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**snurl**

Granted. But you can't afford one.

I wish cars never broke down.

**Hawky**

Granted. What doesn't exist can't break down. Don't forget to feed your donkey!

I wish to visit Madagascar.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted, you contract the plague.

I wish a decent earning.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but it was for a one-time footwashing job. You'll be broke by next week

I wish for a multi-thousand dollar bonus for being awesome.

**Hawky**

Granted. I started receiving plenty of money from the US government for no obvious reason.

I wish to visit the NASA museum.

**snurl**

Granted. You are allowed in there for 5 whole minutes.

I wish to find a neighborhood kid who wants to mow lawns for money.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted. It also does chemical clearing of your lawn. It is now a brown desert.

I wish for more competent 40k rules.

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone still argues about them.

I wish to add to my collection.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted. It is a barby doll orkified.

I wish for Easter eggs

**Hawky**

Granted. They materialized in your intestines. Dozens of them.

I wish to get more money for less work.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted, you become one of these formerly of you described "entrepreneurs", however you annoy a drunk tourist too much and get promptly beaten with a broken beer bottle.

I wish for better infrastructure.

**helgrenze**

Granted, in a painful operation, all your bones have been replaces by Titanium. You gain 20 pounds and can no longer fly because you set off metal detectors and no one believes your story.

I wish I could fly.

**snurl**

Granted. But due to the amount of titanium in your system, they won't let you near the airplanes.

I wish for less work drama.

**Hawky**

Granted. You now work as a clown.

I wish I had golden teeth.

**DeathKorp_Rider**

Granted, but you suffer from gold poisoning.

I wish for a double-cheeseburger

**jhe90**

Granted.

It's from 1982, survived a nuclear test, glows and might have part of a necronium in it.

I wish I had a day off from work.

**Hawky**

Granted. You got lost in the forest. Black Hills forest.

I wish could play on the violin.

**snurl**

Granted. But you're so small you fall off and crash to the floor when someone picks up the violin.

I wish to pick out my new neighbors, instead of being suprised again.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The state parole board is housing formerly convicted sex offenders in your area and are asking for your input on which one you'd like closet to your bedroom window. Pick carefully, the losers might be offended.

I wish for today to be quiet and peaceful and without drama.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted, the human species has commited themselves to Antinatalism and has ended it in thermo nuclear fire.

I wish to become a martian.

**Hawky**

Granted. You look like Matt Damon now.

I wish I could run faster than Usain Bolt.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. But its only on all fours while completely naked. On the plus side, you make a pretty penny being paid to disrupt political events and conventions.

I wish to be able to clone myself

**snurl**

Granted. None of you can stand each other.

I wish for a good cheeseburger.

**helgrenze**

Granted. You get the ultimate Paladin burger. It comes so fully armored you cannot eat it.

I wish for world peas.

**snurl**

Granted. Their immense size carries them off into orbit.

I wish for a nap.

**Hawky**

Granted. You are now required to wear Naps. A Nap is like nappy for newborns, but bigger.

I wish to be a famous singer.

**snurl**

Granted. You are a pedal operated sewing machine from the 1800's.

I wish the new neighbors are nice people.

**helgrenze**

Granted. They just moved from Nice, a city in south eastern France on the Mediterranean Coast near the Italian border. They are however VERY French.

I wish for a Coke(tm) and a smile.

**Hawky**

Granted. You are a hostage and your captor has a Coke(TM) and gives you a smile.

I wish I had the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!!!!

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but Balsairus Cawl was inside and won't leave

I wish to be a giant among men