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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Retrieves the smokes from Badrukk and lights one] They may be bad for me, but not as bad for me as being a commissar. So technically they're good for me. [Nods]

++ That's the spirit ++

[Looks around] ...?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Don't smoke!

*destroys the smokes*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*looks are BC quizzically*
*squelches slightly*
Are you ok there?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

He's a vampire, Co'tor. What do you think.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Selym wrote:
*punches TNB in the face*

Sorry, it's an effect of the smokes.

*takes a puff, and places another pack right in front of 2BJ1*

*blows up Selym's bike with his knife*

   
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Sees Selym's bike blow up, then looks at TNB*

"He was mine, Terran insect!"

*Shoots TNB with needle spines*

"He'll probably just respawn anyway..."

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I don't die anymore.

*wounds knit close within the instant*

   
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Yeah don't bother trying to kill him, I pretty much ripped his head off and he didn't die. If that didn't do it nothing will.
*notices B.C acting weirdly*
Oh is the demon coming back? Was blowing his arm off not enough of a hint to stay away?
*sighs, begins loading bolter with vengeance rounds*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I think he's just saying hi... We are in his home, so to speak. Generally he wasn't a bad companion, just not great with social boundaries. [Rubs neck]

[Looks sadly at destroyed smokes] Fine, I'll get my own.

[Attempts to turn into a bat] [Terrible moment of screaming and this not working due to new bionic arm] [Stops and remains human] [Lies on floor] Feth. That's something to address later.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I don't die anymore.

*wounds knit close within the instant*


So you heal rapidly now?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Sorry about that. Didn't consider what the bionic would do to your transformation.
*sighs*
I'm a terrible apothecary

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Pulls more smokes out of pocket*

It's their choice. Not affecting anyone but themselves.





Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

To be fair, I hadn't considered it either. [Winces] Maybe when we're less in the middle of a crisis, Verviedi could figure out something. Manipulating metal forms seems somewhat his forte.
[Sits up and watches a herd of nurglings scamper past with the TV remote]

[Suddenly remembers] [Scrambles up and races into butter tank] We brought a fething psyker without a Gellar field.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

...Oh gak.

I'll take a look at that bionic when you get back. Do you know where the extra mass goes when you shapeshift? I have a feeling the vast size difference could create issues.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

It will, Verviedi.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Finds small girl and Daemonette hiding out in child's bedroom, playing cards] I forgot this at least has a small Gellar field...
[Looks quizzically at Daemonette] How you got in is another question entirely.

[Pulls sugar pills out of pocket on way back out] Here, you have these, I'm not good with sugar, apparently. [Wistful]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I'll join you in helping verviedi, I put the bionic there
*pysker girl taps on leg armor*
Oh hi there, nice to meet you.
*she climbs up and sits on top of helmet*
I seem to have acquired a hat

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

So I have a feeling that we're going to need to add a liquid metal layer, with some armor plates that fit both wings and arms. What did you use to attach the arm so that he can move it?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Bemused] Extra... Mass?
[Looks at self] Are you saying I'm fat? [Folds arms]

[War Kitten's hat makes a series of explanatory hand gestures]
Oh! I just condense, and stuff like my clothing is briefly stored in the warp. What daemons think of my uniform popping into existence, I'm not sure.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Well. I used neural impulse wires to connect the arm to B.C"s nervous system. You'll have to keep that in mind

OOC: i have no idea how bionics work so this may be wrong

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Not to self-promote, but try reading "Alteration", which is part of my content hub. I tried to write the most fluff-accurwte procedure possible.
Link
BIC: I can probably formulate some liquid metal that connects to standard wires. I'm wireless, but I don't want to turn BC into a clone of me.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Wait, I have cabling now? [Slow on the uptake]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
I don't die anymore.

*wounds knit close within the instant*


So you heal rapidly now?

No, I just don't die.

   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

You have wires in your bionic arm that connect to your nerves. They enable you to move that arm *points to bionic* as if it were your own flesh and blood
*little girl nods emphatically from position on top of backpack*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Mumbles and paces]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*aside to Verviedi*
Based on his reaction I probably shouldn't tell him that I had to replace his liver with a bionic as well?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

No one has yet told me where we are as of now. And I feel like I should enquire as to why you shot me, and why you resemble some sort of bio transfered human, but used a very strange metal, similar to necrodermis, but much more... flexible.

*puts head in hands*

What bothers me most is that this feels like I already knew these answers.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Well, we just jumped a room through the warp and landed on a planet, which planet is rather immaterial, as random things occur wherever we go, and random beings and foes show up, irregardless of the planet we land on.. So your first question is irrelevant. As to why you were shot, it was because at the time he shot you you were engaged in trying to kill him. As for his resemblance it's because he's made of liquid metal.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*lifts staff*

Maybe I had a reason to try and kill you?

*considers for a second*

No. It's pointless to kill if I don't have a cause that I know of that calls for death. Liquid metal, you say? That does sound intriguing. Now, I recognize the one in that hat. I recognize the unliving when I see one anyways. Metal man shot me. But you, astartes, are unfamiliar.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...you did what with my liver?
[Stops pacing briefly]

...Bat hearing. Also paranoia.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
 
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