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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. But you can't afford one.

I wish cars never broke down.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. What doesn't exist can't break down. Don't forget to feed your donkey!

I wish to visit Madagascar.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Seeking suggestions for Ork Kill Team






 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted, you contract the plague.

I wish a decent earning.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





Granted, but it was for a one-time footwashing job. You'll be broke by next week

I wish for a multi-thousand dollar bonus for being awesome.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. I started receiving plenty of money from the US government for no obvious reason.

I wish to visit the NASA museum.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Seeking suggestions for Ork Kill Team






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are allowed in there for 5 whole minutes.

I wish to find a neighborhood kid who wants to mow lawns for money.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted. It also does chemical clearing of your lawn. It is now a brown desert.

I wish for more competent 40k rules.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Everyone still argues about them.

I wish to add to my collection.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted. It is a barby doll orkified.

I wish for Easter eggs

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. They materialized in your intestines. Dozens of them.

I wish to get more money for less work.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Seeking suggestions for Ork Kill Team






 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted, you become one of these formerly of you described "entrepreneurs", however you annoy a drunk tourist too much and get promptly beaten with a broken beer bottle.

I wish for better infrastructure.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted, in a painful operation, all your bones have been replaces by Titanium. You gain 20 pounds and can no longer fly because you set off metal detectors and no one believes your story.

I wish I could fly.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. But due to the amount of titanium in your system, they won't let you near the airplanes.

I wish for less work drama.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You now work as a clown.

I wish I had golden teeth.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Seeking suggestions for Ork Kill Team






 
   
Made in us
Mighty Chosen Warrior of Chaos





The Wastes of Krieg

Granted, but you suffer from gold poisoning.

I wish for a double-cheeseburger
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Granted.

It's from 1982, survived a nuclear test, glows and might have part of a necronium in it.

I wish I had a day off from work.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You got lost in the forest. Black Hills forest.

I wish could play on the violin.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Seeking suggestions for Ork Kill Team






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. But you're so small you fall off and crash to the floor when someone picks up the violin.

I wish to pick out my new neighbors, instead of being suprised again.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





Granted. The state parole board is housing formerly convicted sex offenders in your area and are asking for your input on which one you'd like closet to your bedroom window. Pick carefully, the losers might be offended.

I wish for today to be quiet and peaceful and without drama.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted, the human species has commited themselves to Antinatalism and has ended it in thermo nuclear fire.

I wish to become a martian.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You look like Matt Damon now.

I wish I could run faster than Usain Bolt.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Seeking suggestions for Ork Kill Team






 
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





Granted. But its only on all fours while completely naked. On the plus side, you make a pretty penny being paid to disrupt political events and conventions.

I wish to be able to clone myself

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. None of you can stand each other.

I wish for a good cheeseburger.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. You get the ultimate Paladin burger. It comes so fully armored you cannot eat it.

I wish for world peas.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Their immense size carries them off into orbit.

I wish for a nap.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You are now required to wear Naps. A Nap is like nappy for newborns, but bigger.

I wish to be a famous singer.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Seeking suggestions for Ork Kill Team






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are a pedal operated sewing machine from the 1800's.

I wish the new neighbors are nice people.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. They just moved from Nice, a city in south eastern France on the Mediterranean Coast near the Italian border. They are however VERY French.

I wish for a Coke(tm) and a smile.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You are a hostage and your captor has a Coke(TM) and gives you a smile.

I wish I had the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!!!!



Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Seeking suggestions for Ork Kill Team






 
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





Granted, but Balsairus Cawl was inside and won't leave

I wish to be a giant among men

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
 
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