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*coughs and pushes away smelling salts*

Be'gel Gue'la... Too much of a lur'tae'mont. Might as well have stuck a kles'tak under my nose, with how strong it was. Good for nothing Ky'husa Mal'caor. I'll show them next time, Vior'la U'it...

*continues to mumble ever increasingly odd insults in a mixture of Low Gothic and T'au*

OOC: Turns out this Kroot reverts back to speaking T'au after going through tramatic events. And sorry Verv, if I have seen Megolodon its been awhile, so I can't really remember.

OOC: It's also been a long time for me since I saw it (if it's what I'm thinking of at least) so I get that you're making a reference, I just don't remember what it's really from

IC: Sorry Black Jack, we needed you to be awake. Our Jump might be ending soon and we don't know what might be there.

OOC: Wow 4 pages almost since I last looked.
BIC:
"Fortunately I was able to consult the Zerg Overmind before we jumped. There will be a fully functioning Zerg colony ready for my command upon our arrival on Thanatos. My Zerg can handle any Necron problems."

*Curls up into a ball and goes to sleep*

*dusts self off and stands up*

Well, I suppose no harm was done, since I still have my soul and can walk and talk and all of the other perks of living. Wait, did someone mention necrons? Is that our plan, to go towards deathless killing machines and ask for what? To use their most advanced technology? Great. I don't see how this couldn't end well.

Blame Verviedi, he's the one who initiated the jump in the first place, after Badrukk forced him to drop a thing of nanites.

I'm going to need some rest if I'm going to be chewing anyone out.

*pauses for a second*

Hmm, never talked about chewing on something without actually being serious. Strange.

*curls into a ball and passes out, the exertion from powering a homemade Gellar field being too much*

*puts 2bj1 onto a nearby couch and covers him with a blanket*
There, now we wait
*begins sharpening combat knife methodically whilst waiting*

[Stretches out new arm] [Tries to back away from it and fails badly] Now might not be the best time to remember an augmetics phobia. [Pulls gloves back on and replaces jacket]

[Looks around] Why is this area so familiar?

"Oh hey! you guys went warping the mechanical way, so it was easy to catch up with you all."

Welcome back!
...Did you happen to see a planet melting into grey goo on the way? We're about to blow up it's sun.
OOC: Rise of the Tau!

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
SEE?! I TOLD YOU TNB WILL ALWAYS RESPAWN!!!!!

No, I just don't do 'dying' anymore.

*shoulders past everyone, and pours himself a cup of coffee*

...ugh. Where am I?

You're in the PAA-AAR-TAAAY house!

Why is my beard standing on end? Oh great the nutter with the bikes back. *walks to a window and waves at a bloodletter floating past.,* Queer place this. *continues to smoke his pipe as he watches the warp out the window.*

*drives around like a maniac, and nearly runs over Badrukk*

Hey! Watch it!

*Da Rippa accidentally fires, almost hitting Selym*

Sorry! I swear, it was an accident.

*hits me and reflects off bionic arm.*
I just polished that...

*looks around for a medical cabinet in the hopes of something to alleviate a headache*

Why is this place all so familiar, yet it slips my mind as to when I have seen it before?

*Steps back from the warp jump generator controls*

Course set. We should arrive at Thanatos soon.

*Notices 2BJ1*

Holy feth! It's the Necron I shot!

*backs away slowly from 2bj1, reloading boltgun*
You feeling ok buddy?

So where is this tub of a room taking us? and whats a necron? sounds fun. *puffs away on his pipe still watching the warp.*

Edgy space skeletons, that's what Necrons are.

You... you shot me? I'm- I'm sorry. I can't remember. And what's with going to Thanatos? I don't think the necrontyr there would like any visitors.

...They wouldn't have a choice. We just Grey Gooed a planet. The star needs to explode to get rid of those nanites.

*offers 2BJ1 a pack of smokes*

*takes the smokes*

No. Don't smoke. Seriously.

Yeah, smoking equals minus kills.

Wow TNB minus kills? Does that mean that kills won't earn you points?

*punches TNB in the face*

Sorry, it's an effect of the smokes.

*takes a puff, and places another pack right in front of 2BJ1*

*is being carried in jaws like a kitten by Mr. Killyface*
*is deposited, slightly slimy, on floor near group*

Elgh. At least he's not using his acid spit.