to a reservation with no natural resources, no jobs and no hope.
I wish you a Merry Christmas
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2019/08/01 12:36:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. He is the only one who has a merry Christmas. Everyone else hates you.
I wish to be left alone.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/08/01 12:48:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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granted. You are burried alive and nobody cares where you are.
I wish for more fireworks.
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2019/08/01 13:12:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You are on your way to Bikini islands.
I wish I could speak Latin.
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2019/08/01 14:01:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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Granted. Unfortunately it's only pig latin and no one understands you now.
I wish to understand Spanish.
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My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 |
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2019/08/01 14:02:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but it costs you your voice
I wish Bang! Cotton Candy Soda came in a manlier can
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2019/08/01 15:18:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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Granted. The can is made of an inch thick steel sheet.for which you need a blow torch to open. Whoever is able to open a can... is manly enough to drink this.
I wish to actually try that Soda...
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My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 |
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2019/08/01 16:10:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted, but you are not manly enough to open it.
I wish had telekinetic superpowers.
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2019/08/03 12:43:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But the powers only work while you are bleeding profusely.
I wish to know the right lottery ticket to buy.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/08/05 14:13:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. The information arrives in an email 'accidentally' CC'd to the FBI racketeering squad.
I wish I could work outside
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2019/08/06 16:57:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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Granted. You work now in the chain gang.
I wish to have a greener garden.
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My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 |
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2019/08/06 21:00:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. Weeks later you were arrested for growing dozens of plants of marijuana.
I wish to have photovoltaics on my roof.
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2019/08/06 21:06:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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Granted... Albeit a sudden tornado blows it off the roof and seriously injures you.
I wish for a nice breakfast.
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My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 |
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2019/08/07 11:23:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Granted. It's the last thing before you get executed for heresy in post 30 years war germany.
I wish for a Malcador heavy tank at a reasonable pricepoint.
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2019/08/07 13:17:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted, it now costs 50GBP, but it's a papercraft model.
I wish communism actually worked.
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2019/08/07 14:01:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are the only communist, however.
I wish to silence all of the political posts on social media.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/08/07 14:21:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. It's the first law passed by the new Clinton-Trump oligarchy, right after the 3 hour televised marathon of them making out on all channels.
No, I'm not telling you which Clinton it is[
I wish the entire Internet would stop for a whole week.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2019/08/08 06:33:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. The society collapses and turns into violent, hysterical anarchy.
I wish to live in Russia.
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2019/08/08 08:13:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Granted. You get sent to gulag by supreme leader putin.
I wish for the ability to drive a car.
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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Neutran Panzergrenadiers, 
Ostrakan Skitarii Legions,