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2010/06/15 15:41:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
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Do not High five a marine with a power fist on.
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2010/06/15 15:42:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Call Magnus a book worm.
And mention to a commissar a super hero from our time period HERSEY!
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2010/06/15 18:40:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
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you should not try to persuade a SoB or a female commisar to go to a Brazzers casting.
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2010/06/15 15:18:23
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Ask a commissar if you can help them restore morale. Unless they have responded positively to the aforementioned suggestion:
felixthecat345 wrote: Tell a female commissar to remove her flak armor to restore morale.
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happyguardsman 2250 Cadian 25th serving alongside conscripted Keimarchan soldiers
In Soviet Russia Valhalla lasgun shoots YOU!
Enemies of the Imperium:
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2010/06/16 01:01:43
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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felixthecat345 wrote:Ask a commissar if you can help them restore morale. Unless they have responded positively to the aforementioned suggestion:
felixthecat345 wrote: Tell a female commissar to remove her flak armor to restore morale.
to which you ask if she can help restore YOUR morale 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/16 22:54:18
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
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Commissar NIkev wrote:felixthecat345 wrote:Ask a commissar if you can help them restore morale. Unless they have responded positively to the aforementioned suggestion:
felixthecat345 wrote: Tell a female commissar to remove her flak armor to restore morale.
to which you ask if she can help restore YOUR morale
Which would be your last words before seeing a nice shiny bolter round going straight to your forehead.
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2010/06/16 22:58:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
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Wear a colorfull t shirt with the peace sign on it.
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Rokkit Robbaz (Deathskull)
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2010/06/16 22:59:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
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Borkin wrote:Wear a colorfull t shirt with the peace sign on it.
 In the dark grim future there's only...wait!...Hippies?!? 
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0002/06/16 23:51:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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What do think rainbow warriors and emperor's children are?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/06/17 00:00:55
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
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Rainbow warriors, yes, EC no, those are more bondage and S&M. lol
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2010/06/17 00:04:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Krauser wrote:Borkin wrote:Wear a colorfull t shirt with the peace sign on it.
In the dark grim future there's only Pie.
Fixed In Grim far future their are only Topless busty female Commissars? In the far future there is only PIE!
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2010/06/17 00:08:24
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/17 00:10:11
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2010/06/17 05:04:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/06/17 05:04:57
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2000/06/17 05:26:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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What episode are those south park pics from?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/06/17 07:27:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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I think the one they get banned.
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2010/06/17 07:36:12
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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actually i think thats the movie
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/06/17 13:12:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Black Templar Recruit Undergoing Surgeries
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1) Tell Abaddon that his hair looks silly
2) call a Tau a no-nose chimp
3) Tell Calger His mother was great last night.
4) Tell Yarick to F' off and do it himself.
5) Tell Grimaldus he looks like Darth Vader
6) Ask a SoB if she and her mate come here often
7) Telling Tzeetch that he needs to get a life.
8) Telling Khorne to seek anger managment
9) asking Nurgle to have a bath once in a while
10) acusse Slaanesh of having an alternate life style
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2010/06/17 16:03:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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shas'o vera wrote:actually i think thats the movie
Thinking about it you are right. thanks 
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2010/06/18 14:49:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Karvick wrote:5) Tell Grimaldus he looks like Darth Vader
To which his reply would be "Awesome!! Err, I mean hkshhh, hkshhh..."
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/06/18 17:56:00
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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never hit on the busty inquisitor.... she could be a demonette in disguise
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"Those that Dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"- Alucard
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2010/06/18 20:10:52
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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TyraelVladinhurst wrote:never hit on the busty inquisitor.... she could be a demonette in disguise
I'm sorry, but that's heresy of the highest order.
Consider yourself watched....
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/06/18 20:11:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Never hit on a busty Daemonette.
She'll appreciate it, but she'll show her appreciation by tearing your body painfully apart and eating your soul.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2010/06/18 20:43:38
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Karvick wrote:1) Tell Abaddon that his hair looks silly
2) call a Tau a no-nose chimp
3) Tell Calger His mother was great last night.
4) Tell Yarick to F' off and do it himself.
5) Tell Grimaldus he looks like Darth Vader
6) Ask a SoB if she and her mate come here often
7) Telling Tzeetch that he needs to get a life.
8) Telling Khorne to seek anger managment
9) asking Nurgle to have a bath once in a while
10) acusse Slaanesh of having an alternate life style
Epicness!
11) Yell at Yarrick
12) Tell a SOB that she looks fat.
13) acidenntly arm a plasma warhead in a enclosed space.
14) Forget to wear your breathers on a drop assualt.
15) Forget your gun.
16) Accidently push open the airlock
17) Fly a Vulture.
18) Pilot a Chimeria or Rhino.
19) Accidently shoot a plasma generator.
20) Have your Plasma gun overheat when a Tyranid invasion has started.
21) forget your oven mits when using a flamer.
22) forget your ammo clips.
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2010/06/18 21:49:13
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Space_Potato wrote:TyraelVladinhurst wrote:never hit on the busty inquisitor.... she could be a demonette in disguise
I'm sorry, but that's heresy of the highest order.
Consider yourself watched....
S_P
it is so true though, and besides my authority supercedes yours 
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"Those that Dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"- Alucard
6970 points of Preheresy Night Lords 7681 points Preheresy thousand sons 8230 points Preheresy Iron Warriors 3230 points Preheresy Death Guard 4940 points preheresy Dark Angels 4888 points preheresy Iron Hands 2030 points preheresy Blood Angels 2280 points preheresy space wolfs 1065 points preheresy white scars 3210 points preheresy sons of Horus 1660 points Grey Knights 628 points Sister of Battle 2960 points adeptus mechanicus 18650 points Titanicus legio Nex Caput capitis 5566 points Imperial Guard 5875 points Preheresy Emperor's Children 3735 points Preheresy World Eaters 1710 points Preheresy Word Bearers 2090 points preheresy Imperial Fists 1570 points preheresy Alpha Legion 4600 points necrons 1420 points prehersy Raven Guard 960 points prehersy Salamanders 6334 points Tau Empire 20942 points tyranids 8722 points eldar 3125 points dark eldar 10745 points Bearers of the Light 1415 points Preheresy Luna Wolves 8508 points Chaos
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2010/06/18 22:27:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Asherian Command wrote:22) forget your ammo clips.
It's called a magazine!!!ARGH!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/06/18 22:37:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Abhorrent Grotesque Aberration
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Call a SoB a Heretic
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2010/06/18 22:39:06
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Calculating Commissar
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Munch Munch! wrote:Asherian Command wrote:22) forget your ammo clips.
It's called a magazine!!!ARGH!
No, it's called "TAKE THIS, TALIBAN!"
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2010/06/18 22:39:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Abhorrent Grotesque Aberration
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metallifan wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Asherian Command wrote:22) forget your ammo clips.
It's called a magazine!!!ARGH!
No, it's called "TAKE THIS, TALIBAN!"
Infidels beware!
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2010/09/10 09:08:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/06/18 22:49:03
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mad Gyrocopter Pilot
Scotland
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Dont play chicken with a warhound titan.
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