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**Not Online!!!**

Granted, due to mutation of your Genoms you shed painfully and 10x per year.

I wish i had a steady hand to paint.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. I'll send you a picture of my hand and it will be nice and still to paint on to the medium of your choice.

I wish they would have consulted me before writing the rules for Warcry.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Your suggestions are a warhammer community article titled 'Hilarious Emails from Armchair Designers'

I wish lasrifles had grenade launcher attachments.

**Hawky**

Granted. Neckbeards, crybabies and Space Marine players spam the internet with hundreds of thousands "GW OMG IG OP PLS NERF" messages.

I wish Guardsmen were more tacticool.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted; but they are all replaced with scions and old guard units are mothballed

I wish for a new PC.

**SKR.HH**

Granted. It contains a Pentium 386, a EGA graphic card and 128 KB RAM.

I wish that Into the Badlands was not cancelled...

**Hawky**

Granted, another series is filmed, but it is taken over by the Japanese and made into the cringiest, most melodramatic anime you can imagine.

I wish I could speed up time.

**snurl**

Granted, but only when you do something you enjoy, like sex.

I wish to stay away from the fireworks store.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You're stuck in the x-rated bookstore.

I wish to become Ahriman.

**DeathKorp_Rider**

Granted, but you're immediately captured by the inquisition.

I wish for $1,000,000

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You owe the IRS $300,000 and everyone you've ever known shows up at your door with their hand out.

I wish GW wouldn't make a beer & pretzels skirmish game, charge $170, and call it Warcry.

**SKR.HH**

Granted... It costs 200$ now.

I wish for an additional day this weekend.

**Hawky**

Granted. The week now has 3 weekend days and 16 workdays. And it applies to you only.

I wish my vacuum cleaner didn't suck.

**snurl**

Granted. It doesn't.

I wish the trash collection people were quieter.

**Hawky**

Granted. Due to frequent noise complaints, they stopped servicing your area anymore. You have to take your trash to the landfill all by yourself.

I wish I had a doge.

**snurl**

Granted. You have a doge. It suffers from an identity crisis.

I wish everyone used spell check.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted, due to a minor typing fault and software malfunction you have made a mistake. Better run, the grammer gestapo is displeased.

I wish for the R&H line to come back.

**Hawky**

Granted. They are nothing but head swaps for Cadians, with a unique bit here and there.

I wish to visit Switzerland again.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted. You enter a prohibited arsenal in a bunkervisiting tour. You get disapeared like the 400 infantry support tanks that recently got refound.

https://www.watson.ch/schweiz/wirtschaft/554711552-das-sind-die-11-groessten-fehlschlaege-der-schweizer-armee

I wish for cheaper beer!

**Hawky**

Granted. You visited Prague, but you got scammed and robbed exactly as SKR.HH got at the bottom of page 417.

I wish for an unlimited train ticket.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, you are employed as a cleaner on a siberian cargo frieght train.

I wish for a giant house

**Not Online!!!**

granted. It needs massive investment to remain standing.

I wish for candy

**Hawky**

Granted. It's offered to you by an obscure-looking man in a van.

I wish to own some real WW2 artifact.

**Not Online!!!**

Gratned, it's a Swiss steelhelmet that is frightening you due to historic connections of mercenaries. (m18) terrorizing your dreams with angry mercenaries that steal all your beer!

i wish for a van.

**snurl**

Granted. Suspicious parents watch you whenever you park in a neighborhood.

I wish for more shelf space.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. Your entire collection of boardgames and miniatures vanishes and now you have more shelf space.

I wish there was going to be a 3rd season of The Punisher.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted it sucks so bad that it is widely diaregarded and all copies of it burried in the Dessert.

I wish for more free time.

**SKR.HH**

Granted. You break both arms and legs.... and have loads of free time while lying in bed.

I wish for something new to watch on Youtube.

**Hawky**

Granted. There is a remake of your favorite show, but with ponies and strong aftertaste of tasteless progressivism.

I wish I could change the world's history.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted. Due to interferance the whole world blows itself up in a thermonuclear apocalypse.

i wish i was fit.